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Topic: Things you should never say to a Pokémon. (Read 4444 times)
BP
Beside Pacific
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on:
April 28, 2008, 07:01:43 PM »
I keep reading the
other
thread's title this way, probably because "Policeman" is written as a proper noun. So here's a sweet little parody thread. Enjoy!
"Well since you can never win any fights, I can't afford to feed you anymore..."
"I bet the family and friends I took you from would be so proud of you right now!"
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!
ShadowBrain
Ridiculously relevant
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Reply #1 on:
April 28, 2008, 07:17:05 PM »
"Crystal
what
? No, it's Rare Candy!"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef
Captain Jim
TwinklyMuffin
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Reply #2 on:
April 28, 2008, 08:20:14 PM »
"Time to leave you at the daycare center, where this old man and woman will watch as you mate with a Ditto pretending to be a female of your species :D!"
No! I don't want that!
Sqrt2
1.41421356
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Reply #3 on:
April 30, 2008, 02:29:02 AM »
Go Magikarp!
*Magikarp then proceedes to get owned by the opposing pokemon*
AA fanboy and proud!
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #4 on:
April 30, 2008, 05:59:55 AM »
Oy! Snorlax! You're a lazy [insert swearword of you choice here]!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
kirbyman
Tourette's
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Reply #5 on:
May 01, 2008, 08:23:05 PM »
Mush!
Kojinka
Bruised
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Reply #6 on:
May 04, 2008, 09:00:50 PM »
YEAH YEAH I DID IT! I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF! NOW GET BACK IN THE BALL! I OWN YOU JUST LIKE I OWNED THAT N00B.
Regards, Uncle Dolan
Toad
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Reply #7 on:
May 04, 2008, 09:06:54 PM »
C'mon Pachirisu! Put down that item you found and fight!
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??
chucknorris
ID:10 Tango error
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Reply #8 on:
May 17, 2008, 01:59:53 PM »
Your pokeball broke, so use this dragon balll instead.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could could chuck wood?
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
penguinwizard
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Reply #9 on:
May 20, 2008, 10:25:40 PM »
Does your tail light up for everyone or just for me?
You didn't say wot wot.
boooooooosa
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Reply #10 on:
May 31, 2008, 10:17:38 AM »
Hey pikachu, I have a great idea!, you can sit here strapped to a power plant all day giving it energy while I sit back and watch!
or
hi we're team rocket, can we steal your pikachu?
Umm.. Okay!
*dramatic music*
Ash:now to catch a better pokemon!
somewhere out there, there's someone waiting for you to pawn them.
nensondubois
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Reply #11 on:
May 31, 2008, 01:52:25 PM »
Psyduck is only good to roast.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.
Glorb
Banned
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Reply #12 on:
June 01, 2008, 01:14:19 AM »
Magikarp, this b**** be trippin' all up in your grill! Hit him with a Splash attack.
If you've seen Splash Attack, you'd get that.
every
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