Attach a webcam to it (so it shows just your face), claim it has facial recognition and other features that don't work, demonstrate it not working, then upload to YouTube.
Take a pic of it with you doing the thumbs up, photoshop (nyah Adobe, used it as a verb) something cool on the screen, then put a caption claiming you have the coolest computer ever.
Pretend you're the King of Town or Strong Bad answering e-mails on a broken computer. Upload to YouTube. The few of us that are Homestar Runner fans will love you for it.