Author Topic: The Mario improv (Read 15290 times)

MattC13 · « **Reply #60 on:** December 30, 2005, 09:47:24 PM »

Toad: Who give me the drugs?

Glorb · « **Reply #61 on:** January 03, 2006, 06:34:16 PM »

I will...NOT! I shall keep the drugs, for now. To the Glorbmobile! Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, Glorbman!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #62 on:** January 06, 2006, 07:31:55 PM »

Mr.Melee: No drugs on the field. 2 min. in penalty box!!

Glorb · « **Reply #63 on:** January 07, 2006, 04:39:28 PM »

Glorb: Ha! Ha! Ha! ... HA!

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #64 on:** January 07, 2006, 05:01:02 PM »

Bigluigifan1.0: Hey, no laughing on my lawn!!

MattC13 · « **Reply #65 on:** January 07, 2006, 09:25:48 PM »

Toad: Maybe drugs are not good for you.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #66 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:22:51 PM »

Mr.Melee: /Really?/ *blows whistle* Timeout!

Glorb · « **Reply #67 on:** January 09, 2006, 12:51:33 PM »

Glorb: *blows whistle* Time down! Or up, or in, or whatever.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #68 on:** January 10, 2006, 06:07:45 PM »

Mr.Melee: Who wants to play SSBM? I'm the virtual Mario w/ his original suit!

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #69 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:37:38 PM »

*Goomba walks in*
Goomba: SSBM? Sounds intruiguing! I'll be...me! A goomba!

Khold · « **Reply #70 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:52:32 PM »

Luigi: Show us your moves, Goomba!

* Luigi gets into a break down stance

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #71 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:56:26 PM »

Peach: Wow, Peach and I must've swapped bodies.

*Tries stomping Goomba, but can't, because Peach (really Luigi) doesn't have any stomping boots.

Peach: Dang.

*Goomba walks at Peach*

Peach: Eeek!

Glorb · « **Reply #72 on:** January 11, 2006, 11:15:11 AM »

Glorb: All right, Goomba. *pulls out a revolver and fires at him* I know what you're thinking, "did he fire six shots or seven?" To be honest, in all this excitement, I lost count myself. You see, this is a Magnum .48, the most powerful handgun in the world. Now, you just have to ask yourself one question: "Do I fell lucky?". Well, do ya? Punk?

Khold · « **Reply #73 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:08:01 PM »

Excuse me? I might be wrong, but did you just shoot that Goomba?

This is excactly what I'm talking about in The Great Mario Debate!

Goombas and other little defensless creatures have been reduced to little spiders! "Oops, I stepped on a goomba, no big deal." That is very wrong, indeed!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #74 on:** January 11, 2006, 04:15:07 PM »

Luigi: Yeah, I agree. Hey, I'm myself again! Now I don't have to worry about shoes!
Everyone else: o_0
Luigi: What?
Everyone else: o_0