Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1307544 times)

smfan1085 · « **Reply #840 on:** February 11, 2005, 10:49:27 PM »

I don't see a question, so I'll ask one.

What does "pwn" mean?

Nameneko · « **Reply #841 on:** February 11, 2005, 11:02:13 PM »

LD, that wasn't really a question, but the answer to the recent question: own.

What would you do if life gave you lemons?

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #842 on:** February 12, 2005, 03:59:06 PM »

A. Throw them at people!
Q. Why do Mario and Luigi have gills?

Luigison · « **Reply #843 on:** February 12, 2005, 04:02:17 PM »

Because they can't breath through their ears.

Why is Mario bald?

TEM · « **Reply #844 on:** February 12, 2005, 08:03:05 PM »

Mario isn't bald, Bob Hoskins is.

Why does my poodle remind me of Godzilla?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Luigison · « **Reply #845 on:** February 12, 2005, 08:09:18 PM »

Because of the wetness.

I have been working out and have lost of few Newtons this year. Has Mario lost any pixels lately?

Watoad · « **Reply #846 on:** February 12, 2005, 09:01:24 PM »

Every time he shaves.

Out of what material(s) are Mario and Luigi's hats made?

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #847 on:** February 13, 2005, 12:20:25 AM »

Pie.

Why did I just reply 'Pie'?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #848 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:48:22 AM »

Because it took you 3.14159.... seconds to answer the question.

Can Chain Chomps bite through steel?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #849 on:** February 14, 2005, 08:32:15 AM »

Only when they're being robbed.

Why are so many people idiots?

I am feeling fat, and sassy!

Luigison · « **Reply #850 on:** February 14, 2005, 08:35:53 AM »

No, but they can chomp through steel.

What is the square root of two pies?

Suffix · « **Reply #851 on:** February 14, 2005, 06:06:30 PM »

Packaged filling, of course!

What do "french fries" do in their spare time? (after they are done frying, of course)

Master Mario · « **Reply #852 on:** February 15, 2005, 04:55:11 AM »

They kiss makeup.

Why does Mario go, "GLA GLA GLA! (or BLOY BLOY BLOY!) When he touches a big mushroom?

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Watoad · « **Reply #853 on:** February 15, 2005, 07:52:06 AM »

Because the Chuntendo Stuffits Corp. gives him $50 each time he does.

When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Master Mario · « **Reply #854 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:10:59 AM »

Speaking of which, How big is that super mushroom going to make Goombario (from the mushroom teleporter thread)? In the distance: bloy bloy bloy..... bloy bloy bloy.... (slight rumbling) Uh, oh...... Bloy bloy bloy...... bloy bloy bloy (rumbling gets heavier)

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - Master Mario XP on 2/15/2005 6:11:18 AM