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General Chat / Re: Weird stuff written in our notebooks
« on: March 29, 2010, 12:37:03 PM »
oh yeah.
i just found a quote from my bio teacher I wrote down when I could not stop laughing histarically in class.
"Kyle your gonna have to calm down or go stand out in the hallway until you gather yourself, MmKay?"- Mr. Wiley (I wrote this down in my notebook after I was able to "gather" myself, because I knew I would never laugh as hard ever again)
Needless to say this didn't do anything to calm me down, but did the exact opposite by dramatically increasing it in volume. Not only did he say it like Mr. Mackey from South Park, but it sounded that way too. I almost died.
Then another one from his class... (me only trying to be a smart-ass)-
Me (not serious at all): "But Mr. Wiley. What does sperm taste like?"
Mr. Wiley (serious):"Well Kyle, that is a good question, some may taste sugary compared to others that may taste salty. It all depends on the subjects diet."
Me (still not serious, but in a serious tone): "Will this be on the final?"
i just found a quote from my bio teacher I wrote down when I could not stop laughing histarically in class.
"Kyle your gonna have to calm down or go stand out in the hallway until you gather yourself, MmKay?"- Mr. Wiley (I wrote this down in my notebook after I was able to "gather" myself, because I knew I would never laugh as hard ever again)
Needless to say this didn't do anything to calm me down, but did the exact opposite by dramatically increasing it in volume. Not only did he say it like Mr. Mackey from South Park, but it sounded that way too. I almost died.
Then another one from his class... (me only trying to be a smart-ass)-
Me (not serious at all): "But Mr. Wiley. What does sperm taste like?"
Mr. Wiley (serious):"Well Kyle, that is a good question, some may taste sugary compared to others that may taste salty. It all depends on the subjects diet."
Me (still not serious, but in a serious tone): "Will this be on the final?"