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« on: June 23, 2011, 08:40:39 PM »
Basically, think of any random quote that pops into your head. It can mean anything funny, or powerful.
For example, you will see in my signature:

This bridge - extends from Nebraska to CANADA!
This bridge - extends from Nebraska to CANADA!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 08:54:42 PM »
Defeating you is easier than smacking a baby. Not that I'd ever do that!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 09:06:05 PM »
Go home and be a family man!

« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 09:52:19 PM »
"Did you know that Disbad from Sidney is trying to lock us?"
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 09:33:18 AM »
Should I just unlock the old one?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 09:35:51 AM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 01:38:24 PM »
YOU MUST DEFEAT SHENG LONG TO STAND A CHANCE.

« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 02:00:39 PM »
"X-Men, welcome to die!"~Magneto
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 02:10:37 PM »
It's a dog eat dog world
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 03:46:52 PM »
Colonel, it's me! We've managed to avoid drowning!!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 04:16:05 PM »
I've covered wars ya know.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 05:13:51 PM »
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 05:22:05 PM »
PC LOAD LETTER? What the **** does that mean?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 05:55:29 PM »
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the oven.

I see a new sig.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2011, 07:11:59 PM »
"One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."
  -Boo_penguin

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2011, 06:42:17 AM »
Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2011, 12:09:12 PM »
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?!"
0000

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2011, 02:05:09 PM »
"Every story has three sides. Yours, mine and the facts."
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2011, 02:35:55 PM »
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?!"

"What's the matter? Fat got your tongue?"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2011, 03:57:00 PM »
"It's a goat arm"

-Mario, entering a fortress level in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2011, 04:13:40 PM »
"**** you, Luigi!"

-Mario, as channeled through "Captain" Lou Albano
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2011, 05:52:27 PM »
"It's a goat arm"

-Mario, entering a fortress level in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
On that note:

"Hey, Joe... it's an alligator!"

--Mario, trapped in a bubble in NSMBW
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2011, 05:02:08 PM »
"God is essentially Santa Claus for adults"

-BP

« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2011, 10:42:29 PM »
"All your base are belong to us."
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2011, 11:42:33 PM »
"I definitely have breast cancer."
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2011, 11:53:51 PM »
THIS ISN'T ABOUT LOGIC. IT'S ABOUT SMASHING YOUR FACE IN!

« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2011, 12:11:31 AM »
"I definitely have breast cancer."

"I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bull[dukar], I did not hit her! I did naaaauuught. Oh hi Mark."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2011, 12:19:43 AM »
"Underwear? What's that?"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2011, 01:08:44 PM »
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2011, 01:40:20 PM »
IN BATTLE, ONE'S SEX MEANS NOTHING. WHO'S LEFT STANDING IS WHAT MATTERS.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2011, 01:56:26 PM »
I keep mistaking this thread for What's On Your Paste?.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2011, 02:30:18 PM »
"You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn't black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, **** it, I don't care what you think. I'm trying to do the right thing."~Roy McDonald
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2011, 05:19:57 PM »
I keep mistaking this thread for What's On Your Paste?.

Ooops. So do I
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2011, 10:27:28 PM »
I'M KYOKUGEN! FACE IT, RYO! YOU'RE NOT FIT TO SWEEP FOR ME!

« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2011, 10:57:03 PM »
"Ah worsh mahself wit uh rag onna steek."
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2011, 11:02:03 PM »
SAY WHAT? IT'S NO FLUKE. THIS IS WHY I'M HERE EVERY YEAR.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2011, 11:12:02 PM »
"So then I said, 'No, officer, the bodies are in your trunk!'"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2011, 12:27:00 AM »
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2011, 07:07:52 PM »
~
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2011, 09:33:08 PM »
"That gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all So I said I'd marry, join the ****ing navy and went to sea Block that kick, block that kick."
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2011, 01:27:18 PM »
With a Quick-Reply you can use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post, but much more conveniently.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2011, 02:05:40 PM »
THIS WAS THE THING ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO. THE GROUP OF MISSILE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS. BUT HE WHO IS UNJUST IS DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION. A YOUTH'S ACTION DISMISSED THEM.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2011, 05:30:18 PM »
"Rapier? I barely know her!"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2011, 05:41:00 PM »
THIS IS THE TOURNAMENT FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM. YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THE MOST EXCITING BATTLE IN HISTORY. GET READY TO BATTLE. FEEL THE INTENSITY WHEN POWER AND TECHNIQUE COLLIDE. CRUSH THE COMPETITION. A BATTLE BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION. LET THE MARTIAL ARTS MADNESS BEGIN.

2001 IS THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT.

WELCOME TO THE REVOLUTION.

« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2011, 09:02:14 PM »
What did this topic turn into?
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2011, 09:22:34 PM »
What's on Your Paste?, the remixed edition. Where you make up or pull quotes out of nowhere, unless they happened to be on your paste.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2011, 09:52:23 PM »
No, it's The Thread Where WarpRattler Posts Stuff From Fighting Games.

"Dear God, why me...why do I always seem to attract the who's who of mental illness?"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2011, 10:15:45 PM »
It's a weapon. It's really powerful, especially against living things.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2011, 11:05:07 PM »
"Justice Alito has done considerable independent research to identify ... video games in which “the violence is astounding ... Victims are dismembered, decapitated, disemboweled, set on fire, and chopped into little pieces ... Blood gushes, splatters, and pools.” ... Justice Alito recounts all these disgusting video games in order to disgust us—but disgust is not a valid basis for restricting expression. And the same is true of Justice Alito ’s description ... of those video games he has discovered that have a racial or ethnic motive for their violence— “‘ethnic cleansing’ [of] ...  African Americans, Latinos, or Jews.” To what end does he relate this? Does it somehow increase the “aggressiveness” that California wishes to suppress? Who knows? But it does arouse the reader’s ire, and the reader’s desire to put an end to this horrible message. Thus, ironically, Justice Alito ’s argument highlights the precise danger posed by the California Act: that the ideas expressed by speech—whether it be violence, or gore, or racism—and not its objective effects, may be the real reason for governmental proscription." - Justice Scalia, majority opinion from Brown v. Entertainment Merchants Assn
« Last Edit: June 30, 2011, 11:07:01 PM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2011, 01:21:58 PM »
Ah... heheh. So you see I have a lighter that looks like a gun. I also have a gun that looks like a lighter. I guess I grabbed the wrong one!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #50 on: July 02, 2011, 11:10:58 AM »
I know what you seek, but I see no justice in your heart.
Without justice...how can you succeed?

« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2011, 07:02:08 PM »
Taste the meat and not the heat,
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2011, 12:19:38 AM »
HERE COMES
DAREDEVIL

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #53 on: July 04, 2011, 05:15:46 PM »
What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin-joint like this?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #54 on: July 04, 2011, 05:18:36 PM »
SNAAAKE

I'M GOING TO KEEP WHINING UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2011, 05:21:50 PM »
Play it ****ing loud!
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #56 on: July 04, 2011, 07:10:44 PM »
"We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #57 on: July 04, 2011, 08:47:49 PM »
BOYS! Boys. WE are the MAFIA, okay? I'm not talking about a rodent infestation. And I'm not talking about an infestation of rodents with the ability to speak. And I'm CERTAINLY not talking about a fictional golden orb from a series of children's novels from England, okay?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2011, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: A lonely, bitter virgin on 4chan's /adv/ board
"That's it. It's not fair that I have to suffer because I don't have the looks of Justin Bieber or the charm of James Bond.

I'm having sex on my own terms. How long should I microwave a banana peel in order for it to be the same temp as vagina?"
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2011, 06:34:20 PM »
SORRY ABOUT THAT. ARE YOU HURT? I GUESS I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2011, 07:38:28 PM »
Wow. I really can't move my body.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2011, 08:01:42 PM »
DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOU'RE GONNA DIE
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2011, 08:02:15 PM »
WARNING: NO ENTRY WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2011, 08:04:14 PM »
JUST TAKE A [darn] SHOWER ALREADY!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2011, 08:07:49 PM »
EMERGENCY IN SECTOR 3
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2011, 08:38:37 PM »
His song changes from Old Man River to Blue Moon
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2011, 08:53:50 PM »
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #69 on: July 16, 2011, 06:18:22 PM »
REPEAT THIS AFTER ME, I'LL NEVER TAKE ON A GOD AGAIN.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #70 on: July 16, 2011, 08:12:08 PM »
This quest involves jumping?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #71 on: July 16, 2011, 09:27:36 PM »
Smellin me some cornbread.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2011, 02:05:08 PM »
Want some rye? 'Course you do!
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2011, 05:17:38 PM »
Ship priority status alert.  Hull armor taking damage.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2011, 07:20:16 PM »
Whether you pack poon or peen, you'll always be accepted by the big man.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

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