So, I have decided to revive this topic every time I come back, so you can all feel the gash on your society I have left.
Go ahead. Pretend it's not there. Act as if nothing has happend. Maybe you'd get some self confidence back, meet a nice girl. You fall in love, and marry. All is right in the world, and you decide it's time to bring children into it. That is, until in a passionate fit of lovemaking, your hunny-bunny swipes over your scar tissue! All those feelings come rushing back, and then BAMN, can't get it up.
So welcome me. Welcome your newfound erectile disfunction and I back into your life. You know you won't be happy either way, so make it easy on yourself.
Also, MARIO: Boy, I sure love that there is no chain chomps around here...
TOAD: Oh, then you're going to love this news: I'm pregnant! And it's not yours! :D
Mario: D: