Author Topic: PaperLuigi the Psychic (Read 16134 times)

PaperLuigi · « **on:** September 05, 2006, 04:41:02 PM »

I just thought of something fun to play, it's no big deal, but I thought It'd be cool. No, I'm not really a psychic, but I can at least pretend. All you have to do is come to me and I'll TRY and predict what you did today. It's only a game, and trust me, I'll mess up. If you want, I can predict your future and see what happens the next day, too. Let's just have some fun with this, shall we?

EDIT: One person at a time, if you please.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2006, 05:00:19 PM »

Please predict my future! *gives PaperLuigi a five as payment*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2006, 05:07:16 PM »

*looks into his crystal ball.*

Before I can make this prediction, I will need something...................*takes GG's wallet.*

Just kidding. Tomorrow, your teacher will assign something that you despise doing...............like grammer worksheets!

So, tomorrow, tell me if I'm right.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2006, 05:22:45 PM »

Okay.

Screech · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2006, 05:50:32 PM »

Oh, wise sage! What lies in my future? Money? fame? Recognition? I must know.

Robert · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2006, 06:25:06 PM »

Mighty PaperLuigi, could you please show me my future? I hope it's something good.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:19:33 PM »

PaperLuigi, Here's the perfect one for you.
What game am I really REALLY looking forward to?

The Chef · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:55:42 PM »

Will I get a Wii this Christmas?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2006, 08:52:43 PM »

My my, we have many here today. To answer all of your questions, I must focas in on my imaginairy crystal ball..........

Screech: Your future looks bright, as you follow your heart to become the new Screech of "Saved by the Bell 2!" Okay, so mabey that's a tad farfetched, but it is quite possible.

Robert: Tomorrow, you will find 4 quaters on the floor and buy a soda!

solidmushroom: That one is easy. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, seems to be within your grasp, but then again, Mario Galaxy looks strong as well. What is this? I'm seeing the image of a person playing Mario Hoops! He looks a lot like you...............

The Chef: I see the Wii being delayed a few months. I am sorry.............

(Remember that this is for fun, and if your future turns out bleak, please don't kill me.)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #9 on:** September 06, 2006, 03:39:01 AM »

*gives PaperLuigi a box of money*

I would like you to not only predict the close future, but also predict how much money is in the box. I'm evil. =D

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** September 06, 2006, 08:47:19 PM »

..............I'd say...........30 cents and a bottle cap.

Ultima Shadow: You will continue to exist! Okay, so tomorrow, you might spend time with a long lost friend.

Black Mage · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:01:25 PM »

Okay Nostradamus, lay it on me.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:53:34 PM »

In the year 1999 and seven months, from the skies shall come an alarming powerful king.
The heaven shall burn at five and forty degrees,
The fire shall come near the great new city...
when they shall make a trial of the Normans............

I have predicted the future! .......Or rather the past.

Black Mage: Tomorrow, as the heavens are burning at five and forty degrees...............you will do somthing that will draw attention to your talent.

Hey, I got GG's prediction right. Mabey I'll get the rest of 'em!

BP · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:56:59 PM »

Heh heh... can't resist this...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:00:47 PM »

Do not feel ashamed of your weakness. Let PaperLuigi reveal *in a deep, gasping voice* EVERYTHING to you.............

Bird Person: You might just give in and shave your 'stache tomorrow (Just like me.) You do have a 'stache, right?

BP · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:11:23 PM »

EEEERT. My mom won't let me. She says it'll grow back thicker. What's wrong with that?

MaxVance · « **Reply #16 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:16:19 PM »

Don't shave it. It'll increase your luck in battle and give you discounts at stores.

PaperLuigi, can you read this?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #17 on:** September 08, 2006, 02:36:17 PM »

Let's gogogogo

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #18 on:** September 08, 2006, 03:57:54 PM »

I am looking into my imaginary tarot cards to reveal your future..........

What is this? The moon card has revealed that Insane Steve has a chance at getting to play "Who wants to be a Millionaire" in 10 years! Who'd a thunk it?

Ludwig · « **Reply #19 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:29:27 PM »

Oh wise PaperLuigi, what lies in my future?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #20 on:** September 08, 2006, 08:45:33 PM »

I must go to the bones for this one...............*looks into a KFC bucket* Aha! Here are my psychic chicken bones.

Ludwig, it seems that the weather in your area is not looking too pleasent. You might get rained on (mabey even some hail is coming your way)

You'd think I'd have the title "psyco" or "pyschic" by now.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2006, 02:27:36 PM »

I would actually expect "Not Psychic."

Oh great swami, what does thou see in my future? Will I save up enough for Wii and a Lite?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #22 on:** September 09, 2006, 03:28:29 PM »

Will I get Pokemon Mystery Dungeon? And if so, what Pokemon will I be? PLEASE TELL ME O GREAT ONE!!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #23 on:** September 09, 2006, 10:33:32 PM »

Mr. Melee: I see.............the vision of you with a "liter" DS...................but no Wii? I see it being delayed.............and it's name changed once again!!!

GG: You will take the form of Squirtle! Be sure to rip those fire Pokemon to pieces.

The Chef · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:01:37 AM »

Will I ever find the right girl?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2006, 12:09:37 PM »

Well, love is something that even I, the great psychic (or not so psychic) can understand. One day, everyone will find someone that is meant to be with them. I didn't create love, nor can I predict the future of love itself. You might want to ask God............or if your athei-I mean, someone who doesn't believe in God, then I have no clue on what to do. It's something you have to find for yourself.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2006, 03:22:24 PM »

Yay Squirtle! I hope you're right, like you were last time. :)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #27 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:02:04 PM »

*in a Caribbean voice* Hey mon! The psychic is feelin' some negative vibes comin' on! I know you all want to see da future now!

The Chef · « **Reply #28 on:** September 15, 2006, 07:10:31 PM »

Will the DKC TV series ever be released on DVD in the USA?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #29 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:09:25 PM »

PaperLuigi: That's a tough one, mon. But da signs seem to point to yes, in 10 years or so. Like it's Mario counter-part, episodes on DVD will be available in cereal boxes or special websites.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2006, 03:55:41 PM »

PaperLuigi... is this earache I have just an earache... or something... WORSE?!!

The Chef · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2006, 06:52:06 PM »

He's a psychic, not a doctor!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #32 on:** September 17, 2006, 07:27:37 PM »

Groan.............now you have a custom title? That's just not fair mon!

Well, GG, I'm not a doctor, but you might want to pull that Charmander out of your ear.

The Chef · « **Reply #33 on:** September 17, 2006, 07:30:28 PM »

I may have a CT, but it's not a good one. According to Luigison, I'm a backseat mod. :(

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #34 on:** September 17, 2006, 07:36:51 PM »

Dude, I just want one. I'm tired of just being PaperLuigi. I've done a lot of stupid things, too.

MaxVance · « **Reply #35 on:** September 17, 2006, 08:55:25 PM »

Go to #tmk and do something enough. You're most likely to get noticed there.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #36 on:** September 17, 2006, 10:24:42 PM »

Oh Great PaperLuigi...will I get a decent amount of money on my birthday? Or will I just get crappy socks that fall apart after wearing them a couple of times again?

Toad · « **Reply #37 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:05:53 PM »

Quote from: MaxVance on September 17, 2006, 08:55:25 PM

Go to #tmk and do something enough. You're most likely to get noticed there.

I go there when I have time to chat. I think everybody thinks that I'm crazy, because I told Vidgmchtr that whenever I see his user name, I imagine this batlike character talking to people. I don't know why, but the image just popped into my head when I first saw his name.

Ok, Paper Luigi, predict something for me please. :)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #38 on:** September 20, 2006, 03:48:20 PM »

PaperLuigi says: Hey mon, ya gettin' to Marry soon, right? Your relationship will last forever!

N64 Chick.........I see you changing your name to Wii Chick soon.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #39 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:57:58 PM »

That's not gonna happen. The N64 was pretty much what got me started...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #40 on:** September 20, 2006, 06:51:19 PM »

*Cheers* The 64 was what got me started too.

Kojinka · « **Reply #41 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:34:38 PM »

N64 got me into Nintendo gaming as well! Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Bros. have special places in my heart.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #42 on:** September 21, 2006, 08:57:11 PM »

Mario Kart and Star Fox 64 won my heart in every sense of the word.

Kojinka · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2006, 08:02:43 PM »

Back on topic, oh, great Psychic PaperLuigi, what will be the next game I get?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #44 on:** September 22, 2006, 10:42:07 PM »

The psychic is very tired and worn from the day's trials and works. I will make this prediction though.......................

It is difficult to say, but I see an old game in your future..............something from the past................I can't say which game, however.

The Chef · « **Reply #45 on:** September 23, 2006, 07:26:40 AM »

Since you're a psychic, can you tell me if the wierd Peach dream I had last night is sign of anything yet to come?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #46 on:** September 23, 2006, 08:33:28 AM »

Yes, I can try and see if your dream meant anything................*looks into crystal ball*........

You had an affair with Peach I see..........................

One day, you will start a fan club dedicated to the love you two share. I caution that you don't do this with Mario around.

The Chef · « **Reply #47 on:** September 23, 2006, 08:39:25 AM »

It's in the "Do you snore or talk in your sleep?" topic if you want to see it. Better yet, I'll link to it.

http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9755.0

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #48 on:** September 23, 2006, 08:40:13 AM »

Oops, I just figured that out when you posted. I am sorry.

The Chef · « **Reply #49 on:** September 23, 2006, 08:41:45 AM »

That's alright. So what's your word, great psychic?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #50 on:** September 23, 2006, 08:58:18 AM »

It's up there. Can you not see it?

The Chef · « **Reply #51 on:** September 23, 2006, 09:10:41 AM »

Thta's it? Ah well, I just thought there'd be more to it.....

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #52 on:** September 23, 2006, 09:26:09 AM »

Man, I'm tired of being a psychic. I've run out of ideas. Someone else can do it if they want.

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #53 on:** September 23, 2006, 11:19:50 AM »

I WILL DO TI!!1onee!11!!!

LOL, it's fun typing like that.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #54 on:** September 23, 2006, 11:28:28 AM »

*Pepe impression* Hola, mr PaperLuigi psychic man! I think jou may remember when I asked you a question about Pokemon Mystery dungeon, okay? Jou said I'd turn into a Squirtle, okay? YOU WERE WRONG, OKAY?!! I turned into a Pikachu! *chases after you*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #55 on:** September 23, 2006, 02:58:33 PM »

See? I'm a bad psychic. I'm glad though, because being psychic would not be fun. At all.

Anyone who wants to may take over now.

The Chef · « **Reply #56 on:** September 23, 2006, 05:42:22 PM »

I wish this foum had a dream analyist. I'm still trying to figure out the true meaning of that dream.....

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #57 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:10:22 PM »

There's really no meaning. It was just scrambled thoughts in your mind that mixed themselves together.

The Chef · « **Reply #58 on:** September 24, 2006, 08:03:55 AM »

Are you sure? I thought dreams were supposed to have meanings.....

Kojinka · « **Reply #59 on:** September 24, 2006, 12:14:46 PM »

Wow, our lives must have a LOT of meaning, since people dream every time they fall asleep. We just don't remember them unless we're woken up in the middle of one.

Anyway, PaperLuigi, you might be wrong again, because today, I might get one of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon games. :P

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #60 on:** September 24, 2006, 02:31:09 PM »

*Pepe impression again* Hola mr PaperLuigi! Jou can disregard what I said earlier, okay? I restarted and got Squirtle.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #61 on:** September 25, 2006, 05:03:19 PM »

Gearrrrghhhh.............

The psychic has seen his works and is back in da hut mon. Ask me about da future, and I'll tell it to you.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #62 on:** September 26, 2006, 04:11:36 PM »

Yay!

O great PaperLuigi, why is it that when you spend a lot of turns on a dungeon floor, something blows you out? And what exactly is this unseen force?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #63 on:** September 26, 2006, 04:16:49 PM »

Dis unseen force child...............is nothing more then da game sending it's power to knock you back. The game is manipulative! You must fight it!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #64 on:** September 26, 2006, 05:15:13 PM »

Yes! I must fight back!

(PaperLuigi, if you don't mind me saying, your "psychic" persona reminds me of the Bonboon from Viva Pinata. The major difference is that the Bonboon is more of a Conboon, if ya know what I mean. ;D)

The Chef · « **Reply #65 on:** September 26, 2006, 06:09:05 PM »

Actually I think he based it off Funky Kong from the DKC cartoon. Am I right, PL?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #66 on:** September 26, 2006, 07:32:08 PM »

Yup. Funky always seemed like a psychic to me, with that voice and everything he did.

N64 Chick · « **Reply #67 on:** September 26, 2006, 08:09:14 PM »

For the super curious, all I got for my birthday was thirty bucks...but at least I was able to add to my growing collection of bunny jigsaw puzzles. :P

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #68 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:02:25 AM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 26, 2006, 06:09:05 PM

Actually I think he based it off Funky Kong from the DKC cartoon. Am I right, PL?

Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 26, 2006, 07:32:08 PM

Yup. Funky always seemed like a psychic to me, with that voice and everything he did.

... I hath been trumped.

Tingrio · « **Reply #69 on:** October 09, 2006, 01:44:43 PM »

Can you forsee the future for the days to come? *throws five coins onto the table*

SushieBoy · « **Reply #70 on:** October 09, 2006, 06:52:54 PM »

Oh great Paper Luigi phychic, can you predict my future? *coughs up four dollars*

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #71 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:37:33 PM »

PaperLuigi, will I ever meet the Muppets in person? *hands PaperLuigi a standard rich-and-famous contract*

Glorb · « **Reply #72 on:** October 18, 2006, 06:19:34 PM »

PaperLuigi, will I ever get married? Or will I be a swingin' bachelor?

SushieBoy · « **Reply #73 on:** October 25, 2006, 06:37:46 PM »

*takes the four dollars, and runs off*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #74 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:43:02 PM »

Guys, I hope you know that I retired from being a psychic a while ago. Someone else can do it, but I'm done.

kirbyman · « **Reply #75 on:** January 25, 2007, 03:50:12 PM »

I'll do it!

The Chef · « **Reply #76 on:** January 25, 2007, 04:29:28 PM »

This topic is kind of old for that.

Glorb · « **Reply #77 on:** January 28, 2007, 05:44:43 PM »

Hey, my question was never answered! Hmm...well, The Chef, you're the closet thing to a psychic we have. Will I do whatever I asked would whatever?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #78 on:** January 28, 2007, 06:33:17 PM »

Augh, this topic must die. (I really mean it, this time.)

SushieBoy · « **Reply #79 on:** January 28, 2007, 07:48:27 PM »

*SushieBoy shoves the topic into a pit of lava*