Confess!

[nensondubois]

You can forget that crazy extremist which was an isolated incident. We respect the constitution; in other words: We are the real conservatives since the republicans have basically joined the liberal bag.

Rush Limbaugh is a joke but he has made a few good points, Mark Levin is forceful and a plain [moronic jerk] and Glen Beck is basically America's only stand up for us teacher and bite the Bullet Bill for the rest of us kind of guy. Bill O'Rielly has good intentions but he can be just as overbearing as Rush. None of them see the real truth.

I'm no political bookworm, but I do however pay just enough attention to politics as every citizen should to protect his/her country.

[sEEker]

Don't even get me started on Glen Beck....

[superstarMASIAH]

same here.....

[Luigison]

While I don't think you should judge a group based on the actions of an individual; it's confession time:  I used to be a big fan of Glen Beck.  I even went as far as to suggest him to my ultraconservative in-laws.  We then watched him discuss talking to dead people and agreed he wasn't someone we could believe in.

Further, Glen Beck may use a chalk board, but he isn't a very good teacher in my book because he repeatedly contradicts himself and fails to see the big picture.  Case in point, his recent talk against socialism/communism while promoting the use of libraries because they are free. 

Also, I guess it's about time I confessed to taking a pen from Wal*Mart when I was a teenager. 

Why won't Beck confess to the rape a woman in 1990?

Okay, that was probably taking it to far so I'll make another confession:  I'm not sure I killed that ant.  Maybe I just flicked him off to some other location. 

[Glorb]

I stole an employee from GameStop and sold him back to them.

[Toad]

I often think of comebacks or other things to say to people long after an incident has occured. I replay what happened in my head and stop it where I jumped in, and say to myself "I should have said this". It often bothers me if it's something that would have made the incident better for all involved (usually, when I think of these things, it's been rude customers and things that I should have said to them..)

[ShadowBrain]

I want a female version of the Van Halen cover of "Ice Cream Man".

[superstarMASIAH]

I often think of comebacks or other things to say to people long after an incident has occured. I replay what happened in my head and stop it where I jumped in, and say to myself "I should have said this". It often bothers me if it's something that would have made the incident better for all involved (usually, when I think of these things, it's been rude customers and things that I should have said to them..)

Thats funny, I used to be the same way when I was in highschool.  And now that I'm out of highschool it is the exact opposite, sometimes I feel like my comebacks have been said before they even leave my lips.  And they almost always offend the person right away.  It's gotten me in trouble a few times.

[coolkid]

I'm still too young to be here, and I had no permission thingymabloodle. And yet, the mods are still letting me stay here after those craploads of epic fail moments from when I was only 8 back in '06. Wait, should I have mentioned tha

[Glorb]

There's really no way for the mods to know if you're thirteen plus, or if you have permission. [F]or all you know I could be five and could have killed my parents years ago.

[Rao]

I knew it!

[Mr. Wiggles]

Hilariously enough, that's how the premise of my online buddy's cartoon starts.

He got in trouble with child services for that lol.

[Weegee]

[darn] it Glorb you said you were legal!

[CrossEyed7]

It was only relatively recently that I found out none of them are actually named Monty Python.

[Weegee]

Back to the topic of revelling in the half-decency of our older posts, this was probably my first good comment.

EDIT: The video was removed, so I just replaced it, in case you were wondering about the post's recent edit.