GrimSack Museum

[Tanas]

GrimSack:
Greg, I think most of these people hate me. They'd never go to my site. Even if they would, they don't know anything about those people. Anyhow, why are you sitting at your **** computer when you should be watching Sealab 2021? If you didn't see it, that's actualy good. The episode sucked, and could by no means compare with past episodes. Still, watch it next week, because I know they won't make an episode that crappy again. Hopefully.

Jöhñbôb:
GRIMSACK IS A BIG ***** (actually i just typed capital 8s, ya no, the *s)

GrimSack:
Oh, you typed all capital 8's. Wow, because that makes you so much cooler for just typing 8's. That makes you so smart and handsome and great. Oh by the way, you can't tell since I'm typing, but this entire message should be read in a monotounous, sarcastic tone. Because I'm being very sarcastic. I really don't give a **** what you did to makes stars. Stupid ****er. And thats not a capitalt 8 either. Theres no such thing as a capital number you ****. It's just a symbol. "Oh, well, uh, I have to hold shift to make it like that, so it must be capital, right?" Geez, why must I be surrounded by freakin' retards?

BearFrog:
You always yell at me when I mispell..
I saw you made a mistake!

GrimSack:
Oh really? "I saw you made a mistake!" What the hell? Did you mean to say "..you make a mistake!" or did you mean "I saw. You made a mistake!" Besides, my typos happen once in a blue moon. You type as though you're workin' the keyboard with your ass rather than your fingers. Oh, and your signature is pathetic. I think it's sick if you're friggin' signature is longer than you tend to make your messages.

BearFrog:
Oh yeah?Well I write better stories.
DONKEY KONG(novelazation)

Part 1


Mario had been working hard at the construction site again.
Toady would be different though.His girlfreind,the beautiful
Pauline was coming to have Lunch with him.Luigi was having
his day off,since he was working 97 days straight.Mario
decided to stay.He wanted to finish "Pasta n Pizza"
New Yourk's tallest Pasta and Pizza resturant.It will
be 13 stories high and the food will be awesome.Since Mario
and Luigi are working on this,they can come and eat free
whenevr they want and their freinds can too.Mario then
saw Pauline,climbed down,with the radio and the
two set up a picnic and turned on the radio.
"In recent events,George W.Bush beleives he will
find Osama Bin Laden and bring him to justice."said
the man on the radio."I hope we don't have to kill
inocnet peopl when finding him.."says Pauline.
"Don't worry about it."said Mario.
"In other news,a giant ape has escaped Brooklyn Zoo.
Beware."said the man.
"Maybe he wants a bannana..."said Mario.
Pauline started to giggle."Maybe,he wanted to
become King Kong jr."Mario then said.
Pauline was rolling with laughter."Maybe he wants a girlfreind."
says Mario."Well you got one."replies Pauline.
The two kiss for along time."Well..."Mario turns around.
"he ain't got on-" Mario is cut off by turing around
and seeing a giant ape Carring Pauline to the top of the building.
"Pauline!"yelled Mario.He was so afrid of the mokey itself,
he was afriad what it would do to Pauline."Hold on Pauline!
I'm coming!"Mario yelled.Mario runs up to the building.
"Hmmm......I know!That beast will head for the top like
in King Kong!I'll take the evevator to the top.Mario then
Sees the ape throwing something.The elevator!
The ape threw the elevator to the ground.
"Mama-mia!"yelled Mario. I guess I'll have to climb.
He makes it to the tenth floor and sees Pauline in a cage.
"Mario!Help me!"yells his girlfreind."Okay!I just need to go
3 more storys to get to you!"Then he sees the ape.Guarding
Pauline.He starts throwing barrels.He starts throwing oil drums
with fire in them also."Mama-mia!"Mario then sees
a hammer.He grabs it and starts jumping over barrels.
He makes it to the 11th floor.

GrimSack:
That Sucks.Beat this:

Keegot’s story, chapter 1

   Keegot Krinaka looked out across the water. The sun was just setting, and
he knew that crab would be back any moment now. Just an hour before, Keegot
spotted it marching towards the village, intent on eating something in the
village, and killing anything that tried to stop it. Keegot was sort of the
island’s protector. Being the most able bodied male on the island, it was
his duty to protect it’s citizens. Everyone else on the island was either
too young, too old, out of shape, in no noticeable shape, or had some sort
of mental issues. Keegot was 18, going on 19, but that would be about 7
months. It wasn’t as though Keegot cared though. All he wanted to do was get
rid of the crab for now. Of course, this was no normal crab. If it was a
normal crab, Keegot would have his kid siblings sit on the beach and crush
it when they saw it. But, for some reason, this crab was much larger than it
should have been. Keegot saw it now,  crawling up onto the beach. The crab
was about as tall as him, but wider. It’s claws were at least as wide as the
boulder Keegot was sitting on, but Keegot wasn’t worried. He pulled his
staff out of the sand and ran at it. Keegot knew how to handle a staff, but
he held it like a sword. The crab was upon him, and made an attempt to grab
him, and crush him until he died. But Keegot saw it coming, and jabbed it
into the crab’s face. Being the only unprotected point on the crab’s body,
it immediately collapsed, screeching in pain. Keegot picked up a rock and
smashed it’s throat. Keegot picked his staff back up and walked into the
village. Some men were loitering around outside the tavern, and Keegot said
“Hey, that crab is dead. It’s big too. Hows about you guys cook this village
some dinner?” They all said things like “Yeah, way to go Keeg! Yeah, lets
fry that crab! Etc., etc.” Keegot walked to his house. His siblings, Louie
and Elena were waiting for him. Upon seeing him, Elena said “Keegot, when’s
dinner?” Keegot told them to go to the village if they wanted to eat.
Without another word, they ran past him, knowing Keegot had finally killed
that crab. Keegot looked upon his house. It wasn’t his house, it was
actually his Grandpa’s, but he’d been dead for 2 years. Keegot always
believed that once Gramps was gone, he’d be the man of the house. But he
wasn’t.  Being the oldest male in the house would make him that. But his
siblings hardly listened to him. He had no wife, no job, and he didn’t even
build the house he lived in himself. Anyplace else, not building your own
house would be a normal thing. Beyond the island, people had homes made of
metal. Homes with stairs leading up to higher levels. Keegot had only been
off the island once though, because tides off the island were rough, and
trying to leave would be suicide. But Gramps had been a genius. Not only did
he design the house to have two stories like the ones beyond the island, but
he designed the boat that got him past the island. If he had owned better
tools and materials he could’ve built anything. But he wasn’t around. The
only person Keegot had enjoyed more than Gramps had been his mother. His
mother cared for him so much. She wouldn’t let him leave the house if the
weather was too bad or she thought there’d be some other kind of danger.
Once her and Gramps were gone and couldn’t make him stay, he learned the
hard way that they were right. Keegot was the only boy on the island who
grew up without a father. His mother always told him his father was a
soldier, and a knight. He was brave and strong, smart and handsome. And she
always told him she hoped Keegot would grow up to be like him. But Keegot
hadn’t. Keegot, even if he was the most physically able man on the island,
wasn’t anything like he imagined his father. Keegot was dumb as a box of
rocks, and by no means chivalrous enough to be any kind of knight. Keegot
wasn’t as strong as the other men, even though he was more dexterous, and he
wasn’t exactly as handsome as his father. He had one picture of his father,
and he looked spectacular. Almost unearthly. Keegot preffered not to think
about that though. Keegot was the most respected man on the entire island,
but he didn’t think himself a man. Keegot decided that he could have crab
with everyone another night. He went back to the beach, to watch the sun
set. Until he saw another object coming up onto the beach. Grabbing his
staff, Keegot ran to attack it. It got up onto the beach, and Keegot saw it
was no monster. It was a boat, and not a fishing canoe, or even similar to
Gramps’ boat. It was made of metal, and made a huge roaring noise when it
approached. Seeing as hitting it would be useless, he stuck his staff into
the loop on his pants. Two men who looked totally identical threw down a
rope ladder and climbed down. More men followed, all of them looking like
the first two. They formed lines, creating an aisle alongside the ladder.
Three more fell down. Two of them had different clothes. They were similar
to the others, but more flashy. One more came down, and he had an even
flashier suit. He had hair even blonder than Keegot’s, and sunglasses
covering his eyes. No helmet like the others. He stood and addressed them.
“Alright, you know the drill. Scan the island. Take anybody of proper age
and physique. Move!” At his word, they all disbanded. One or two went toward
Keegot, but the leader shouted “No worries, I’ll take care of that one.” One
of the other fancy-clothed ones ran off to join the others. But the leader
and the other fancy-clothed one went up to Keegot. The leader said “Alright
son, what’s your name?” Keegot put a hand on the handle of his staff and
said “I’m Keegot. Why are you here?” Keegot veiwed them as a threat, and
figured he’d have to take care of them. The other one saw what Keegot was
doing, and shoved him onto the ground. He took out a knife and jumped onto
him, saying “Don’t get any ideas, alright? You’re coming with us, whether
you want to or not!” Keegot snarled “I’m not coming, but you’re leaving!”
Keegot kicked him in the stomach, and the leader laughed. “Heh heh, how’d
you ever make Liutenant?” He picked "Lietenant" (as Keegot knew him) off the
ground, and Keegot hopped up to his feet. When they looked back to him, his
staff was drawn and he said “Alright, leave. Don’t make me use this!” The
leader laughed, and him and the liuetenant took out weapons. The leader has
some metal thing shaped like an L. The Leiutenant took out his knife. Keegot
cracked Lieutenant in the head, then knocked the knife out of his hand. The
leader raised the L and Keegot heard a really loud noise. Keegot looked down
and saw his sleeve was smoking. The leader smirked at the expression of
terror on Keegot’s face. He said “Hmmph, you have no clue what this is, do
you? This is a gun, and you’d be in a whole world of pain if I’d aimed
right.”  Keegot, still quite shaken, put his staff away and wheezed “P,p,
please, just don’t blow me up.” The leader, seeing Keegot was totally
unframiliar with the idea of not only the gun, but a knife that wasn’t used
for cooking, slowly realized these people weren’t very advanced. “Kid,
you’ll be fine. You should do good in the army, and I’m recommending you for
the rangers as soon as we get to the training place. C’mon, you get to go to
your house before you leave.” Keegot had no clue what he was talking about,
but seemed to think he could be blown up any moment. He led the leader to
his house, and the leader told him he had five minutes to get anything he
could carry. Keegot, not sure when he’d be coming back, looked around for
Elena and Louie to warn them. They weren’t around. Keegot got some food and
put it in his pockets. He looked out the window and saw the leader talking
to one of the identical people. “The boats heading for mainland soon, get
going.” Keegot, worried these people might be taking him to someplace
dangerous, decided he needed to find a better weapon than his stick. Finding
nothing, he decided that, for the first time in almost years, he would go
upstairs. Gramps’ room had just a bed and his closet. Keegot buried him with
his tools, thinking he might want them in the afterlife. All except a key,
which Gramps’ said he’d give him when he was a man. Keegot decided that
since Grandpa wasn’t around, he’d just take the key. He walked into his
mother’s room, which hadn’t changed since she passed on. She died when she
was still very young. There was a big chest near her window, and Keegot
always assumed she just kept her clothes in there. But there was a keyhole
on the chest, about as wide as Keegot’s key. Keegot bent down and opened it,
having no idea what it would contain. Inside, the first thing he saw was a
note on top of a sheet. It read “Keegot: I’m sorry I can’t be here to watch
you grow and mature. I hope you grew up to be like your father and I hoped
you would. Before your father left, he gave me these things. I’ve instructed
my father to give these to you when he sees fit. These all belonged to your
father. Use them well. – Mother.” Keegot sat still for a moment, taking this
in. He heard the leader yell “Hurry up in there, we have two minutes!”
Keegot placed the letter on his mother’s dresser, and moved the sheet. There
was a sword and a sheath. Keegot strapped the sword to the loop in his
pants. There was also a thick pair of boots and a nicer shirt. Keegot took
these things, equiped them, and left. The leader led him back to the boat,
and led him to a room. Keegot noticed that many other young people were on
the boat too, some going into one big room, some being led to their own
personal room. Keegot was led to his own room, where he was instructed to
wait.

BearFrog:
That was good.....

GrimSack:
You guys obviously know a lot about Mario. Or at least, yuo think you do. See, Mario might be a heroic little fat guy, but he isn't in a magical mushroom kingdom. He's high. Think about it.

To become a giant, Mario swallows a shroom'. He gets high, and thinks he's gigantic. He beleives he's running around crushing in the god**** little turd men's heads. He doesn't shoot fire, he eats some weed he pulled outta' the ground and thinks his hand is on fire. Then the flying thing. He isn't flying, he's just really, really doped out. He's not even in a magical world with talking dinosaurs and such, he's sitting in his living room getting ****ing stoned.

Paper Mario:
Shut Your F*ckin Mouth Lair.

CeleTheRef:
Hum... you could end up being right... LOL :D

Toad Begin:
Shut the f*ck up you stupid dillhole! Mario doesn't get high, there is a world, and how dare you insult Mario like that! GET OUT!

frostbite:
I knew he'd me a nice little addition to the boards...

BearFrog:
Good ol GrimSack is acting worse than than I
expected.Hey,do you wanna start a flame war with him?If you do,go to these sites,flame war's are allowed.
www.forumco.com/MasterTrunks
www.fortunecity.com/athena/management/461
www.angelfire.com/dbz/dacoolestsite
Let the flaming begin there.If you want to flame.It will also tell you about GrimSack,
well GrimSack online the fortunecity site will.Be warned,there is some adult content
on the sites listed.

frostbite:
But he's so funny!

OriginalMTRE:
**** funny :)
he I know this isnt serious but
werent those blue mushrooms drugs
I mean he over doses every time
he takes them.

Trev-MUN:
Hey, guys, I think ya'll need to cool down a little... He was just trying to make you guys laugh, he wasn't disrespecting Mario in any way. I found it funny, too - I mean, Mario's world is rather interesting when you think about it.
And besides, he did come from real world New York. I think.
Anyway, just calm down.

red_yoshi:
err... well i guess he was just jokeing... oh and acording to the games Mario did come from the Mushroom World and then went to Broklen.

GrimSack:
Yeah really, some of you guys freaked out....
Geez, even if I weren't just making a stupid joke about it, is it really that big a deal?

BearFrog:
I'm surprised Nick didn't say about Mario eating leaves and thinking he was a flying raccoon.......

··BaDStylE··:
Do be honest I've thought this for some time. I honestly believe the inspiration came from the supposed "free state of consciousness" that drugs were believed to posses in the "liberated 60's" Miyamoto may have been seriously influenced from this point in time.
He might have been a Beatles fan too, a lot of Japanesse people who grew up in this point in time certainly were fans of the Beatles and everything they promoted [sgt peppers, Yellow submarine for eg].

GrimSack:
Uh, I don't know what any of that stuff means, but okay, I suppose that makes sense. Boy, it's times like this that make me wish I weren't a ****in' retard.

OriginalMTRE:
Every body here is a retard,
it is a requirement.
Just fuc*ing with ya.

TurtleTek:
That would be pretty funny, but I've heard that same thing over and over again. Old joke.
Seriously, Mario has much more to do with Japanese mythology than drug abuse. Actually, mythology is one of Miyamoto's biggest idea-banks.

GrimSack:
Who remembers the shoe? Y' know, that super-invincible wind up sock from SM3. IF you're a big fan of the shoe, I've got a present for ya!:
1. Go to "www.seanbaby.com"
2. Go to the NES page.
3. Look around for a section called "The Congratulations! awards.
4. Look under "Toughest game character" for Shoe information. To learn more about Seanbaby's***ual obsession with Princess Toadstool, check out the "Hottest game character section."
Sure, I'm GrimSack, everyone hates me, what good is my frikkin' opinion? Trust me, this is good ****. You'll love it.

marioman333:
that was interesting but it wasne't the best.
p.s.at least i replied and i dont hate you like,your preety cool.

(several weeks later)

GrimSack:
It's finally become clear to me that not all of you appreciater my humor. I guess maybe I never got a chance to keep going with it to the point you realized why it's funny because I'm an asswipe and I never mentioned it. Anyhow, I received about 100 angry e-mails last night saying "Oh GrimSack, you have 20 pound balls and we hate you." Anyways, I'm sorry for belittling you guys and being such a jerk. I'm probably not gonna post here anymore, seeing that while you don't appreciate me, you at least haven't banned me. So I'll ban myself.

Purple Yoshi:
 I thought you WERE banned...

frostbite:
NO! DON'T LEAVE!

Red Ninja Koopa:
You know Grimsack, I'm glad you figured out that u were being an arse, but if you jsut stop doing that, then we'd love to have you here!

n/a:
Okay, okay we forgive you and everything, but HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET BACK??? YOU WERE BANNED! I don't care that you got back, if your gonna be nice and everything, I just wanna know how you unbanned yourself, with the same name, sig, e-mail, everything!!
Anyway, don't leave, please.

Darkside:
Don't leave!What will the forum be without you?!Please!Come on chant with me,don't leave!Don't leave!Don't leave!

n/a:
Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! *faints*

LieutenantEagle:
Darkside and Frostbite, don't be underlings of the Dark Matter. Grimsack, don't ever post again.Grimsack, repeat after me. Being g*y (it will be censored so that Deezer won't ban me) is BAD!!!!
Type it 1000 times and I will forgive you.

Paper Mario:
GrimSack,you could stay if you lighten up a bit.
Like don't say curses of mean things.

GrimSack:
Hmmm, strange. Some of you seem like you'll miss me, some of you are glad that I might be getting the hell out. Anyhow, I don't recall ever getting on here and not being able to post due to any kind of ban. I guess you all just asumed that because I stopped pposting or a while. Anyhow, as a gift to those who will aparently miss me, I'll stay. As a punishment for those who hate me, I'll stay. I'll try to cut back on all my cynicism, and stop mentioning the fact that my balls weigh 20 pounds. For a while...

Mallow:
I never hated Grimsack. I just hated him making fun of other people. So please stay, just dont be a [bundle of sticks].

frostbite:
Yay! He's staying!
And about the banning thing, Deezer just told Super Yoshi 7175 you were banned to shut him uup, he didn't actually ban you.

Paper Mario:
HE IS STAYING?????????????
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love his jokes.

Super Yoshi 7175 :
Well Deezer said he did but you seem nice enough. Don't leave and ognore everything I said if you do read it! I see you are apolgizing!

MagicKoopa120:
Also you should try not to say anything terably bad about Mario. This is a Mario Fan Site. Not how many ways you can make fun of Mario site. It just dosn't make sense. You don't go into a Star Trek convinsion and insault Star Trek. That is pointless. Plus you would have alot of die-hard Star Trek fans very mad at you. (I am not a fan of Star Trek. Nor have I ever been to a convinsion. I'm not trying to insault Star Trek fans. This is just a modle to hapatheticaly show my point.) What I'm trying to say is be a little more respective to Mario. I do realize that you have apoligized. That is only a first step though. Just try to cut back a little. It appears most people have given you another chance. Good luck.





"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

[Chupperson Weird]

You're online right now, I see.

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

[Tanas]

Paper Mario :
Welcome GrimSack!!

BearFrog :
Okay,listen up.GrimSack is very weird.
You don't really want to welcome him but I'll let you.If you've read the guestbook's and forums I'm wondering why you aren't scared.I told GirmSack not to yell at you,cuz everyone likes you and not to yell at Deezer,cuz he is the moderator.



Paper Mario:
Thanks.

BearFrog:
No problemo!



GrimSack:
Oh ****-****ity-**** you! Paper Mario, You're a stupid little bee-atch, and my balls weigh twenty pounds! You can't tell somebody with 20 pound balls what to do. You don't understand the pain of twenty pound balls. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it hurts to wear clothing! I don't though, clothes are a suggestion, like the lanes in a street, or not cursing your head off at old people.

****-the-****ing-****ers.

frostbite:Ho ho! He's going to be an interesting little adition to the nut house known as the Fungi Forums.



BearFrog:
Nick,shut up.You scare me.You are not from
Canada and you probably wish they were 20 lbs. you sicko.

P.S.this is my 95th post



GrimSack Posted - 23 December 2001 19:58 PST
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Eat me. Loser....

Oh, and why would I want 20 pound balls? That would hurt to hell and I would probably die of blood loss every time I acheived an erection.

Greg Posted - 23 December 2001 20:1 PST
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Go to the topic "My 100th post"

Gregers

superdude Posted - 23 December 2001 20:7 PST
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shut up and stop fighting "sheesh"
Paper Mario Posted - 24 December 2001 3:34 PST
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Jeez All I did was say welcome.
Any Way I am NOT afraid of U.
Mallow  Posted - 24 December 2001 8:7 PST
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GrimSack is just a 12 year old she-male who comes to chat boards just to release the anger of his homo***ual parents.
Greg Posted - 24 December 2001 12:49 PST
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GrimSack is about 14.His parents are not gay....
I fight with GrimSack all the time.


Gregers

GrimSack Posted - 24 December 2001 13:22 PST
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Yo Mallow, what the hell do you know? You get your alias from a game about a little****-ant cloud who cries whenever Mario touches him. And especially when Mario touches him in a ***ual manner. And Paper Mario? Who is U? I'm not sure, but I don't think anyone here is called "U". I mean, who'd use just one letter for their alias, am I right?
Greg Posted - 24 December 2001 13:30 PST
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GrimSack,maybe he dosn't fell like typin you
so he types "u" for short.

Gregers

red_yoshi Posted - 25 December 2001 12:8 PST
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Grim Shack your going to find your self off these forums in less then a week.

Todd Begin Posted - 28 December 2001 11:45 PST
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Well well well! This should be interesting, having a homo running around cursing and swearing, making fun, yelling at, and saying hurtful stuff to people. Hmmm. Here's an idea Grimsack: SHUT UP!

BTW: My favourite people on this board are Paper Mario and Roy Koopa!

GrimSack Posted - 28 December 2001 18:18 PST
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Heres an idea Todd: Go **** yourself!

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Sonic Posted - 28 December 2001 19:28 PST
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great another idiot. When one leaves another alwasy follows, he'll be gone soon I'll see to it.

"I''ll never look back, I''''ve got no regrets. ''Cause time doesn''''t wait for me...I choose to go my own way." - Sonic the Hedgehog

Greg Posted - 29 December 2001 7:22 PST
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Well,now do you know why I was warning you about GrimSack coming?

Gregers

Greg Posted - 29 December 2001 7:23 PST
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Whoops,double posted.

Gregers

Edited by - Greg on 12/29/2001 7:24:45 AM

Paper Mario Posted - 26 January 2002 6:17 PST
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JohnBob your sig is great!!!

Oh,by the way GrimSack,
Your skrewed

Paper Mario Posted - 26 January 2002 6:18 PST
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opps dp

Edited by - Paper Mario on 1/26/2002 6:21:06 AM

Paper Mario Posted - 26 January 2002 6:18 PST
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JohnBob your sig is great!!!

Oh,by the way GrimSack,
Your skrewed

frostbite Posted - 26 January 2002 8:32 PST
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First of all, you actually triple posted. Seconly, GRIMSACK IS FUNNY!!! HE SHOULD STAY HERE AS LONG AS HE WANTS!

_______________
Kelly: He found her in bed with hives.
Sam: Well, that''s no reason to divorce.
Kelly: No, Hives is the name of the butler!

Green Luigi  Posted - 26 January 2002 9:4 PST
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How on Earth can you find that freak funny? I think Frostbite and Grimsack both have serious mental ilnesses that need to be looked after soon before they completely lose it!

I''m-a Luigi, number one!

Red Ninja Koopa Posted - 28 January 2002 14:14 PST
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GL, this looks like the start of a beutiful friendship!

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

frostbite Posted - 28 January 2002 14:18 PST
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Did you know that GrimSack in Scottish is "GreemSack"?
frostbite Posted - 28 January 2002 14:18 PST
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And GreemSack sounds like GreenSack...
frostbite Posted - 28 January 2002 14:19 PST
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Which, then in turn, sounds like Green Luigi! YOU TWO ARE IN IT TOGETHER!
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 28 January 2002 15:8 PST
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You don't have to worry Green Luigi he is gone for frostbitten frostbite hahahahahahahahahaha he should be removed with the reply I got from deezer! Bye bye Grimsacked!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 29 January 2002 7:59 PST
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I got Grimsack banned to who liked him i'm sorry. Who want's him back?

Mario and Yoshi rule!

Green Luigi  Posted - 29 January 2002 8:59 PST
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Thank you so much. Grimsack was very annoying.

I''m-a Luigi, number one!

Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 29 January 2002 10:11 PST
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I agree! He is just plain Crazy! I am starting grimsack watch everyone who does not like grimsack may join and make sure he is not comming back with a dirfent name!(People can tell!)

Mario and Yoshi rule!

frostbite Posted - 29 January 2002 14:0 PST
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I should've never said the MorbidPouch thing.. it's all my fault GrimSack can never come back...
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 29 January 2002 14:12 PST
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Oh frostbite I cannot think you enough for helping me keep the crazy Grimsack away! Don't feel bad he is a bad seed and a bad example of a TMK Fungi Forms member!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

superdude Posted - 29 January 2002 14:17 PST
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WoW I think this is the first thing I started that AcTuAlLy wOrKeD!!
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 29 January 2002 14:19 PST
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Want to help me make sure that he never comes back just e-mail me at superyoshi7175@hotmail.com!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

Red Ninja Koopa Posted - 29 January 2002 14:43 PST
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He's banned? YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

Wait......what if he gets a new user name?

I''m the leader of the Koopa Bros.We''re hip and cool and uh... we like bacon

Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 29 January 2002 15:37 PST
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If you don't want hom back help me by joining the anti(no)Grimsack(New username)watch(moniter new members) E-Mail me at superyoshi7175@hotmail.com to join I could use some help here!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

Darkside Posted - 1 February 2002 21:57 PST
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You already know.

Super Wario Posted - 2 February 2002 13:38 PST
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People keep talking about grimsack who the hell is he it sound like he sucked
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 2 February 2002 13:46 PST
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You are right and I got rid of him! Tell me at the Yoshi Police deparment if you find an anoing person!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

LieutenantEagle Posted - 2 February 2002 14:36 PST
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Mr. YoshiSheriff, ever heard of Frostbite?

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Wario: Welcome to Wariokart!!! Mwahahahaha!
Yoshi: Welcome to Yoshikart you fat Mario wannabe.
Gannondorf: Where did that stupid Triforce go?

Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 2 February 2002 14:46 PST
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Yeah I have heard of Frostbite I;m not really sure if I should tell deezer? You might want to start a petintion or something then I will tell Deezer if people want me too!

Mario and Yoshi rule!

frostbite Posted - 2 February 2002 15:1 PST
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HEY! It's not against the rules to be annoying!
Paper Mario Posted - 2 February 2002 15:1 PST
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leave frostbite alone!!!!!
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 2 February 2002 15:4 PST
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JUST JOKING! I don't hate Frostbite!

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi!

MagicKoopa120 Posted - 2 February 2002 15:11 PST
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Is he relly banned? Or has he just ben gone for a while?
Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 2 February 2002 15:20 PST
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Banned he is banned but back as poop-m-4-sale!

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi!

Super Yoshi 7175 Posted - 2 February 2002 15:25 PST
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Note I told deezer on who seems to be grimsack I can tell he is on my message board at Yoshies Super Island he called me th f word known as F**** so that evil guy!

Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi! Ps.Visit the message board!

superdude Posted - 2 February 2002 15:39 PST
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Your too much of a tattle-tale.

MaRiO, Luigi, YoShI, Bowser,
And Wario RULE!!!!!!!

OriginalMTRE Posted - 3 February 2002 10:28 PST
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Deezer is his mom.

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It is amazing what bordom does to you.
What has it done to you?
originalmtre@yahoo.com
www.geocities.com/originalmtre/
Sign da Guest book
Loyal Member since
10/14/2001

Purple Yoshi Posted - 3 February 2002 10:30 PST
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 Tattle tale??? Super Yoshi's not a tattle tale, grimsack had to go!!!!!



Super Yoshi 7175:
YEAH I E-Mailed Deezer about the grimsack insicdent he said ok so bye bye stupid Grimsack oh the question! Are you glad to see grimsack out of here!


BabyMario:
1. Both of them have hotmail accounts
2. They both have numbers in their adresses
Post here if you can find more physical evidence (NOT "he's acting like GrimSack")

frostbite:
Let's also see this now:
1. Super Yoshi's email is the exact same one as ???.
2. Super Yoshi hates GrimSack.

Super Yoshi 7175:
That was my stupid brither the E0Mail I really use us superyoshi7175@hotmail.com I just got it!

???:
Hi i'm not GrimSack. But i'm his biggest fan! Frostbite I love how you insulted my brother Super Yoshi 7175! I really hope GrimSack comes back! I could just I hate my brother!

O O
___ I love GrimSack!


Darkside:
I hope Grimsack comes back with another screen name.Come here for memories of Grimsack.I forgot who banned Grimsack,but I hate him!Remember Grimsack,the most funniest person on this forum.I have a feeling only frostbite and some others that liked Grimsack's posts will come here.Come back Grimsack,come back Grimsack,come back Grimsack!

Super Yoshi 7175:
Oh who told Deezer to bann him thated be me. He is crazy he will never come back! With the Anti(No)grimsack(comming back with new username)watch(moniter suspiosh members) I am telling you he was crazy he won't make it back as long as i'm around!

OriginalMTRE:
He was my fav
if he doesnt come back whosyourdaddyman will
I will tell him to come back with multiple name hell I might help. Grimsack was cool.

Super Yoshi 7175:
Sorry if he does come back my anti(no) GrimSack(for him to come back with new user name) Watch(Moniter new members) i'll tell Deezer about anyone bad in Fungi forms!

Paper Mario:
grimsack was a crazy b@sterd

Green Luigi:
How could anyone have liked grimsack?! I think frostbite, Darkside and originalMTRE have some real problems if they found grimsack's crude, immature humour funny.

Super Yoshi 7175:
I would like to thank darkside anf Frostbit for the stories byt I still have anti GrimSack Watch up!

Todd Begin:
What the hell's wrong with you people?
I mean, it's OK to have a joker, but Grimsack went too far!

OriginalMTRE:
Ya get the sticks out of your collective asses

Darkside:
SuperYoshi,shutup.Do you think everyone in this forum knows what anti means.Why don't you go badmouth this topic in YOUR ANTI GRIMSACK WATCH,or,I SACKED GRIMSACK!If you do,me and(sofar)other guy I forgot(I have a short memory spand)will badmouth you!Yeh!

Red Ninja Koopa:
Darkside, you are screwed in the head! How could youl ike someone like Grimsack? He's a retarded as*hole

Green Luigi:
You know what Darkside? If you don't stop defending grimsack and insulting people who didn't like him then I'll try to get Deezer to ban you for having an inapropriate signature.

frostbite:
Speaking of inappropriate signatures, I believe yours makes fun of Italian-Americans.

OriginalMTRE:
Red Ninja Koopa who made you the leader of the koopa bros.

Darkside:
Who said I was insulting peole.I'll change my sig. 'cause I hate it.

Green Luigi:
My signature wasn't meant to insult anyone frostbite. And I'm not trying to make fun of Italians. If I was making fun of them, I'd be making fun of myself because my father was born in Italy and his family immigrated to Canada in the 1960s.

Red Ninja Koopa:
OriginalMTRE- Stay in topic

superdude:
Why are we fighting about stupaid things this isn't a fighting fourm and let's try and stay on the topic.

Green Luigi:
Who wants frostbite, Darkside and OriginalMTRE to stop saying they want grimsack back? I'm getting sick of hearing about that freak! If you want the three people I mentioned earlier to stop saying they liked grimsack then post a reply.



OriginalMTRE:
oh wait a minute

kiss my ass



Darkside:
Yeh,what he said.
er...

frostbite:
hmm... yep.

OriginalMTRE:
just seeing if he telled his mom and i got banned yet even though I would come back and an IP ban does not work on a non dsl modem becuse using 56k or alike you get a new IP address every time you dial up un like dsl were they give you 1 when you sign up




Paper Mario:
I Agree Green Luigi
Say It Now:GrimSacks Gay,GrimSacks Gay!!!!

Green Luigi:
Thank you Paper Mario. It's nice to know that there's at least one person who isn't immature.

Red Ninja Koopa :
GL's right. You three are messed up for wanted Grimsack back



Super Yoshi 7175:
We have something aginst frostbite on his site he uses the Mushroom Kingdoms message bords to put on there! Cheating eh!

superdude:
Grimsack's gone GoNe GONE so shut the heck up about him
OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkside:
What?What?What?What?No.What?What?What?What?What?What?Shutup.What?What?What?(I love that word)


LieutenantEagle:
Frosbite, quit *****ing. The other two dudes I dont remember on the boards recently (or I have not gone to the boards recently), but DONT SUPPORT THE DARK SIDE!!!



frostbite:
Only me? Original MTRE and Darkside can continue, but you want me to stop?

superdude:
YOU AND ORGINALMTRE AND DARKSIDE!!!!!

Super Yoshi 7175:
UH OH! I think GrimSack is back check some of the things made by the new guy! Too bad of a name to even say!















"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

[Tanas]

Please not I will put this in better order soon.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

[Chupperson Weird]

Bodily functions... the bane of the intellect.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

[Chupperson Weird]

He was cool when he didn't use "crude immature humor"... but when he did I didn't find him funny at all. See previous post.

"I think it's sick if you're friggin' signature is longer than you tend to make your messages." This, right after he said his typos occurred once in a blue moon.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/26/2002 10:53:09 PM

[Chupperson Weird]

Seriously, I don't know why you think any of that is funny or amusing.
And only once did he spell "Lieutenant" properly.
GrimSack would have been funny if he didn't talk about sicko stuff almost no one else wanted to read. His one funny thing was the MR. BZZZ signature... but MR. BZZZ was an incredibly stupid persona too.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/26/2002 11:12:18 PM

[Insane Steve]

Ok, I'll have to partially agree here... The "sicko" stuff didn't offend me at all... I just didn't find it that funny. The rest of it was hilarious. GrimSack should really come back to these boards... we need a little more humor here.

Of course, he said he'd be "less cynical" and I really don't agree. You should be as cynical as you want! Cynicism is HILARIOUS! And that is the main reason I want GrimSack to someday return. Not for his "gross" jokes, but for all his hilarious cynical comments.

(OFF TOPIC -- I really need a new signature.)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

[frostbite]

GrimSack: The Abraham Lincoln of the South.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

[Chupperson Weird]

Now see, that's funny... even if I'm not sure what you mean.

Frostbite is funnier than GrimSack.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

[Insane Steve]

Amusing.

Why is it that when I try to be funny, people just see it as "overly serious"? I simply view myself as "cynical and tactless". Of course, today's shallow idiots can't find the humor in cynicism and tactlessness like I do...

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.

[Chupperson Weird]

Yeah... I don't know. When I'm joking, it's like no one can tell. When I'm serious, I'm always afraid I'm coming off as sarcastic.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

[Tanas]

GrimSack's Story Part II

Heres episode 2. I don't remember exactly what its about, but it has a joke
or two in it. You might get a kick out of some stupid things Keegot does
because he didn't know what a toilet was. Oh wait, thats part 3....


Keegot’s story, chapter 2

   Keegot looked out the porthole in his room. The waves were already lapping
against the side of the ship. The sun had set, and Keegot was getting cold.
Soon, it became very dark. But then, lights turned on, and somebody knocked
at Keegot’s door. “Um, come in?” said Keegot hesitantly. The leader came in,
carrying a tray with a sandwich and some milk. “Here, you’re probably kinda’
hungry.” Keegot thanked him, and began eating. The leader began speaking
“You eat, I’ll talk. How’s that sound?” Keegot nooded, as he was enjoying
his sandwich very much. “Alright, let me introduce myself. I’m Colonel
Baxter of the Organik’s army.” Keegot stared at him. “You don’t know what
Organik’s is? Well, they’re a company that produces medicines and other
organic products. The whole world uses Organik’s Co. products. You also
might wonder why we need an army. Well, there are lots of people who think
our products can be used for different purposes, and our army protects the
company. You see, we’re a very powerful organization, but not all people are
good. Some people want to dominate Organik’s so they can abuse our power.
Anyhow, as our company grows, we require more protection. So, sometimes,
we’re forced to impose a draft. Your island had plenty of physically able
people, and we decided you people could assist us greatly.”  Keegot,
finishing his meal, asked “Okay. My father was in an army. Mother told me
stories about it. He rode a horse and had a sword and sheild and…” Baxter
cut him off, saying “Sorry, but that makes no sense. I don’t think that’s
true. Maybe your mother was telling some story.” Keegot didn’t believe the
guy, but kept listening. “In this army, we use guns. A gun is a machine that
gets bullets moving really fast.” Baxter went on to give a very basic
description of arms and armor to Keegot, as well as a breifing in military
style. Baxter wrapped that up and said, “Anyhow, you won’t be joining the
normal soldiers. You’re going into a special unit called the O.Rangers.
That group is in charge of more important operations. But enough about me. I
want to hear about you.” Keegot pretty much gave Baxter a condensed version
of his life story.  When he was finished, Baxter asked “And you’ve never
left your island?” Keegot said “Once. Gramdpa built a boat with a motor and
a watertight seal. We got there and stayed for a few nights with a family
called the Nabrasias. They knew Gramp’s, and we had a fun time. I got to see
all the things in the city, go fishing, even got to use a toilet! Anyways, I
spent most of the time playing with Mr. and Mrs. Nabrasia’s daughter Sheena
and their dog, Dog. Me, Sheena, and Dog ran around all day, and I always
felt happy around Sheena.” Baxter, who realized Keegot was very ignorant,
grinned and asked “Was Sheena pretty?” Keegot nodded. Baxter said “Keegot,
do you have any clue what love is?” Keegot had a very vague understanding of
what that was, but didn’t want to let Baxter know about his feelings for
this girl, thinking he might not let him into the army. “Anyhow, me and
Grampa left, and we never saw the Nabrasias again.” Baxter said “Look, get
some sleep. Theres some blankets underneath that bed there, and try your
best to go to sleep. Tomorrow will be a rough day.” Keegot made no
objection. He couldn’t sleep though. He was excited about joining the army,
as Baxter had made it sound so desireable. But at the same time, he felt
sad. Between the note from his late mother, the thought his father might not
have been as valiant as he had imagined him, not knowing where his siblings
were, and the painful memories of never seeing his friend Sheena again made
him very uneasy. He fell asleep eventually, only to be given a very rude
awakening, waking up in the bottom of a deep canyon, wearing a uniform as
opposed to his old clothes. Keegot got up and looked around for the theif
who took his clothes. All he saw though were others in uniforms just like
his. Baxter, seeing now that everyone was ready, began a speech. “Alright,
it’s time for the O.Rangers test. Some of you have been in the army a long
time, and are taking this test in hopes of being promoted. Some of you have
been selected to take the test before and are trying to pass for your 2nd,
maybe 3rd time. Some of you have never been in any kind of army, and are
taking the test because there is evidence you’re already good enough. But
we’ll start soon. First, I want you all to find two partners. I want 10
groups of 3. Now!” Keegot figured that this would be a team he’d be taking
the entire test with, and tried to find the biggest, strongest people.
However, these people paired off with others fast. Keegot looked and saw two
people, about the same size as him, beckoning to him. Keegot joined them,
and said “Hey, I’m Keego..” The boy in the pair said “Shut up. I don’t want
to know your name and I shouldn’t. You two go by your numbers, not your
names.” Keegot and the girl listened to him, and quietly stood by his side.
Baxter said “Okay. All of you have three minutes to find a hidden cave.
We’ve dug three caves, and if you find one, your group we’ll be given a
prize, which will put you ahead of the other groups. Remember, the group you
are in now will be the one you stay in. If your group wins the test, you’ll
all be O. Rangers. Otherwise, you go back to being soldiers until the next
test. Go!” At the sound of his voice, the boy (Whom Keegot knew as 1043)
bolted off, and Keegot and the girl (2007) followed him. There were lots of
paths and tributaries in the canyon, but 1043 seemed to know where he was
going. He led them to a small lake and told them “Can either of you swim?”
They both nodded. “Alright, at the bottom is an entrance to one of the
caves. Move the rock, then swim down the tube. You’ll come into a cave, and
there’ll be a rock you need to move.” 1043 pointed to the rock that would be
moved. “I’m sorry to be bossy, but I can’t swim and we don’t win this unless
we’re all in one of the special caverns.” Keegot and 2007 dived into the
water. Keegot had spent all his life swimming around the island, and 2007
was a very good swimmer as well. They got down to the  rock, and 2007
couldn’t move it. Keegot swam down to help. They swam up the pipe, and,
breathing heavily, they thanked each other. “Whoa, you swim fast!” weezed
Keegot. “Well, you’re pretty strong” said 2007. They went to move the rock
at the entrance, and saw it was half moved already. They could hear 1043
struggling to move it himself. They ran to help him before he killed himself
shoving, and almost as soon as he got in, they heard a very loud speaker say
“Where ever you may be, stay there! We will come to evaluate you, and if it
is judged you have moved, you automatically fail!” Keegot noticed there were
surveilance cameras, and stood exactly where he was. But 1043 hit a switch
in the side of the door, which turned on a light, revealing a couch. “We’re
allowed to sit. C’mon you two, you did a very good job.” For the first time,
he smiled, inviting them to sit. Keegot flipped up the visor over his face
and 2007 did the same. They plopped down next to 1043. Keegot looked toward
2007. He thought she was very attractive, and couldn’t help but wonder if
he’d seen her before. He looked at 1043 and said “Hey fella’, flip up your
visor. It must be hot keeping that thing down, and you did way more shoving
than us.” 1043 just shook his head and said “That’s alright. I’m okay.”
Keegot was about to object, to insist he lift the visor, but an officer came
into the cave then, carrying a bag. “Alright, you found one of the caves,
these are yours. Take five, then be at the starting point by 9 o' clock.”
1043 got up and opened the bag, revealing two swords and a knife. 1043 took
out one of the swords and strapped it to his back. Then he took out a knife,
and said “Whose is this?” 2007 raised her hand, and 1043 tossed it to her.
He withdrew Keegot’s sword, and said “So this must be yours?” Keegot nodded,
and took it. 1043 stood up and said “He said we have 5 minutes, but it’ll
probably take that long to walk back to the starting point. Oh, and before
you two leave, put your visors back down.” Keegot, finding himself superior
to this guy (Keegot based his superiority on the fact he was two or three
inches taller than him) said “Dude, why?” 1043 said “Have you ever been in
this army?” Keegot shook his head. “Than you have no waking clue exactly how
strict they are. IF they see you without the visor, we’ll lose points.
They’re always monitoring us, and are probably deducting points right now
because I’m having to tell you what to do!” he replied harshly. Keegot
nervously flipped the visor down, and 2007 did the same. Back at the
starting point, Colonel Baxter had a cart full or pies. Being the first ones
there, 1043 immediately started a line. A line with one person in it. Keegot
and 2007 stood by him, and Keegot said “Mmmm.. Pie…..” 1043 swore at him,
telling him to keep quiet while Baxter was watching. Soon, the other
soldiers were there, and Keegot noticed two other groups had weapons. One of
them had a club, one had a staff, and the rest apparently didn’t have their
own weapons and had been issued rifles. “Hmmph, too bad I have my own
weapon, I coulda’ got a gun…” thought Keegot. Baxter blew a whistle to get
everybody’s attention and shouted “Shut up! Now, I believe it’s about time
for breakfast. However, I don’t have enough pie for everyone. So, as your
next test, you will all fight among your groups. The last one standing in
each group gets a piece. Anybody who passed the last test and received a
weapon may not use it. Begin now!” Keegot turned to 1043 and said “Alright
bud, I’m sorry to have to do this, but that swim made me awful hungry, so
I’m gonna’ hafta’ …” Keegot was cut short by a swift blow to the head,
courtesy of 1043. With Keegot out of his way, 1043 turned to 2007, who
promptly sat on the ground, not wishing to receive a painful bludgeoning.
Baxter cut a slice of pie for 1043, saying “Good to see you back Private
Bagiir. I think this is your time. 2007 here looks capable, and I’ve seen
firsthand what 2018 can do.” 1043 gladly took his pie, saying “Thank you
sir.” Keegot slowly got up, mad that he didn’t get any pie. “Dude, could I
have a bite?” Baxter turned around and said “If you wanted some pie, you
shouldn’t have let him kick your ass.” Keegot waited until he turned around
and flicked him off. He got to his feet and said “How come Colonel can call
you by your name, Private?” 1043 gave him a totally confused look, saying
“His name isn’t Colonel, it’s his rank. And Private is my rank, not my
name.” Keegot said “Oh, yeah, I uh, knew that.” 1043 finished his pie and
handed the plate to Baxter, repeating “Thank you sir.” When everyone else
who got a pie was done, Baxter pointed to a small house at the top of the
canyon. “You’ve all had a moment to rest, and some of you have even been
fed. Your next task is to get up to that house. The first two groups to get
there will go on to the final test. Move out!” All the groups scattered in
different directions, with the exception of Keegot’s group, where only 1043
ran off. Keegot and 2007 followed him. He seemed to know where to go, and
was running faster than either of them could. While the other soldiers
scaled the mountain, fighting with rabid animals and strange beasts, he was
just following some crazy guy he’d known for about an hour. Finally, they
stopped, and Keegot, panting heavily, asked “Geez, are you some kind of
gazelle?”

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

[Chupperson Weird]

What, you actually expect me to read that?

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

[Tanas]

No not really...
---------------------------------------------Keegot’s story, chapter 3

   1043 said “Not only have I already taken the test, but I’ve been able to
talk to one of the recruits who passed this. And he told me about this...”
1043 pointed out a staircase and said “I almost found this in my first test,
and could’ve won if I’d gotten to it sooner. There’s no rules saying we
can’t take the stairs. Plus, there are electric gates around the stairs,
preventing monsters from attacking us. If we hurry, we could be the first
there!” 1043 ran up the stairs, not even caring whether or not Keegot and
2007 were still following. Keegot and 2007 casually walked up the stairs and
had a nice conversation. “So, how long you been in the army?” asked Keegot.
2007 said “A week or two. Why?” Keegot pointed up to 1043 and said “Do you
know him?” She said “My squad ate with his once, and when I tried to talk
with him, he just said “The mess halls for eating, not fraternization.”
Keegot smirked, saying “Good God, he’s disciplined. He’ll be ****ed if he
doesn’t make the rangers.” “Well, he’s taken the test once, remember? He
found that cavern in less than two minutes. Even if he already knew where it
was, that’s mighty impressive. Anyhow, how long have you been in the army?”
Keegot snarled and said “Well, at this time yesterday, I was sleeping in my
bed, in my home, on my own island.” 2007 said “I met two guys from an island
once. An older gentleman and his grandson. The old man had been to the
continents before, but the boy hadn’t. He was fascinated by everything!
Multi-storied houses, paved roads, fishing with poles and nets as opposed to
a pointed stick, even indoor plumbing! He must have flushed that toilet 20
times before he’d go to the bathroom in it.” Keegot had zoned out, and
hadn’t heard anything she’d just said. Realizing she was done talking, he
muttered “Huh, oh, yeah. Anyway, look at that bird over there!” 2007 just
sighed and kept walking. Soon, they had reached the top, and saw 1043
swinging his sword around. Well, not swinging, practicing, but Keegot
thought he looked silly. “Hey, hold that thing with both hands, you get more
control that way” said Keegot. 1043 looked to him and said “Yeah, but I only
need one. Besides, with a free hand, I can hold a shield or another weapon
or hit people, and so on and so forth.” Keegot said “Oh, alright.” A few
moments later, three men in uniforms came up to the house, looking tired and
angry. Now that 2 groups had reached the top, a wall sprang up, blocking the
summit from the rest of the mountain. Colonel Baxter walked out of the
house, and said “Very good. Now, as soon as I’m back in the house, I want
the final part of the test to proceed. I will give you ten minutes.
Whichever group is still on this side of the wall becomes rangers. The
others may take the test again in two months.” Baxter walked toward the
door, opened it, and said “Go!”, closing the door behind him. They were all
very large and similar looking. The biggest one said “Alrightey brothers, I
think its high time we got up to rangers, jes’ like how Pappy did win’ he
was in the army.” He whipped out a big club and grinned. The smaller brother
said “Huh huh, yup. I don’t think this’ll be very hard, da’ you Clete?”
Clete took the safety off his rifle almost the same time as the other took
out a staff and said “Yup, these little city queers ain’t never gonna’ be
able ta’ beat us. Alright, let’s start!” He began firing off his rifle at
their legs, but they hopped up fast. Keegot drew his sword, and the others
followed suit. The big one was already by them, and swung at 1043’s head.
1043 brought his sword down, chopping his club in half. Before he even knew
what happened, 1043 jumped up and kicked him, knocking him down. Meanwhile,
2007 had unsheathed her knife, and began fighting with the middle one. His
staff was made of aluminum, and even though 2007 had only a knife with a 9
inch blade, she was highly skilled with it. Each blow made a loud metallic
clink, each of them blocking eachother’s blows. But eventually, 2007 slashed
his shoulder, causing him to drop the staff. His defense gone, she kicked
him in the ribs, knocking him into the dust. Meanwhile, Keegot was staring
down the only thing that had ever scared him: a gun. Keegot was more than
convinced this thing could make him and the others explode, and was frozen
with fear. 1043 shouted “2018! He’s an idiot! He probably doesn’t know how
to use that! Slash him!” Upon hearing this, the man with the gun got mad and
started firing into the air. Keegot ducked down in fear. But he saw he was
fine, and got up, taking out his sword. Seeing Keegot wasn’t scared anymore,
he began firing at him. Luckily, he was even dumber than 1043 thought he
was, and wasn’t even shooting in the right direction. Keegot jumped up in
the air and swung down hard. He missed, but he hit him in the head with the
handle of the sword, knocking him out. “Yes!” screamed 1043 at the top of
his lungs. “Alright, now we just need to get them over the wall” he said.
The wall was quite tall, and they weren’t sure if they could carry them and
climb at the same time. While 1043 and 2007 were debating how they should do
this, Keegot went around to the other side of the house to look for a door
that wasn’t locked. He saw two guys working with some contraption that they
attached to the side of the house. One of them said “Is this the bomb Caleb
told us to use?” The other one said “Yeah, now lets leave before it blows!
Gimme one of those detonators!” He pushed some button and part of the wall
exploded. They ran off through the hole screaming “Hears to Organik’s fall!”
Keegot ran over to the others, saying “Somebody just exploded the wall!”
1043 didn’t seem surprised and said “Just that poofter resistance group
messing with us. They probably set a bomb. Hey 2007, bet you five bucks this
one doesn’t detonate like the one on Monday.” 2007 laughed and nodded. 1043
started dragging the big one to where Keegot had indicated. “Grab the
others, we’ll throw em’ out there.” Keegot followed the command. 1043 bent
down to look at the bomb. “Haha! This bomb would work just fine, but the
idiots didn’t set the timer!” he chortled. He disarmed the bomb in seconds,
and they knocked on the door. Baxter answered. “Very good you three. I knew
I made a good choice with you two,” he indicated Keegot and 2007, “ but I
underestimated you 1043. You did a very good job. Congratulations. Ranger
Bagiir, Ranger Nabrasia, and Ranger Krinaka, you’ve earned the position.” He
pinned insignia on their chestplates, signifying their new rank. “You three
are among the best. You three may spend the remainder of the day in here. A
doctor will be up to give you some standard physical analysis, then you’ll
be served dinner.” Baxter hit a button and the wall surrounding the summit
receded into the ground. Baxter took the stairs down along with a few other
officers. Once inside, 1043 excused himself to the restroom. Keegot and 2007
sat down in a main room to watch TV. Keegot had no clue how a TV worked, as
he’d only seen them once, at the Nabrasia residence. Which reminded him
“Hey, what did Colonel Baxter say your name was?” She said “Nabrasia. Sheena
Nabrasia. Why, whats our name?” Keegot threw off his helmet and said
“Krinaka. Keegot Krinaka! And you’re Sheena Nabrasia! Don’t you remember
me!?” Sheena said “Yes, you came to Angler village wih your Grandpa! I
remember you.” Keegot became very excited “Well? Is that all you have to
say?” She said “Well, yes, we hung out with eachother for a day once, and we
were 7 years old. We just played games all the time. But it’s good to see
you again. What have you been doing all these years?” Keegot said “Well, I
got to meet a crab as wide as this house yesterday. I think that was the
most exciting thing I can thikn of. Really, I’ve never done much that you’d
be interested in hearing.” Sheena said “Yeah, me neither. Gee, this is kind
of a depressing conversation.” So Keegot and Sheena discussed their boring
pasts, but were interrupted as 1043 came out of the bathroom. Keegot noticed
immediately that he’d forgotten his helmet, and didn’t notice either. “Well
well, good to see you have a top half of a face there 1043” said Keegot
jokingly. He made a little gasping noise and looked for the helmet. Sheena
told him “Calm down. You look better without that dumb thing on.” Keegot had
assumed 1043 kept the helmet on because he was ugly, but he wasn’t. He had
the same creepy good looking quality that his father had, except the hippie
had hair down past his shoulders. He said “Well, it’s just, well, I’m
supposed to keep it on!” Sheena said “No you don’t! Do any of the other
rangers wear helmets? Does Baxter wear a helmet? You don’t need to anymore.”
He said “Fine, but I’m still wearing it. I’ll keep the visor up, but I’m
still wearing it.”  Keegot said “I’m Keegot. What’s your name?” He said
“Darwin. I came from Stuso, from Metrosus City.” Keegot said “See? Doesn’t
it feel better, talking about stuff that doesn’t pertain to the army?”
Darwin gave a half-hearted nod. Now that they were on a first name basis,
conversation came much easier to the group. At least it did until the doctor
came. He took blood samples from them and went upstairs to do some tests.
They watched a japanese cartoon called “DragonBalls” about some guy with a
turkey for a head who just swore and got high all the time. The doctor
finished his work and came down with the results. “Ahem, I have some good
news, and some…unusual news. You’re all fine, but I found some abnormalities
in Mr. Krinaka’s and Mr. Bagiir’s tests. You two have some very unusual DNA
structures. Nothing to be worried about, just thought you should know.”
Keegot and Darwin didn’t care, and went back to the racist cartoon about
balls. Dinner was brought to them, and they had a great talk about their
lives. As it turned out, Darwin joined the army willingly when he was 13
because he wanted to see the world. Keegot and Sheena had both been
forcefully drafted. Then Keegot asked “What about that resistance group you
were talking about?” Darwin said “They’re some idiots from some weird region
of Mehto. They call their group “The Avenging Storm” and they say Organik’s
is evil. They say Organik’s is destructive and kills people. That they’re
corrupt and crazy. But these guys are the ones who are crazy. All they’ve
done so far was kidnap a few soldiers and get drunk in the middle of our
camps and get themselves caught. Dopes.” Once supper was finished, they went
back down to the Ranger bunker for the night. But during the night, there
was some commotion. An alarm sounded, and Darwin sprang out of bed. He woke
up Keegot and told him to grab a weapon and go outside. Darwin was into his
uniform with his sword and a gun ready faster than Keegot could blink.
Keegot couldn’t find his uniform, but found his old clothes near his bed. He
got into those and got his sword. Running outside, they found that 4
lookouts had been shot. Baxter was already there, and said “Everyone! Search
the premises, those drunken idiots can’t be too far away!” Everyone spread
out, and Keegot assumed they meant members of “The Avenging Storm” and ran
off into a nearby grove of trees. He looked around, keeping one hand on his
sword in case he got in trouble. He saw a group of guys dressed in uniforms.
Except these uniforms weren’t as profesional looking as the Organik’s army
uniforms. The only thing uniform about them was a headband and camoflauge
pants.  One of them was calling out orders, some people ran off as soon as
they got their orders. Keegot squatted into the bushes, spying. Then, very
suddenly, somebody grabbed him by the neck, covered his mouth, and said
“Alright mister, you’ll learn it isn’t wise to spy on a Greenlatch.”


Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog