A. Emoticons don't constitute posts.
B. Kermit isn't fat.
C. If anyone found my post offensive, I mean well.... no one was laughing from the thread, and I saw an opening...
D. There aren't so many frog pictures on the Internet, and even fewer have room for things like we get from cat pictures. They don't do as crazy of stuff. But, yes, amphibians are pretty awesome. I've wanted a salamander for the longest time. That is to say, I wanted a salamander the longest time ago. You know how these things are.
Edit: Well, they don't.