Author Topic: Whats wrong with the universe? (Read 5629 times)

Popple · « **on:** November 09, 2003, 03:20:56 PM »

In MK:DD Birdo has eggs similar to yoshi's, but with pink spots. They were white earlier. Also, she does not expell them from her mouth as is the classical Birdo tradition.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #1 on:** November 09, 2003, 04:08:11 PM »

I dunno, maybe it's evolution, lol.

Markio · « **Reply #2 on:** November 09, 2003, 04:09:31 PM »

If you think that's weird, wait 'till you hear about how it used to be a boy that wanted to be a girl.

*LD gets hit with a trout.*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** November 09, 2003, 07:25:55 PM »

That was a falsehood created by the idiots at Nintendo of America. Birdo - Catherine, that is, has always been female.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2003, 04:22:58 AM »

You people forget...
What's even more weird is that BOTH male and female yoshis lay eggs!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2003, 05:03:59 PM »

I just find it weird that Yoshi's don't take better care of their eggs. And how does eating produce eggs. It's like a cross between the digestive and reproductive organs.

Popple · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2003, 06:12:45 PM »

All yoshi's are identical other than color and size so how can you tell if they are boy or girl? Maby they have no gender like godzilla.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #7 on:** November 12, 2003, 03:48:25 AM »

Hey, Birdo!
Can you tell the difference between a male zebra and female zebra?
No? I thought not...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** November 12, 2003, 01:07:19 PM »

"It's like a cross between the digestive and reproductive organs."

Hey! Just like Deep Throat!

Iâ€™m not stupid, Iâ€™m LD.

Popple · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2003, 05:39:02 PM »

Yes, i can. Male zebras have much wider black stripes than females. Also, they have different reproductive orogans. Yoshis, however, have no gender distinction and populate by asexual reproduction.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2003, 03:24:29 AM »

Asexual reproduction!?

Can you explain how do yoshis reproduce asexually? Explain the eggs! Explain how a large, multi-cellular organism like yoshis does asexual reproduction!!

Birdo...

A "scientific" thesis without any reasonable explaination whatsoever, is really a very bad thesis!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2003, 09:07:36 PM »

Umm ... IT'S A CARTOON WORLD, PEOPLE! There are no answers to these questions!

Nothing says lovinâ€™ like Chupperson from the oven.

Popple · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2003, 11:12:15 PM »

Yoshis lay eggs without intercourse, the definition of asexual reproduction. The "A" stands for no.

Popple · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2003, 11:14:05 PM »

Godzilla does it! A very similar species!!!

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2003, 08:25:49 AM »

Birdo!
You ought to know by now that yoshis lay eggs all the time, especially males!
Those eggs are used for protection of themselves and other yoshis/creatures!

In order to produce offspring, those eggs has to be... er... fertilised!! Much the same way done like birds or reptiles, and we know that science proved that those real-life creatures reproduce sexually.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!