Well, I'll do a self-evaluation then:
-Administering/Ruling - Na, I'm not confident in myself.
-Apostleship/Pioneering - .... Nope. Not too adventurous here.
-Discernment - Hahahahahahahahahahaha NO.
-Evangelism - What is this? Does that mean preaching? Nope.
-Encouraging/Counseling - I need counseling myself, how can I do this?
-Faith - I don't even have faith in myself.
-Giving - Only at my convenience. So no.
-Hospitality - I'm never a hopsitable person.
-Knowledge - Depends on what kind of knowledge.
-Leadership - (See Administering/Ruling)
-Showing Mercy - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! gfioas *smacks head on keyboard in laughter* NOPE.
-Prophecy/Perceiving - Usually no. Sometimes though.
-Pastoring/Shepherding - I don't have a way with sheep.
-Serving/Ministry - I'm not the kind of person who throws himself into servitude. So no.
-Teaching - Meh, depends on the topic.
-Wisdom - Hmmmmmph. Maybe. Though I'm A LOT more wise than your average person:
Actual words of wisdom from Amanda, this one girl I know from school:
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Anyone who drinks [cola] should be shot. (As this was said, I was sucking down a Pepsi)
Amanda: This one kid is such a JERK! I clearly stated that I wanted a piece of bacon pizza, and this guy in front of me takes the last piece of bacon pizza when I CLEARLY said that I wanted bacon pizza!
Me: And why do YOU deserve it? He was there first...
Amanda: Because I'm a girl!
(That last quote got me mad enough to leave the lunch table.)
Amanda: Adam, look! *points at the Jello Adam is eating*
Adam: What?
Amanda: Your Jello is orange!
*Amanda walks to our table and points at my two friends, back and forth, for about 30 seconds on end.*
Me: What in the hell are you doing?
Amanda: Look! They're both wearing yellow shirts!
Me: Hey, look at this casino game I made!
*Amanda plays one game of Blackjack and loses*
Amanda: I lost?? This game sucks! You suck at making games, Steve!
And oh yes, almost forgot: Amanda is almost 18 years old.
So ya. I guess I have SOME gifts... Maybe.
Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.