Here we go...
1 Michael Jackson kindly agreed to be an organ donor just days before his death...Up for grabs are 3 noses,14 pairs of lips and 2 shades of skin.
2 Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's bout the call. The first paramedic says to the second "what should we try first?" The other replies with "I'd go with the ferris wheel."
3 Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer and goes to haven. God says "I will grant you one wish." She wishes all of the children on earth to be safe. Michael Jackson dies.
4 MJ died at 2:10. When the big hand touches the little hand.
5 C P R is apparently not as easy as 1 2 3.
6 MJ actually died from choking on a small bone.
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9 You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.
10 Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009
The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest'
The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50'
The Daily Star; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!'
11 For Sale:
Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.
12 Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
13 R.I.P. MJ... you touched a generation....
14 This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.
15 You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.
16 What's black and white and is now dead?
The penguin I stabbed last night.
17 What's black and white and dead? Newcastle United.
18 so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.