Weird dreams, eh...I have remembered three that absolutely blew my mind...
Dream 1: The world backwards
My brother and I were walking in our front yard, which faces the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland...on the shore near the water, there were three vending machines: green, light blue, and dark blue...each had black stripes as well...well, every time you popped a quarter in a vending machine, a puppy came out...then a vulture would come down, fly in the air with it, I would shift to third-person view, and then the vulture would behead the puppy...I popped in 2 more quarters, and the same exact series of events would happen again, like re-winding a video-casette tape...
Then my brother and I re-appeared in our yard...there was an oak tree that was divided at the trunk, and through the middle there was a hole leading to the other side; we could see through the hole, but when you looked through it, it showed a mirror-image of the world...so we walked through, and lo and behold, everything was opposite--every blade of grass was facing in the opposite direction....then we looked at the water, and saw dead bodies hanging on 3 rafts...
Then I appeared at my bus stop in Aberdeen...the bus stop is normally a public library in real life, yet in the dream, it was a pizzaria in which my Spanish teacher served deep-dish pepperoni pizza...and there was a meeting room in the back in which all my friends from school betrayed me and left me behind, slow motion-style...then, after I grabbed a piece of pizza from my Spanish teacher, I dropped it on the floor...
Dream 2: Up and Down
I was at my school...and I had an...*ahem* an "accident"...so I asked my teacher if I could go to the bathroom...she said no, and I asked no further questions...well, it was time to switch classes, and when I exit the room, all the other rooms are in the wrong places; yet for some reason, this never bothered me; I assumed it was normal protocol...normally, my homeroom is on the 2nd floor, but in the dream it was on the 1st floor...so I walk out, and I want to go upstairs to my next class...there are normally 2 stairwells that lead upstairs: an "up" stairwell and a "down" stairwell; one of our teachers makes us go up certain stairs to get to the 2nd floor, but I usually sneak around and go up the wrong one anyway...well in the dream, I want to go up the "up" stairwell...the only problem is, it is LITERALLY an up stairwell in the dream...you see, in the dream, there weren't even any stairs...you have to climb up a pole, grab onto a bookcase, jump over onto a pointy desk, then climb through a hole in the ceiling...but in the dream I thought this was "normal"...
So I walk down a separate hallway, eager to get to my next class...on the way to the down stairwell, I see a strange little kid wearing a hat...a fellow classmate and I decide that were going to try and catch the kid before he "disappears" around the corner...I never told the other guy my plan, it was completely unanimous...we both assumed that we had to catch the little kid, because something "cool" would happen....so we chase him...and he SPEEDS right around the corner...when we round the corner, he is gone, and there is nothing but a wall at the end...I think it was reminiscent of the running man in Zelda: A Link to the Past...
So I find the down stairwell...and guess what: this one isn't a stairwell either! It's a maze of old clothes, mannequins, broom,s and Christmas wrapping paper, and at the center was a hole in the tiles that I had to fall into...so I find my way through the maze, I say hello to a mysterious janitor, and then I fall into the hole...there is a voice speaking to me, but I don't know what or why...all I remember is a strange, dark, spinning octagon, and it was really big, while I was falling through darkness...
Dream 3: Strange Cop Chase
I was in the parking lot of my old middle school...two guys in parked cars were being attacked by gangsters who were crawling on the top of the car...I curse at them, telling them to get off, but to no avail...they hijack the parked cars and drive one of them off of school grounds...the car was black...so my brother and I rush into the middle school to get snacks and drinks out of a vending machine (again: this seemed normal at the time), when all of a sudden, we find out that Arvin Sloane from "Alias" is the school principal, and Dixon from "Alias" tried to chase the stolen car, where it was driven to a weird building nextdoor to the school, where another school NORMALLY is...
so my brother and I follow Dixon...we come to this circus tent-like building, and the left side of it was punctured because the stolen black car came flying through at a high speed...it slammed right through the building, so my brother and I walk through the hole to find out...it leads to my room, where I listen to a "Beavis and Butthead" audio CD...but I don't know why, exactly...
Then I go back through the main entrance to the building, where it leads into a gravel parking lot in the middle of a somewhat-dense forest...there is a building at the end of this gravel parking lot...we enter it...it leads to a restaurant, complete with lots of people, a dining room, bar, and balcony...the manager of the restaurant is actually a girl's father (she's from my school), but since I don't know what he looks like, he had her face...which was odd...but it seemed normal...
My brother and I rush to the balcony, where we see a train track down below, with a stream running alongside it, right through the somewhat-dense forest...there are several totalled black cars around the tracks...another black car is ON the tracks, and a fast train comes and flattens it...soon afterwards, we spot the stolen car on the docks below the restaurant's balcony, so we rush to tell the manager, and when we come back, the car drove itself farther under the restaurant so that we couldn't see it anymore...
I write down the cool dreams I have...I even mapped out dream #3...