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Yoshisaurus Rex

« on: September 23, 2005, 09:42:53 AM »
No... no... no!  It can’t be!  Not that!  Anything but... another topic from Yoshisaurus Pest!  Yes, my pritties.  You won’t get away this time.  I have a special treat for you.  In this topic I’m going to make you create brand new phobias that will keep you shaking for the rest of your life.  And if that wasn’t horrible enough you can also admit your deepest fears to those around you with huge embarrasment!  Oh, it’s so awful, isn’t it?  I laugh at your miserable misery!  And if you hold R and rotate the control stick while hitting A and B repeatedly... you’ll turn into a paper race car!!  Nyahahahaha...

Wow.  I’ve really lost it this time.  But I like this idea of mine, even if it’s been done more than once in the past.  Make up new phobias, talk about any that you might have, and other stuff like that.  I don’t need to tell you what to do, it’s a “free” message board after all.  So let’s just do it already!  Here’s what I made:

- Phobophobophobia, the fear of becoming afraid of phobophobia.
- Whammaslamophobia, the fear of someone slamming a door in your face when you’re about to walk through it.
- Nearofkinautodestructophobia, the fear of someone related to your demolishing your automobile.
- Watoadopostarachnidaphobia, the fear of Watoad putting up a picture of that large yellow spider again.
- Companionolavatoryocongestaphobia, the fear of going to a friend’s house and clogging their toilet.
- Eternalmariocelebrationophobia, the fear of never-ending Mario Party sequels.
- Authorswedgeophobophobia, the fear of not being able to think of new phobias.

Not scientifically correct but I don't think some of these words have greek or latin origins.  Anyway, I think I may have a fear of what people thing, rejection, and a few others I want to change.  As an example I feel akward in public if I wear a Mario shirt, and I wish I didn't feel that way.  But I won't give up until I'm free of these things.

If anyone knows where we can find scientific terms for everyday words, feel free to tell us.  The more complicated the better!  And for the record I wanted to call this topic Fungiphobia or Createaphobia, but I think that more obvious titles work better here (so I can’t be too creative).

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/23/2005 3:14:33 PM
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The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

Glorb

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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2005, 01:12:00 PM »
Okay, this is one of the wierdest topics ever. Actually, I do have Cybermutoarachnoxenonecrophobia, where I'm afraid of cyborg mutant alien spider zombies. DEATHLY afraid of cyborg mutant alien spider zombies.

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
every

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2005, 01:48:11 PM »
Here ya go!

http://www.biology.ualberta.ca/courses.hp/zool250/Roots/roots.A-C.htm



Now it's mix-n-match time!

Like officinalbotryphobia, the fear of a small bunch of medicinal grapes, or pseudopogophobia, the fear of fake beards, or even adventitquintimaxiarctonemoralophobia, the fear of coming across five large bears in the woods.



Go Moon!

Go Moon!

justinyoshi

« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2005, 02:27:44 PM »
my fears are:

fire
losing loved ones
bees

i think that's pretty much it.

ducky go down de hole!
ducky go down de hole!

Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2005, 04:12:27 PM »
"baenabalanbrachybarbaphobia..."

The fear of walking acorns with goatees.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2005, 04:25:51 PM »
triathophobia: the fear of bicyclists running underwater.
umbrosmoophobia: The fear of being forced to kiss an umbrella.
cronotophobia: the fear of NOT crocodilian reptiles.

I'm not scared of anything really, but sometimes I get really paranoid.  I mean REALLY paranoid.  Maybe it's the medication...

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2005, 06:26:12 PM »
pyropneumextrinacoronakoopanastranthrophobia - fear of a crowned koopa breathing fire on you when you don't have a starman

PaperLuigi

« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2005, 07:09:33 PM »
Createyourownphobiaphobia: The fear of any forum topics titled "Create your own Phobia."

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2005, 07:46:04 PM »
Acerphobia-- THe fear of not having horns.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Εὐθύνατε τὴν ὁδὸν Κυρίου

Yoshisaurus Rex

« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2005, 09:31:48 PM »
Thanks, Fifth!

PaperLuigi- I actually had a phobia like that but decided to erase it.  I had a feeling someone would say that!

You know what's freaky?  I think I just created a fun AND educational thread and wasn't even trying to!  As long as you look up each word for what you make that is.

- Flaccosimiaphobia, the fear of flabby monkies.

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/24/2005 4:21:12 PM
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2005, 05:07:52 PM »
Yourefiredophobia- fear of Donald Trump
carbondioxidenitrogenoxygenandwatervaporophobia- fear of the atmosphere
Ohlookacutelittlepuppyophobia- fear of sour candies
Hahayourfaceisallscrunchedupophobia- fear of adorable pets

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

HolyAarom

« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2005, 06:50:14 PM »
Mariohaterphobia-fear of Mario haters.

Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2005, 05:17:38 PM »
I don't have a fear of Mario haters. I have a hatred towards Mario haters.

PostbyBPophobia- fear of my posts. Anyone have that? Holy-... I have PostbyBPophobia! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Markio

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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2005, 06:07:47 PM »
People should only care about what they like, not what they don't like.

Apaphobia: fear of not caring.
Empaphobia: fear of caring.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2005, 06:50:52 PM »
Heiroglyphobia: Fear of old media formats, particularly cassette tapes.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 9/25/2005 5:52:29 PM
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