Since the Mario Bar is gone, I'll post some of my latest thoughts here.
I forgot to mention that last Friday was my "girlfriend"'s birthday, and three days beforehand she asked me for only one gift: To tell what I honestly think of her as a whole. Keep in mind, she was completely choking up while trying to ask me this, and likewise, I found it kind of hard to tell her without my legs melting. Fortunately for both of us, my teacher came by and broke the awkwardness.
So around Thursday, I spent a good chunk of my time making her this comic, which was meant to contain everything I had trouble telling her that Wednesday. I think it went pretty well.