Oho, but what about Snakes in a Chef's Hat?! Maybe you'd be their target audience.
By the way, I saw S.O.A.P. today; it rocked, but not in the way that I had hoped. I didn't want it to be a comedy, but a straight-up action-horror movie. There was, in actuality, little of both. It was hardly scary, and more violent than action-y. But still, I liked it because Samuel L. Jackson actually says "I want these mother****ing snakes off the mother****ing plane!". Pure gold.