In shcool we were made to do 3 Haikus, one traditional/of a season, one about something beautiful, and one irregular. I ended up writing PILES of them, seemingly on command.
Season (I did one of each and settled for spring's):
Spring is almost here.
Poisonous plants sprout from dirt.
Run for your short lives!
(Summer)
No more listening!
I can't wait to sleep al day!
Up till 3 A.M.
Leaves fall off of trees.
Islanders run from palm trees.
They might get flattened.
Fog makes the cars crash.
Cold makes the children complain.
Christmas brings me joy.
Others:
This is a haiku.
You really shouldn't read this.
Well, too late, you're done...
I hate these poems.
They are aggravating.
I just wrote one more.
Paper is so flat
though it wasm once a thick tree.
Flimsy as can be.
So many school thing.
They're driving us all insane!
I just blew a fuse...
My room is dirty.
I wish it would clean itself.
I'll do it later.
(Upon completing my science fair oard the night before its due date)
This board really sucks...
but at least I got it done.
No more worrying.
I know I had more somewhere... The "Beautiful" one had to do with a DS... I'll do some, right now, off the top of my head.
Nintendo is cool.
Go get yourself a DS.
You'll thank me later.
This is TMK.
All Mario, all the time.
Isn't that awesome?
Welcome to the board.
Deezer is feeding me bread!
Here, have some Febreze.