Today I was playing Blood Harvest on advanced and something amusing happened.
Me and three very capable, microphone equipped (this is good for the lulz), strangers were cautiously blasting our way through the map when we got to the end of chapter (?) where you have to cross the long bridge and there's a train car turned safe house at the end. We got horde-spammed about three times near the barn/house right before the bridge so two guys ran back to the barn where there was an ammo pile. I was standing on top of one of the train cars ahead picking off zombies with the hunting rifle when suddenly one of the guys yells, "OH ####!" I turn around and see his tiny, yellow outline wriggling in the embrace of a Smoker's tongue obscured in fog. Everyone was fairly out of reach so he was going to take a lot of damage before anyone got to him. I peered into the fog with my scope and saw a pixel or two of green swirling around above the survivor's yellow outline. I didn't believe it but I took a blind shot into what I perceived as the center of the swirl and was rewarded with a message saying "Daddy TEM killed the Smoker."
This all happened within the space of perhaps three seconds. I promptly pushed the talk button and yelled "FROM DOWNTOWN" at the top of my voice while the other three guys all asked me how in the world I made that shot at the same time.
Later in the same run the final run into the tank/truck thing was pretty intense. We were really spread out in the field so we could take out the tank easier, and one of the guys ended up really far away when the vehicle pulled up. Three of us got in right away but the fourth guy was almost beyond visibility and getting swarmed. One guy timidly asked, perhaps with a tear in his eye, "Is he going to make it?" Once again, my hunting rifle came to the rescue. I scoped and completely tore down the group of zombies surrounding the survivor while a guy got out of the vehicle with an assault rifle cleared out the immediate area. The fourth survivor got into truck, all of the survivors made it. One guy got the achievement for never falling down, and none of us died during the campaign.
gg