Making a Homestar Runner reference is almost as bad as making a Calvin and Hobbes reference, but they're not as bad as being trolled by Danny Phantom fangirls.
Back on topic though, I'd so jump at the chance of being transformed into Shinon (who is this guy):
Based solely on his looks, you can tell he's better than you. But when you actually use him, he just jumps out the screen and literally eats your face. He's an awesome sniper, who is selfish and arrogant, like all the cool people. He shares the same sentiments for cat girls as I do: They are teh suck. He leaves the group early in the game because he's better than everyone and he's a godmodding unit, but he comes back later if you have the little annoying kid he mentors (who is otherwise useless btw). I don't know why such an awesome individual would have a soft spot for kids, but that's basically his only flaw. Plus to get him back, you have to defeat him with your Lord, who's a whiny, rich-hating orphan because he otherwise fails at life. Finally, his ability is provoke, meaning all enemy units will target him first in a group because they know they can't defeat him and will attempt the numbers game. Unfortunately for them, he's just too great for them.
