Howdy! If you never go to general chat, then I should tell you that I am Screech.
"Luigi, we've got to stop all this. They're trying to kill us!" Mario said. "well, we know their weakness.hehe. it's so simple. we splash 'em with water, and they blow up!"
there was a knock at the door."uh oh!" they said together. mario grabbed one of his heavy tools and stood by the doorway, while luigi opened it. *CLANG* they looked at the person they had just hit, "TOAD!" the exclaimed in unison. There, on their rug was a completely out-of-it Toad. they quickly picked hm up and set him on a bed.
"I wonder what he's doing here."
"wait till he wakes up and he'll tell us.
I've got an idea. We go to town in disguise and try to find the anyone on Tatanga's side."
"I'll stay here and watch toad." mario said.
Luigi arrived at a bustling, busy City. bigger than toad town but a the people were much meaner. he knew this would be a good place to look for villains, the city was full of them. he began at a place , Wario commonly drank at. shmo's Tavern. he walked in wearing a fake mustache that could barely be seen over his real one, some wire rim glasses, and a trenchcoat. he walked to the bar."weeeellll, whadaya waaaaannnt?" the bartender asked. Luigi lowered his voice to a whisper,"you seen a short purple guy with funny ears lately?" he said as several short purple guys with big ears swaggered by."never mind." then something caught his eye. sitting with a woman in swimsuit, was wario. He walked over and sat down, but before he could tell him who he was ,Wario shouted, "Hey, Luigi! What brings a goody-goody like you down here?" luigi was embarrassed but noone seemed to notice. "This is my girl,Wachibi! he said. "charmed." said the woman. Luigi asked,"Have you seen Tatanga?" "Tangetta? never heard of 'im!" luigi realized wario's ignorance. "the purple guy." "oh, the one with them funky ears?" "yeah." "he went off in that fancy car of his. Real, fancy car..." his voice trailed off. Luigi brought him back by asking, "Where'd he go? Did he take anyone with him?"
"yeah, some turtles and a lot of drunk goombas. Oh yeah, and some guy with a cat's body and a dumb looking pharoe hat... in that real fancy car." Luigi asked one more question,"Is there a phone near?"
"Right outside."
meanwhile mario had been trying to get toad to wake up. nothing worked. he decided to give up. just then, the phone rang.
to be continued.
Who am I!
I'll give you a clue!
I already know most all of you
I come here often! yes indeed!
I've to much time. a life, I need
