Author Topic: What's the worst videogame you've ever played? (Read 104448 times)

BriGuy92 · « **Reply #375 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:23:11 PM »

Yeah, it's been there since August of 2007.

Weegee · « **Reply #376 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:34:17 PM »

Of course it was. That was... err, a test for you all. Oh yes indeedy.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #377 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:39:55 PM »

Who the heck is "we"? You find out that Samus is a girl in the original Metroid in 1986.

Weegee · « **Reply #378 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Chupperson Weird on February 18, 2009, 10:39:55 PM

Who the heck is "we"? You find out that Samus is a girl in the original Metroid in 1986.

I meant most people who were halfway through elementary school in 2001.

Glorb · « **Reply #379 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:33:48 PM »

SAMUS IS A GIRL?

lol, but srsly, Nintendo needs to make a totally horror-themed 2D side-scrolling Metroid for DS.

bullykoopa96 · « **Reply #380 on:** April 05, 2009, 01:46:08 PM »

Dragon's Lair for NES was the cream of the crap for me...like wow

Astronomically bad! Unless you have a thing for piles of bones

Glorb · « **Reply #381 on:** April 06, 2009, 03:16:47 PM »

Just throwing this out there:

Quote from: Weegee on February 18, 2009, 09:16:30 PM

Samus (or "Metroid" as we knew her back in 2001)

World 6 Retainer · « **Reply #382 on:** April 06, 2009, 04:52:27 PM »

To find the worst games out there, you need to shove your hands deep into the corporate sleaze. *does so, and pulls out a grimy looking cart for game boy color that says "SHREK: fairytale freakdown"

Oh, Barbie pet rescue is in here too

...and an episode of Kids Next Door!? They made a game out o-oh, wait, no it's just an episode of it in a GBA cart. I'm finding these [darn] things all over EB games.

THE ADVENTUWES OF BAYOU BIWWY: The little NES game that tried and tried, but tried too hard. If it wasn't for the fact that you are "Guar un' teed!" to get your ass kicked by up to maybe five guys at once that all take eleven hits to kill, this wouldn't have been such a bad game. In fact, I'd recommend you look in to the Japanese version, "Mad City". Ironically, this bad game was a Konami Title.

TOP*GUN: whoa hold on there tex! This one wasn't in the manure pile! AVGN had his time screaming at it, for sure, but the game really isn't that bad if you're patient enough. The reason AVGN failed to land in his video was because he "Look at all this crap on the screen! Altitude? Speed!? What do I need this crap for!?". Trust me, you need to be watching that stuff when you land. Try to match up with what's on the main display.

Glorb · « **Reply #383 on:** April 06, 2009, 05:02:13 PM »

Bayou Billy is the biggest badass ever. And while funny, nothing the AVGN says is ever true.

World 6 Retainer · « **Reply #384 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:40:47 PM »

Yeah, Bayou Billy kicks alligators in the face and throws grenades at airplanes. Still, problem is he's more badass than the gamer.

Also, I put up Top Gun to compare to Bayou Billy, since they're both Konami games and Konami USUALLY makes really awesome titles. And, these two are interesting cases.

wheelman543 · « **Reply #385 on:** April 11, 2009, 09:19:15 PM »

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Glorb · « **Reply #386 on:** April 12, 2009, 01:37:13 AM »

Astro Empires. No matter what new systems are in place, you will never have any actual fun unless you've been playing since the creation of whatever server you're on, are in a massive guild, have an upgraded account, and farm every other player you come across.

Still playing it, though.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #387 on:** April 12, 2009, 01:51:39 AM »

You know, Glorb, I was actually expecting you to be saying that when I clicked on this thread, and I agree on pretty much all counts.

I tried to play Eternity's Child earlier to see if it really is as bad as my first time playing it led me to believe, but Steam kept giving me a "this game is currently unavailable" error. A quick check reveals...yep, still giving me the same error.

World 6 Retainer · « **Reply #388 on:** April 12, 2009, 10:24:53 AM »

Quote

Super Noah's ark 3D for the SNES. It was a terrible Doom clone. The graphics were lame, the stages were lame, and you have to feed/kill animals with a slingshot. Awful

NOAH KILLS ANIMALS

Also, Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #389 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:35:50 AM »

Wow, why did this thread die? Aside from Glorb being banned, I mean.

Tsugunai: Atonement is a pretty terrible PS2 RPG. Horrible loading times, and the combat is excruciatingly slow. With either of those issues taken care of, I'd probably enjoy it quite a bit, but...

Also, I finally was able to play Eternity's Child at one point, and it actually wasn't that bad. The collision detection was a bit off (leading to a lot of botched jumps that shouldn't have been that way), and I seem to recall enemies taking far too long to kill, but it wasn't anything close to "worst game ever" material, and it does look really nice.

Also, Technicbeat is probably the worst rhythm game I've ever played.