Dude, I was walking with my brother in the woods, when all of a sudden, this deer comes out! It runs away, and we go a little further into the woods and I see this house with a wooden fence. The dinning room of this house has like, food but no people. So then I go outside and see a plastic cup. I toss it out, then I cross this pond type thing by walking around it.
Apparently, this is supposed to describe my sex life.