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« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2002, 12:49:11 AM »
Before Luigi can react the leaf is snatched out of his hand. It was Yoshi. He studied the note and confirmed that no yoshi had written it. He said went on to say that the marks werent even Yoshi footprints. He then hastily swallowed up the note and left the room.

« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2002, 04:03:34 PM »
Well, we need to find out who DID write that note. And whatever it is, it could be true, as I DID see something sticking out of the water where the Valley of Bowser was during the ride in the limo... And Mario, could you teach me the Yoshi Language next time there is one of those notes? I could help with interpreting them if you do.
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2002, 04:48:15 PM »
I know I am interupting the story I am sorry about this. But I have one question. When will me chara be introduced??? Well I know it is interupting it I am sooo sorry but I am serious

I look up in the sky while eating my pie to see something that realy caught me eye. It was big and scary a little hairy. No it had no horns it was not the devil it was Ozzy Osbourne and he was on the level. And the first things to come out of his mouth before I ran for my life were RARERARERAAA it was out of site. So lets all run like Hell I repeat run like hell
Darkness falls across the land the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in the search of blood to terrorize a neighborhood. loose webber shall be found with the souls getting down. But stand in place the hums of hell and rot inside a corpes shell. The foulstenches in the air the funk of 40,ooo years. grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive your body starts to shiver because no mear mortal can resist the evil of the thriller

« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2002, 08:18:48 PM »
First to Axem. Very soon. And Now the game
     Peach Mario and Luigi are now in the observatory. Peach fiddled with a few controls and looked at a large viewing screen. On the screen was a satalite view of The Dino Islands. She turned a nob and the picture enlarged. There in the ocean was the entrance to the Valley of Bowser. Yoshi appeared in the door way. Behind him was an escort of Koopa Troopas. He sadly nodded his head. The troopas threw some red disks on the ground. There was a blinding flash. Mario and Luigi fell to the ground unconsious. In stepped Lemmy Koopa. He turned to Yoshi "Good work dude!" Yoshi starred at the ground. "They wont remember a thing when they wake up. Take em back to thier gay little house." The troopas carried Mario and Luigi away. Peach was now used to and sick of being kidnapped. She was almost certain that they would take her. A white hand fell on Lemmys shoulder. He jumped and looked behind him. "Jas man dont do that. You know I hate it." Jaseric walked over to the princess. "Look at the palm of my hand, my lady." He raised his hand peach looked at it. In the palm of his hand Jaseric held an age mirror. Peach aged to a pile of ashes. He knelt and scooped the ashes into a small decorative glass jar. Here is your reward young Koopa. He handed the jar to Lemmy. "As for you green one you have servrd me well. In my kingdom you and your race will be highly respected." Yoshi began to weep. Mario and luigi awoke the next day to a sunny morning...

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« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2002, 08:46:44 PM »
Editor's note -- "[...]" indicates an out-of-context comment.
[Ok, wait a sec, hold it... please quit with the weird use of the language, ("take them back to their house" sentence), and Peach is gonna come back, right? Otherwise I quit.]
Well, see, Luigi, the Yoshi language is similar to the language of Potchgult, if you've ever studied that...

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/30/2002 7:40:33 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2002, 12:01:56 AM »
A note from me the Master. Look Im not telling you whats happening to Peach whatever happens to her is up to you four! Now please lets all get back to the game.

« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2002, 04:02:32 PM »
(Hey! That's prejudice to a religion! Change that post!)

Where... AM I? I don't remember being here... Oh, yeah! We're at home. How could I forget that? *Looks at the newspaper for the day before today* Hey! Wait a sec! Today it's supposed to be raining! And tomorrow it's supposed to be sunny! The Mushroom Tribune never lies about the forecast. Something fishy is going on here, I can smell it... Mmm, anchovies!
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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2002, 08:53:38 PM »
[Were you talking to me? If so, I changed what I was saying...
I was just meaning, so we're supposed to find a way to get Peach back?]
That's-a right! I'm-a makin' a lotsa Pizza-Pie...
Hmm, I wonder why it's not raining?!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
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« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2002, 04:16:20 PM »
Ok, let's see... We have a daily suscription to the Mushroom Tribune, so Toad will probably be coming soon with the paper.
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« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2002, 10:55:11 PM »
Oh, it's his turn to deliver it today?
...Do you remember what happened when we left the castle? Wait, did we leave the castle?
I DON'T REMEMBER leaving the castle!
What could this mean?
*Thinks for a long while*
Why was I makin'a Pizza-pie at-a 7:30 AM?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
That was a joke.

« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2002, 03:29:22 PM »
*Looks at yesterday's newspaper* Huh? Toad doesn't come until 8:30 and it's only 8:00! And it says it's raining today!

[Yesterday was the day it's Toad's shift. Today it's someone else's shift for the Mushroom Tribune (clever name, eh?), but the Mario Bros. don't know that, yet.

Oh, and CW, Mario and Luigi don't remember the toad with the firecracker, the limo, Luigi seeing the Bowser head, going to the castle, the note... they don't remember ANY of that!]

Edited by - MadMario on 10/2/2002 2:34:04 PM
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« Reply #41 on: October 02, 2002, 11:06:58 PM »
(true Mario and Luigi remember nothing but going to bed and waking up.Yes very clever name good job.) A sudden rumbleing noise breaks M&L's thoughts the earth is shaking like nothing they have ever felt. Their little Mushroom House splits in half.

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« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2002, 01:20:30 AM »
Oh, how sad. Our pad broke. I'll have to be a construction worker again.
I still want to know why I was making Pizza.
[Ok, I see, in effect, they lost a day. Hmm... Similar to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Clues".]

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« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2002, 10:38:00 PM »
Oh, here's Toad. Finally!
.....?! It's not Toad, it's Wooster!
Wooster, is Toad sick or something?

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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2002, 12:01:16 AM »
*Suddenly, Mario notices everything come to a grinding halt - he seems to be the only one unaffected...*
Oh no! Either I'm caught in a warp bubble, or a pocket of accelerated time! Or everything but me has just stopped traveling through the space-time continuum! OH NO! AAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Well, I'm going to go and see if Peach is all right...
*Mario walks to the castle, to find it strangely deserted... Completely oblivious to the horrors of the day that time forgot!*

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
That was a joke.

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