Author Topic: Whats wrong with the universe? (Read 5406 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2003, 12:18:30 PM »

Hope(N Forever) is right, since the eggs that we always see come out of Yoshi do not have fetuses in them, i.e. they are not fertilized through sex. The only times that baby Yoshis come out of eggs, the eggs were already sitting there, perhaps left behind by a careless father or mother Yoshi. And he's also right that eggs imply sexual reproduction.

*tail breaks off*
*tail sprouts new LD*

?!?

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Popple · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:52:33 PM »

i have seen yoshis lay eggs that hatch into baby yoshi's. i watched him lay it. Maby food is yoshi sperm. Hmmmmmmm... Maby yoshis have both an egg gland and a food to sperm conversion gland.

Has anyone seen tremors 2 aftershock, the shreikers eat and when theyve eaten enough they cough up an egg that hatches into another shreiker who eats and eats and lays another egg witch hatches...........and eats........and lays......witch............ .................................

(Later)

And so that one eats and lays another egg witch hatches into another shrieker.

what was i talking about?

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2003, 12:08:06 AM »

Where did you see this Yoshi lay the later-hatched egg?

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #18 on:** November 19, 2003, 01:15:23 AM »

...The only eggs I've seen Yoshi lay are the ones with ememies in them...

The ones that hatch into baby Yoshis aren't the ones from swallowing enemies.

There is no correlation between the two, so there's really no room to hypothesize about this because the two types of eggs are for different things and are therefore probably created differently.

^ That's probably the longest I've ever gone without a comma.

Nothing says lovinâ€™ like Chupperson from the oven.

Popple · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2003, 05:37:53 PM »

It seems that most fictional reptiles reproduce asexually, Godzilla, Shriekers, Yoshi, the spider in arachniphobia ok, so thats not a reptile, I am sorry I brought this up, wait... I thought that this was a discussion about Birdo's eggs being the wrong color and coming from the wrong place. Who thinks this was a good idea to change her eggs.

WanWan · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2003, 12:24:10 AM »

a food to sperm conversion gland

Must . . . refrain . . . from inappropriate comment! But it's so ha--difficult.

Edited by - WanWan on 12/5/2003 10:27:58 PM

Popple · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2003, 01:33:23 AM »

Go ahead, I can see nothing inappropriate about a gland changing food to sperm, You are like a giggling little school child that laughs at the word sperm...

Heh heh... sperm... heh ha ha Ha HA HA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

*vomits with laugher*

Aawh! its coming out of my nose...

MUHAHA! WHAHAHAHA! HEHEHE! HOHOHO! WOOHAHA!

*suffers 14 seimultaneous heart attacks, continues to laugh*

Wooh thats funny!

WanWan · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2003, 02:08:17 AM »

You just want me to get banned! Heh. I'm sure some of the more dirty-minded posters here can work it out for themselves.

I am indeed a giggly little girl.

Popple · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2003, 05:23:01 PM »

I can seriously not see what you are talking about. Just post it backwards.
Like this:

:siht ekiL
.sdrawkcab ti tsop tsuJ .tuoba gniklat era uoy tahw ees ton ylsuoires nac I

See... Its the same thing, But you cannot understand it.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*

Black Mage · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2003, 05:47:04 PM »

....TCELES B HSUP

A magic spell?

WanWan · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2003, 06:47:26 PM »

Here, I'll rot13 it for you, heh.

V org n ybg bs jbzra jvfu gurl unq bar bs gubfr, bayl va erirefr.

Erifefr, I like that. Sounds like an elven kingdom or something.

Fifth · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2003, 08:42:16 PM »

Ebg13... lbh xabj, V'q arire urneq bs vg 'gvyy abj.

Tb zbba!