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Disturbing?

Yes
4 (30.8%)
No
0 (0%)
Somewhat
9 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 13

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Author Topic: An Even More Unsettling Discovery  (Read 23173 times)

« Reply #60 on: April 26, 2008, 04:16:47 PM »
As an educated Christian
I'm confused. Which are you?

I second Chup. =D
What a hypocrite!

Anyway, welcome back CTOAN. You just made the thread title a lot more appropriate and I always enjoyed your thoughtful posts.

The Chef

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« Reply #61 on: April 26, 2008, 05:07:35 PM »
I wonder.... could this mean the return of my old enemy.... Fairemaster?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2008, 05:51:10 PM »
Anyway, welcome back CTOAN. You just made the thread title a lot more appropriate and I always enjoyed your thoughtful posts.
Careful--I think your tounge just broke through your cheek.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2008, 06:49:15 PM »
I won't dispute the irony, Lizard Dude, but you can be educated in Christianity.

« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2008, 08:48:53 PM »
WOAH! that was cool. And freaky. I would be nervous about exploring houses like that. I would explore more. This is like in Dean Koontz's famous novel "Watchers", when Travis gets home from his honeymoon, enters the house, and it smells very bad. There's a huge mess everywhere. Papers and shelves spilled across the whole house. He looks down and sees stains. Then he notices a body with the stomach cut open and his eyes missing. He walks into the dining room, AND A HUGE MONSTER COMES RUNNING RIGHT AT HIM!
^thats in a spoiler for a reason
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2008, 09:29:06 AM »
I live next to what is effectively an abandoned house. The owners moved out about 6 months ago and it's just been sitting there since. There aren't any signs suggesting that it's for sale or rent.

The keys are locked in a box hanging on the back door. I could get in if I guessed the combination.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2008, 11:30:57 AM »
Or bring a crowbar and get in the old-fashioned way.
every

« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2008, 01:22:04 PM »
Or bring a personal teleporter and get in the new-fangled way.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2008, 04:54:55 PM »
Or bring your manners and ask if you can get in the moderately-fangled way.
every

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2008, 05:30:21 PM »
Three-post-exchange of the year?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2008, 05:54:29 PM »
Or bring a flamethrower and get in the awesome-fangled way.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #71 on: April 27, 2008, 06:25:43 PM »
Winner: CrossEyed7
Runner-Up: Lizard Dude

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2008, 09:14:15 PM »
I just put on fake vampire teeth, scare away anyone inside, and get in the fangled way.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2008, 10:42:47 PM »
Or bring a flamethrower and get in the awesome-fangled way.
I lol'd. =3
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #74 on: April 27, 2008, 10:51:00 PM »
Winner: CrossEyed7
Runner-Up: Lizard Dude
I'd swap your ranking.

@OP, if all your surrounding houses are vacant maybe YOU are the problem ;)
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

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