Mmmm. Bacon Soda. But personally, I don't perfer Pepsi or Coke. It's Mountain Dew I love. In fact, I wrote a poem about it:
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew
It tastes so very good-ew-ew
It pwns Pepsi, it pwns Coke
It pwns so hard that it smokes
It pwns while in a box
It pwns and it rocks
When it pwns it bends the fabric of reality
And yadda-yadda-yadda shmality
The purpose of this crappy poem
Is to show that Dew is great-tasting-ome