Author Topic: What If?... (Read 16196 times)

Glorb · « **on:** July 18, 2005, 07:22:46 AM »

Rememeber those old "What If?..." comic books published by Marvel? Well, Here you can post your own "What If?" ideas. I'll start you off:

What If?...Mario weren't Italian?

Now answer that!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2005, 04:07:50 PM »

Then all the place names in Super Mario Sunshine would be German.

What if Bowser had a time machine?

"It's impossible this way!"

white_arrow · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2005, 04:38:27 PM »

Then Nintendo would make an Edutainmet game called Bowser's Time Machine

What if Monkeys ruled Mario's brain?

YOSHIS RULE

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2005, 05:41:07 PM »

He would be saving Princess Banana

What if Mario never got Luigi back from Baby Bowser?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:33:03 PM »

Luigi would become Bowser's evil right hand man.

What if Mario had never saved Subcon, even though it's just a dream?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:36:35 PM »

Mario would go on through life normally.

What if Mario still wore a blue shirt and red overalls?

TEM · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2005, 09:36:00 PM »

He'd still where a blue shirt and red overalls.

What if the NES controller would have been somewhat ergonomical?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2005, 06:02:17 AM »

Then my fingers wouldn't be deformed.

What if Princess actually wanted to stay with Bowser?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2005, 10:01:03 AM »

They would have very ugly Koopa Kids.

What would happen if Mario visited the Princess and she said, "Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Glorb · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2005, 11:14:18 AM »

Her head would explode with confusion.

What if Mario were deformed by radiation?

Well, this is where the signature goes...

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:05:53 PM »

Then he would join the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

What if Nintendo decides to stop making Mario games

Glorb · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:08:08 PM »

They would make more Zelda, Metroid, Pokemon and Kirby games.

What if Mario were a tentacle?

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Edited by - Glorb on 7/20/2005 11:09:21 AM

Tingrio · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:10:09 PM »

Then the whole world will be devoured by cream cheese.

What would happen if I didn't have my clavicles and olvie jars to give away?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:11:09 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:35:43 PM »

Then Gene Rayburn would be sad...

What if this question ended with a question mark.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2005, 01:15:47 PM »

It would be a gramatically correct sentence.

What if Bowser kidnapped Daisy for a living, instead of Peach.

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2005, 11:30:56 AM »

Then it would be called: Super Luigi Bros.

What would happen if Luigi turned evil?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2005, 02:46:42 PM »

Luigi's Mansion would've been a very short game.

What if it was all a dream?

"It's impossible this way!"

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2005, 04:30:15 PM »

We'd wake up and get on with our lives.

What if Mario shaved his mustache?

7 Train · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2005, 06:15:33 PM »

He'd be less popular among female players.

What if all Yoshis were one color?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2005, 06:36:34 PM »

It would be hard to tell which one was Boshi and Yoshi.

What if Mario had never opened The Thousand Year Door?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Glorb · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2005, 08:24:57 AM »

He'd open the Nine Hundred, Ninety-Nine-Year Door instead.

What if Mario were host on a game show?

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7 Train · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2005, 10:00:58 PM »

He'd be attacked by all the Koopas and Goombas who are guests.

What if Birdo was really a bird?

Glorb · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2005, 07:47:17 AM »

Then we'd all be happily playing the next Mario game instead of staying awake all night wondering wheather Birdo was really a bird.

What if Mario and Luigi were girls?

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2005, 08:52:54 AM »

Then we have "Super Maria Sisters."

What if the culprit in SMS wasn't Bowser Jr.?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 7/24/2005 7:53:47 AM

BP · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2005, 03:38:12 PM »

Then Mario Kart Double Dash would have one less retarded character.

What if you got hit by lightning in Mario Kart but you were already small?

Got Bird? â€“Bird Person<(^v^)>

Glorb · « **Reply #25 on:** July 26, 2005, 08:58:34 AM »

A magical fairy will come to vomit on you.

What if Mario's name was Oiram and Luigi's was Igiul?

Well, this is where the signature goes...

nintendofreak · « **Reply #26 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:20:50 PM »

Then their names would be backwards.

What if Mario grew a beard?!

11/24 stones

The Almighty Voice · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:28:45 PM »

Then he'd be itchy and distracted, and Bowser would bite his face.

What if seagulls took over planet GLKJPNOOOOOOOOOOOOORNBHQ?

Edited by - The Almighty Voice on 8/2/2005 5:29:19 PM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #28 on:** August 02, 2005, 07:52:08 PM »

Then the whole universe would explode as we know it.

What if a fat guy at a beach fell into the water at 675 MPH?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2005, 01:07:12 AM »

Then he would be wet.

What if Wario and Waluigi were had enemies called Mawario and Luwaluigi?

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2005, 05:16:09 AM »

Then it would be creepy.

What if Mario got into hang-gliding?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2005, 07:29:31 AM »

Then mario wouldn't have to swim.

What if Mario had 100 arms?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2005, 08:12:42 AM »

He'd be very freakitated.

What if dogs could talk?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2005, 08:56:31 AM »

Then humans could bark.

What if Mario worked out by lifting weights?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Markio · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2005, 10:24:58 AM »

Then he would become a superficial jerk.

What if aliens disguised themselves as keyboards?

The Almighty Voice · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:23:38 AM »

Then none of us would be here. *ACK*! My keyboard! It's gone nuts! SAVE YOUR-AAAAAAAA!
*Dusts himself off and purchases new keyboard*

What if Mario had a lightsaber?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:32:52 AM »

Then he would be like BIZOWWWW and Bowser would be all PREOWWWW and they'd be doing all these cool moves with their light sabers and then Bowser would say: "Mario, I'm not your father." And Mario would say: "...Yeah, I know..." and then defeat him.

What if Mario came to our world?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/3/2005 10:33:25 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:43:37 AM »

He would bring war and destruction and send armies of doom across the land to eat our Mario-infected children. Then he would, like, buy a donut or whatever.

Ej'sy ogde Oja, fof m"yntr-sl nu l'rnp stod?

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Markio · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2005, 01:48:28 PM »

Jeso m'id ol;die pntsam j.

What if there is no afterlife?

â€œIâ€™m wearing my anti-gravity pants!â€ â€“NE89

Glorb · « **Reply #39 on:** August 03, 2005, 06:24:03 PM »

Then everybody would make friends with worms, and the Aithiests would be happy.

What if it was called "Deinsoupa auft Maurach Broteinhapfteig" instead of Super Mario Bros.?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #40 on:** August 03, 2005, 06:47:41 PM »

Then everyone would thave to labor day after day, trying to fit that title onto a game box.

What if Mario was a Koopa?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/3/2005 5:50:01 PM

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2005, 05:53:31 AM »

Then Bowser would be human.

What if you had super speed?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:36:24 AM »

I'd walk faster.

What if Nintendo created a Mario robot capable of strong AI?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Glorb · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:55:02 AM »

They would put it to work in the Nintendo acid mines.

What if Mario was a German alien?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:19:06 AM »

Luigi would be very sad.

What if Toad blew himself up with a time bomb?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:09:42 PM »

Then Peach would PRETEND that it was an accident so it didn't attract the media too much.

What if Wario was not fat?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 8/4/2005 12:11:02 PM

7 Train · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2005, 06:50:18 PM »

Walugi would be much bigger.

What if a Yoshi ate up your homework?

Glorb · « **Reply #47 on:** August 05, 2005, 07:39:39 AM »

I'd have an awesome excuse for school.

What if Mario was an evil super robot flaming alien spider ninja turtle samauri from space AND the fifth dimmension?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #48 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:17:11 AM »

Then... He'd always win everything.

What if?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #49 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:26:17 AM »

Don't "What If" me!!!

What if Mario was a hedgehog and Sonic was a plumber?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black

Glorb · « **Reply #50 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:46:37 AM »

Mario would scare little kids and Sonic would probably blow up a septic tank with his speed.

What if Sonic the Hedgehog fought Mario in various locations across the world in an awesome computer game by someone who's name rhymes with "Lorb" and a title that rhymes with "Fario merus Wonic Pearled Sore"?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Markio · « **Reply #51 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:23:03 PM »

Then the "lorb"-rhyming person would probably distribute it among people.

What if there was just a tiny bit less gravity on Earth?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #52 on:** August 05, 2005, 01:48:50 PM »

We would all float into space where are heads would implode from the awesome pressure.

What if everyone on Earth was a 906 pound giant?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Toddathon · « **Reply #53 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:05:58 PM »

Then life would be dramatic, and when someone fell it would shake the whole town.

What if Mario murdered Yoshi?

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Luigison · « **Reply #54 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:13:25 PM »

Then all the Yoshis would attack Mario like the chicken/pigs do to Link in Zelda games.

What if MegaByte made a Nintendo game?

Markio · « **Reply #55 on:** August 05, 2005, 04:27:41 PM »

It would be highly successful and most likely would have a robot in it at some point.

What if birds could fly?

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #56 on:** August 05, 2005, 04:41:38 PM »

Then fish could swim.

What if Luigi's Mansion had a sequel?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** August 05, 2005, 05:16:52 PM »

Luigi would make so much money that his brother would be out of a job.

What if Mario was never missing?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #58 on:** August 05, 2005, 05:36:04 PM »

Then the forums entrance page would say "Do you hate Mario's time Machine and feel like telling the whole world?

What if Super Mario 128 came out yesterday?

You say you want a {Nintendo}revolution, well, you know, we all want to change the world

Markio · « **Reply #59 on:** August 05, 2005, 06:52:43 PM »

Then I'd be just semi-excited today.

What if you discovered ninja turtles in your local sewers and no one else knew about them?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #60 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:44:13 PM »

Then I'd come go down in the sewers with them, eat pizza, and become the new Teenage Mutant Ninja...The Blue Toad! That would be nice.

What if Bowser just decided he didn't really WANT to be evil?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #61 on:** August 05, 2005, 09:47:04 PM »

Then Mario would have to find some crazy dude from off the streets to be the villian. And then the stocks and profits would fall.......

What if Bowser used the Star Rod to turn Mario into a goomba?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Glorb · « **Reply #62 on:** August 07, 2005, 08:03:25 AM »

Then Mario would be a goomba.

What if Mario was a Nazi?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

The Almighty Voice · « **Reply #63 on:** August 07, 2005, 09:07:15 AM »

Then the Mushroom Kingdom would be ruled by the fair Princess Hitler.

What if Mario had a little conciense named Jiminy Cricket?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #64 on:** August 07, 2005, 09:36:00 AM »

Then I'd smash the little bug.

What if there were NO SURVIVORS?

Glorb · « **Reply #65 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:06:23 AM »

Then there would be NO SURVIVORS.

What if all my answers weren't so literal?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Edited by - Glorb on 8/7/2005 10:07:01 AM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #66 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:15:20 AM »

Then they would be hypothetic.

What if Wario slept through all of his Game Boy adventures?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #67 on:** August 07, 2005, 11:16:20 AM »

Then it would turn into a very boring game.

What if I didn't just answer that?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Glorb · « **Reply #68 on:** August 07, 2005, 02:49:05 PM »

Then I would.

What if I didn't ask this, but instead asked about the weather?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #69 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:54:37 AM »

Then I would hit you with a trout.

What if Mario was scared of everything except for Poison Mushrooms?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #70 on:** August 08, 2005, 10:42:24 AM »

He would eat one, and then he would die a horrible, painful death.

What if Toad yelled a chain chomp was going to eat him?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #71 on:** August 08, 2005, 11:27:35 AM »

Then he'd say, "Look, a chain chomp."

What if Mario had 1000000 brothers?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #72 on:** August 08, 2005, 03:16:23 PM »

Mario DID have 1000000 brothers, but they got so annoying that he killed them all! MuHAHA! But he obviously liked Luigi and only kept him alive (or Luigi went to the Groceries while MArio was on a killing spree and when he got back Mario turned over a new leaf, decided to never kill, and learn to live with Luigi).

What if you ran into Luigi while in the grocery store?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #73 on:** August 08, 2005, 05:14:47 PM »

Then I'd say, "Hey pal!"

What if you cought a Cheep-Cheep whilst fishing?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #74 on:** August 08, 2005, 07:21:12 PM »

Then a giant Bubba Cheep Cheep would come up and eat you.

What if Doki Doki Panic was never used as Super Mario 2?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Glorb · « **Reply #75 on:** August 09, 2005, 09:07:39 AM »

Then they would go forward in time and use Crash Bandicoot and replace Crash with Mario.

What if Nintendo killed off Mario and replaced him with Peach?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #76 on:** August 09, 2005, 10:24:23 AM »

The whole series would blow monkey chunks.

What if Mario had traveled to the real world to drink a glass of milk?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #77 on:** August 09, 2005, 12:30:54 PM »

Then someone would say: "Hey! Some little italian dude is drinkin' my milk!....That MY milk!...He got NO right drinkin' it!"

What if Ghonolorc was a word?

â€œA wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! Iâ€™d like to see ya try!â€ ~ Homestar Runner

Suffix · « **Reply #78 on:** August 09, 2005, 12:38:33 PM »

Callard would abandon his business partner for a Bowser that was scarier.

What if landscapes were like the optical side of a CD?

Glorb · « **Reply #79 on:** August 10, 2005, 09:13:42 AM »

That everything would be all trippy and we'd have seizures after the sunrise.

What if Spider-Man kept on his Venom suit for too long, then it escaped and fused with Thor and then Mario? (Semi-actual story from original What If? comics)

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)