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Site Discussion / Re: Emulations Are For Bad Boys/Girls?

« on: April 16, 2002, 12:00:51 PM »

Hacks are illegal? They are not ROMs! It is a file that changes the game. I got this really good SMW Hack that make the level cooler! And another one that make them near impossible because they are super-short, but the exit is right on a cliff!
I also have Lunar Magic, the Best SMW editor of all time!

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Site Discussion / Re: Deezer (Games)

« on: April 16, 2002, 11:47:25 AM »

I like Yoshi RPG!

But, when you beat the pond, you are sent to a new island, then back to the pond island, and it repeats forever! You got any passwords for that game?

Another bug: When you level up to 5, you FP goes from 50 to 30, you have to battle some one else to get 50 and got to a recharge station. What gives?

How to beat a Goomba:

Egg throw twice, and do a lick.
Don't forget to use spacebar to shield youself. What I don't get is that Goombas do more damage than you do.

Here's how to beat the pond:

From the starting point, go to areas up. You'll see a screen of Goombas and a Recovery station. Battle a Goomba, goto the Recharge station, repeat until level 5. or 4. you should have 100 HP and 50 FP. If not go battle 1 more Goomba. and recharge.
Now battle the pond.
Use egg throws all the time! They do 6 damage. Don forget to try and guard against his spikes! You should be done in 6 turns and walk away at level 104 or 105 with 4-30 HP.
Now goto the present. goto the dock, Grab all the berries on this island, battle Silver Goomba, and go west. You're back at Island #1!
Ask Peblo.



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Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/16/2002 10:51:47 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 16, 2002, 10:57:20 AM »

something concerning #26...

Yeah, where are the toilets? They ARE human, and humans use bathrooms. The only bathroom
I ever saw was at the Marrymore Suite in SMRPG (you know, that door in the room...)

PM Blooper:

Peach's Castle

Twink: It's so big, but where are all the bathrooms?
Peach: we use the bushes.
Twink: eeew! But, there are no bushes here in the castle.
Peach: ? There is one. In the court yard.

*Meanwhile, Mario is in Koopa Village looking for a few coins in the bushes*

Mario: *whistling* ...
*he picks into a bush*
Twink: NO!
Mario:???
Twink: I guess you didn't know that we use bushes for bathrooms.
Mario: *thinking* whatever...
*he finds a coin!*
Mario: Wait a minute... this coin is watery! Hey!
Director: CUT!!!! Mario, you can't talk! Kooper! What have Told you, NO APRIL FOOL'S JOKES! MarioSpiceMeat! Use the guest Bathroom!
Not the set!
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Another Mystery

Whatever happened to some of the Paper Mario and SMRPG characters?



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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: April 16, 2002, 09:50:00 AM »

1400th reply! Yay!

Using emulators (you can use them on Windows, that is.)




Nintendo XP :)

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Humor

« on: April 15, 2002, 02:33:07 PM »

Any one? Got a joke? someone?

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 15, 2002, 02:08:52 PM »

How does Goumet Guy get to Bowser's castle?

How does a Big Steely fit in Bowser's Clown Copter? It's the size of the Copter!

What happened to Star Road?

How does Bowser survive all of Mario's Beatings, especcially in SMB1?

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: April 15, 2002, 10:52:06 AM »

(back to Insane Steve's Post)

Bowser Kidnapping Peach

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: April 15, 2002, 10:51:18 AM »

D@MN IT!!!! HE'S HERE TOO? NOONE REPLY TO HIM!!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario RPG Story

« on: April 11, 2002, 07:45:03 PM »

3 Yoshies (Blue, Gold, and Red)
5 toads (2 kids, 3 adults)
1 Luigi (Green and Blue, Fireball power)
I nearly put firball power! Luigi shoots a... Fir tree... in a ball? :)

Yep, that's me!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Candy is delicious!

« on: April 11, 2002, 07:35:54 PM »

City: Correct! :)
School: WRONG TYPE!!! :(

Good guess! I want a Mario ring-thing-a-ma-jiger-whatever. Could I import some from Canada? or Maine or- oh, I'll stop...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Shop Class

« on: April 11, 2002, 07:16:31 PM »

I have a suggestion: Type up a Mario story!
For an art class: Draw Mario Scenes and stuff like that!
For Reading: well, go read some fanfics at the story boards.

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Quest:The Bowser cards

« on: April 11, 2002, 07:01:57 PM »

A royal battle
Wario, Mario and Luigi vs. King Bob-omb, King Boo, Goomba King, and King Bowser Koopa

Mario: now what is it?
Luigi: Buh-buh-buh...
Mario: Boo? Bob-omb? Bowser! Uh-oh...
Mario:Will Bowser ever give up? oh wait... It's Bob-omb King!!!
Luigi: Oh perfect, why coulden't it be King Boo? I could suck him up with my vaccum!
Mario: He's there too!
Luigi: Yay!!! wait, ehy am I saying yay? He's bad... Any way-
Mario: It's-it's-it's-it's BOWSER!!!
Luigi: shouldn't that stupid turtle learned his lesson by now?
Bowser: I heard that!
Mario + Luigi: POWER FORMATION!!!
*They form an army of fists, tornadoes, vaccums, hammers, and jump attacks.*
*Goomba King appears out of the darkness*
Luigi: We have another guest...
Mario: Uh-oh, we're outnumbered!!! 2 against 4!
Mario: Wait...
*Mario hammers Gooma king flat and he dissapears*
Luigi: What a wimp!!
Mario: too easy... But let's take care of these fools! Luigi, take King Boo, and
I'll take care of the rest!
Luigi: okey-dokey!!
*Luigi vaccums up parts of King Boo, but sends of 10 extra Boos!*
Luigi: Yah!! (Sucks up a Boo)
Onlooker: 9 little Boos in the room, 9 little Boos. Luigi sucks one up with his vaccum, 8 little Boos in the room...
Onlooker: Let me help!
*the onlooker bursts in the door. It's... Ness? or is that Link? Or is it Wario with a bat?*
Ness?: Take that, you overgrown turtle! *bops him
on the head 100 times*
Bowser: oof... I feel faint... *faints*
Mario: Hi, Wario!
Luigi: Mario, this is our chance!!! I've finished off the Boos and their king Let me help!


BOOM! BOOM!
Mario, Luigi, and Wario vs. King Bob-omb computer system and Fainted Bowser

Mario: Help me blow up this Bob-omb!
*The Bros. take bowser and throw him on the King Bob-Omb*
Computer: Self-Destruct: 5,4-
Mario: Let's get out of here!!!!
Luigi: You got that right!!!!
Mario: No!!! We've got to stop that and shove them outside!!!
Luigi: Good Plan!! Wario come help us push these 2 clowns into the woods!!
Mario: First, deactivation!
Computer:2-
Luigi: Hurry!
Mario: There!
Computer: System Disengaged, Aborting, rebooting in T-minus 2 minutes
Wario: Let's push it!
*They all push the 2 out to the forest*
Computer: Engaging... Self-Destruct in 5,4,3-
Mario: RUN!!!!!!!
*they run franticly to the house*
Computer (In faint, distant voice): 1,0... TIME UP! START EXPLODER.EXE! *BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
*Wario, Mario, and Luigi are all thrown over by the explosion and tumble to The Mushroom Kingdom Castle*
Peach: Mario! What a suprise to see you! Luigi! Wario? what's he doing here?
Wario: I helped to save our town from Bowser!
Mario + Luigi: Yeah!
Peach: what was that explosion?
Luigi: It was us explodng King Bob-omb and Bowswer at the same time by putting Bowser on top of the Bob-omb and let him explode. The two are probably long gone by now.
Peach: Good! I wanted to finish my "Bowser is Dumb" story, but scince he's gone, I can just get rid of it. Anyway, I only wrote:
"Bowser is Dumb
By: Pricess Peach Toadstool
Bowser is the stupidest thing in the world."
Peach: Not much, eh?
Wario: right.
Toad: what's all the ruckus about?
Peach: Well, TMK is safe again!
Toad: Oh, that's good, I needed to finish writing "Peach is a Toad Abuser"
Peach: >( grrrr.
Toad: Just Kidding!
Peach: I just love your jokes!
Toad: Let's celebrate tomorrow!

The real Party
noone vs noone

Mario: Great Pizza. What is it?
Peach: Mushroom.
Toad: Yuck! You are so sick! Who is this Mushroom? Jonny? Fungin? Lisa?
Peach: You're not the only one who can tell a good joke!
Toad: Very funny! You had me convinced!
Peach: it's actuall Pepperoni, Bell peppers, and Grade A Olives
Luigi: Yum!!!
Wario: Ta-a-a-asty!
Mario: Show how to make that sometime. We're always looking for supreme Pizza recipies.
Peach: Now, dessert! It is Yoshi Berry Soda, a root beer float, and a slice of Vanilla cake with creamy frosting. Oh, and some custard-filled and chocolate-covered donuts are over there *Points to her right*.
Wario: Let's eat!!!
*they eat and talk, the party ends, they all go home, and a Lakitu card lays on the grassy floor outside the forest...*
You can continue if you want, people!


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Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/11/2002 6:09:08 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Quest:The Bowser cards

« on: April 11, 2002, 01:29:35 PM »

at the party...

Mario: 5,6,7,8, Chance!
Mario: (reading card) There is a turtle infestation and you must pay damage. pay 10 coins for each house and 30 coins for each castle.
Mario: Shoot!
*pays50 coins for house ans 60 for castles. Only has 100 left*
Luigi: My turn *shakes dice*
Luigi: Yea! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! Darn!
*Luigi Pays 150 coins rent to Peach's Nimbus Land ave.*
Luigi: Grrr! I have 149 coins, a Baby Bowser Card and a star. That enough?
Peach: sorry, 1 coin too short!
Luigi: >( Yah!!
*they syart to fight*
Toad: while they fight let's steal their coins and stars!
Mario:baby bowser card? Ahhhh! Toad! Shred it! burn it! do something be fore baby bowser comes out!
Toad: you're nuts, this isn't one of Bowser's-
???:Graaaaa!
Toad: Yikes!
Mario: run!!!!!!!!!
Toad: help!

The Doomsday Showdown
Luigi vs. Kamek, Boos, and Baby Bowser
B.Bowser: Thought I'd give up, eh? Well no! Kamek! Boos! We have a visitor!
Kamek:  ooooh...*throws Magikoopa spell on house*
(fortunatly, Luigi and Peach are unaffected by the spell)
Boos: eh, ooog, I feel funny...
Kamek: Shoot! They have to attack and leave then I use magic!
B.Bowser: I'd... like a... Easy-Peasy... this book is... I love Daisy...
Luigi: What?!?!?! She's my girlfriend!! Take this, you dirty jerk!
*POW!*
Peach: Yikes! Mario,Toad, Kamek, Baby Bowser, and the Boos are all dizzy!
Peach: Luigi! You owe 1 coin- ah! Where's all my coins! Why i oughttta-
Luigi: Now's not the time, we've got to beat up Baby Bowser and his playmates!
Peach: Yeah! Let's Go!
Kamek: Gr.... Take this! (A frozen arrow is flying)
Peach: whoa! *miss* Missed me, missed, now you gotta- yuck, no way!
Luigi: You take Boo and I'll take Kamek!
Luigi: Here's my gift for you!
*POW!* *FIREBALL!* *DONK!* *BOOM!* *SMASH!*
Kamek: ......
Luigi: yea!!
Peach: Here it is!
Boo: heh,he,heh.
*miss!*
Peach: oof!!
Boo: You can never catch us!
Peach: Mario!! Hammer!
Mario: o....k.... my.... gift.....is... a....skilift.....
Peach: Gimme!
Mario: Wha- oh hi peach! Here you go!
Peach: You're back! Go take Baby Bowser!
Peach: Now it's CLOBBERIN' TIME!
*Smashes all the Boos*
Peach: Peach has got it!
Mario: Meet Mr. Fist!
B.Bowser:hi.....Mr.Fist.....
Mario: Yah!!!! *POW!*
B.Bowser: Daddy! Mariow gave mes boo-boo!
Bowser: aw.... Mario!
Mario: *scared*
Bowser: Now you're dead meat!

The final match
Mario,Peach,Luigi, and Toad vs. Bowser and Baby Bowser

Bowser: Heh,heh, Special delivery!
*hit's every one but Mario and Toad*
B.Bowser: Wahhhhhhh!!!
Bowser: (Thinking) Crap!
Mario: It's one thing if you hit me, but hitting my friends, You are so dead!
*Mario and toad do amny strong moves*
Bowser: ooof!!! Here's what I call "The finisher"!
Mario: Yea! sure! it'll sure finsh you off!
Bowser: gwahahaha! *Executes Finisher*
Bowser: *BOOM!* wha-? I missed? Nooo!!!1
Toad: Tie him up!
Mario: c'mon let's do it!
*they tie bowser's feet together*
Mario: i'll take care of him!!
B.Bowser: Daddy!!! Mes gots 2 boo-boos! Me mad! *send out a pack of 100 Bob-ombs*
Mario: *throws Bowser like in SM64*
*Bowser lands on Baby Bowser, Kamek, and the Bob-ombs, thus eliminating them all*
Mario: We won!!!
(they continue the party)

The end!

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Quest:The Bowser cards

« on: April 09, 2002, 08:06:45 PM »

The Bros. Vs. Birdo

Mario and Luigi are whistling and walking through the forest
Mario: I can't beleive Bowser could make such weak defense!
Luigi: Yea! Remember that time when you took bowser and swung him around into bombs?
Mario: Yeah! That was so fun!
I must've gotten Stronger, flinging a 1,000 pound turtle around
*Luigi Frowns*
Mario: (stuttering) N-Not Th-th-that I'm saying you're weak. Y-yo-your
plenty strong. I mean, jumping like
wild in SMB2 is something to be proud of. But I just don't know why your boots are slippery
Luigi: My dad forgot to buy us new ones. I mean jumping and sliding a lot can damage your soles. But you don't do that as much as me. My shoes are like ice!
Mario: (nervous) Wh-wh-why is it get-get-getting dark here?
Luigi: i dunno. Maybe we're in a forest.
Mario: Oh, shoot!!!!!
*A fireball whizzes past them*
Luigi: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-whoa!!!!!
*They both spin to the ground and fall face-first*
Luigi: ooof... that hurt.
Mario: C'mon let's-a go!
*A couple of hundred of yards later*
Mario: Hey! It's brighter! My eyes can actually see better!
Luigi: What is that? (Points to a cabin with a flag with an egg on it)
Mario: Looks familar...
Luigi: Let's go inside.
*Mario trips on a rock, but gets back up*

(SCENE: THE CABIN)
Luigi: kinda creepy. All the girl dolls and stuff. Just brings chills to me.
Mario: I know a doctor who can do something about that
Luigi: Let me guess-
Mario: ME!
Luigi: ha-ha.
*A dark, shadowy figure appears*
???: Hi!
Both: Wha-?
Birdo: I'm going to finish you off!
*SMB2 Battle Music plays*
*The three fight, throwing eggs at Birdo*
Mario: Reminds me of the late 80's...
Birdo: I'll shock you with my prettiness!
*Does a weird eye-thingie*
Mario: Quick the Mirror!
Luigi: Yes!
*The "Love Beam" is reflected and makes Birdo Dizzy*
Birdo: whoa.... can't....... control..... self.....
Luigi: Mario!! The shell!
Mario: *Throws a shell at Birdo*
Mario: Ya wanna free ride? I'll give ya one! to the lave pit behind you!
Birdo: Nooooo!! I'll remember this!!! *Falls into lava*
*The Bros. hi-5 each other*
Mario: whoa! A crystal ball!
Luigi: It goes into that socket over there...
*Stuffs the ball in the socket*
*A door opens with sunshine eminating from it
and SMB2 Victory song plays*
Mario: Let's blow this SMB2 house!
Luigi: Yeah!!!
(Both run off, into the sunset, towards the unknown...)
It could be a castle... Never know...
---------
chapter 4 over!

The sequel:
The bros. vs. The Boo clan!

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Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/9/2002 7:15:15 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Candy is delicious!

« on: April 09, 2002, 07:46:15 PM »

Yes? And where might that be? fine then, what school do I go to? (You don't have to answer that last one.)

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"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)