Okay, so, I tallied everything up. Here are the results I got:
Poster of the Year: -TIE- CrossEyed7 / Markio
Post of the Year: Only two people even voted, so... No winner.
Topic of the Year: -TIE- Ladies and Gentlemen: Shigeru Miyamoto's Super Mario Bros / Sexual Orientation
Image of the Year: OLIGARCHY. No runner-up.
Sig of the Year: Toad's: "I understand that [Toad] has some popularity. Somehow." ~ Shigeru Miyamoto.
Runner-up: Markio's Regular Show quoter: "Hey Rigby! Look at me! I just laid sea turtle eggs and now I'm swimming out to sea! Although many of my hatchlings won't make it to adulthood."
Song of the Year: "Waluigi's Island" by Fifth. Runner-up "Good Gravity" by Truttle.
Deezer Award: Deezer. Runner-up TEM.
Funniest Poster: Weegee. Runner-up BP if self-votes count. Otherwise no runner-up.
Most Creative Poster: Qwerty. Runner-up BP.
Smartest Poster: CrossEyed7. Runner-up Markio.
Most Amiable Poster: Markio. Runner-up Toad.
Best Newbie: Godot. Runner-up Ogres Have Layers.
Blast from the Past: Markio. Runners-up (TIE) Chupperson Weird / Sapphira / Suffix
Most Missed: Watoad. Runner-up Black Mage.
Most Improved: TheMightyThor. No runner-up.
Most Mario-Wise Poster: CrossEyed7. Runner-up The Chef.
Meowiest Poster: LilKitten. No runner-up.
Queen of Posters: Sapphira. If self-votes count, Markio / WarpRattler tie with Sapphira for first. Otherwise they tie for runners-up.
King of Posters: Sapphira if self-votes count. Otherwise no winner.
WTD Award: TheColonelKR. No runner-up.
Retro Awards (each of these winners got at least two votes in their respective categories):
Dynamic Duo: The Chef & TheColonelKR. No runner-up.
Most Creepiest: Hello:)
Worst Alternate Account: A
Someone might wanna double check these, but I think these are correct. Dunno if we're gonna do a tie-breaker round or whatever.