... You get bored one day and decide to bump this after it's been down forever.
... You go to other forum boards and tell them to "repent and join the one true forums" (not making fun of any religion here, just joking)
... You're so nice to Sapphira that she actually decides to finish The Prophecy just for you
... You've emailed at least half of the people here just so you can get to know them better, and they don't hate you for it
... Every remote computer that you've used has the fungi forums as the main page
... You create "The Ultimate Topic" that everyone loves
... You know the origin to all of the inside jokes here like Blow'd Up, Dukar, pwnd, Luigison's dirt, Deezer bread, Lisreal, yada yada yada
... I start to really really really get on your nerves (open target alert!)
... You pause your Mario games so you can type here
... You start asking people at other forums whatever happened to someone here, and then when they ask you what the du... uh, cheese you are talking about, you realise that you aren't here (bad one)
... You create a convenient way to travel between boards just by holding one key and pushing another on the keyboard
... You try to find out what kind of fungi the Super Mushrooms are and get really frustrated
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.