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Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2006, 08:32:54 PM »
Going along with what Markio said, I want a specfic item, such as a vacuum cleaner, that will search and suck up all Asian beetles in my house daily. Those things are the most annoying pests of all. I probably have over 100 dead ones somewhere in my house. >X(
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

bobman37

« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2006, 08:33:54 PM »
Some type of machine that will wash my clothes, then dry them without me having to switch them over to the drier, then neatly fold them and teleport them to my dresser.

AbercrombieBaseball

  • FitchPitch
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2006, 08:59:08 PM »
Add the garden to the Asian beetle list.

I grow green beans. Just had some tonight, in fact. Right now everything's fine, but a few years ago I had Japanese beetles get to my bean crop. Not only are they impossible to get rid of and multiply like mad, but they also ruin your plants. I think I got one or two good servings of green beans that year before the invasion happened--normally a group of 25 plants is good for about ten meals.

And that's another invention I wouldn't mind--green bean plants that produce more and can tolerate the cold better. It seems that around September the plants I put in during May are no good anymore. Even if they still were good, the Pennsylvania cold would wipe them out by mid-October anyway.

I've grown beans since 1997. It's a pretty fun hobby and you get food out of it too.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2006, 10:21:15 PM »
Quote from: bobman37 on July 22, 2006, 08:33:54 PM
Some type of machine that will wash my clothes, then dry them without me having to switch them over to the drier, then neatly fold them and teleport them to my dresser.
The first part of your invention has been made.  http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=washer+dryer+combo  There may also be something to fold certain types of laundry.  A teleportation invention would be awesome, but would drastically reshape our economic and political systems.  It'd be worth it though.   
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2006, 12:51:53 AM »
The world needs Dynocaps. Ya' Know, from the DB series?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2006, 02:11:35 AM »
1. An easy-to-use Mac.
2. Cell phone with a cup holder.
3. Car with built-in windshield shutters to end all foldy annoyances.
4. Glow-in-the-dark Coke.
5. Spider zappers. Point, zap, dead spider. No... not just dead. Gone. Destroyed spider.
6. One of those all-powerful Ionic Breeze things, made to latch over the exhaust pipe of a car.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2006, 06:12:42 AM »
Yeah, fire up a '65 Impala and smell the daisies.

Hovercars would be awesome, letting you go virtually anywhere.

Maybe one day, this invention I've heard of will come out. It's these things that are implanted into a highway and guide your car/truck/etc. through a computer in your vehicle.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2006, 08:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Bird Person on July 24, 2006, 02:11:35 AM
1. An easy-to-use Mac.
Order Mac.


Remove from box. 


Take bite. 


Chew. 


Swallow. 


Repeat.


“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

GiftedGirl

« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2006, 09:53:12 AM »
Quote from: Bird Person on July 24, 2006, 02:11:35 AM
5. Spider zappers. Point, zap, dead spider. No... not just dead. Gone. Destroyed spider.

You're a good man, Bird Person. A very good man.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2006, 11:48:47 AM »
...and Luigison is a good picture book writer.

Bird Person, according to Consumer Reports, Ionic Breeze things (like the one you get from "The Sharper Image") don't work very well. At all.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2006, 12:42:40 PM »
Spiders are good. >:(
That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2006, 02:56:45 PM »


You just made a powerful enemy, BirdPerson.
0000

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2006, 03:39:06 PM »
Spiders are good.  That's why I feel bad when I kill them, which I only do if I can't get them out of my room.  I'm sorry!  for killing and drawing all attention to myself!  I always do that!  SOMEBODY SHUT ME UP!

Somebody invent me a shutting up machine.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2006, 04:16:12 PM »
Why do you have to kill them if they're in your room?
That was a joke.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2006, 08:17:10 PM »
Just if I can't get them out of the room.  I can't let them stay in my room, because I'm paranoid at the expense of poor little creatures.

What about an invention to untangle cords?  or Christmas lights, those are the tangliest.  I wonder what would happen if this invention was used on a Tangela, what would it look like?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."
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