Back in college I dared Doug Dale to ask that very question during our Philosophy class. (Where is it from, again? Simpsons?)
On the first day of that same class, the teacher silently walked in and wrote PHIL 105 on the board. Doug Dale and I thought his name was actually Phil Ios for like 30 minutes.
Hey, here's a question: Which version of the Bible do you prefer? I personally love the olde-school language of the King James. Reading it is like licking creamy chocolate silk.