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BP · « **Reply #30 on:** July 07, 2006, 03:55:49 AM »

- You get so many game overs in SM64 that Mario says "It's-a you! The worst player ever!!" Then proceeds to say "Good-bye!" when he appears on-screen, leaving with a suitcase in his disembodied head's mouth. Then Luigi appears, and you've unlocked him! Great job, loser.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #31 on:** July 07, 2006, 02:19:16 PM »

but if you unlocked Luigi you nust be good, but BP says it's bad it must be bad, but no one has unlocked luigi before, so it must be good, but if you got so many game over's it must be bad, bad, bad...

yoshimastar · « **Reply #32 on:** July 07, 2006, 03:24:05 PM »

Either way your a loser for playing the game for so long.

G-Dawg · « **Reply #33 on:** July 07, 2006, 04:03:23 PM »

YKYBAMGW...

Mario wants to become a shy-guy
Mario says "How a-bout we switch places for-a while."
umm...that's all I can think of now.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #34 on:** July 07, 2006, 04:36:13 PM »

I think this thread will eventually come to a screeching halt, I can't think of any more lines!

SolidShroom · « **Reply #35 on:** July 07, 2006, 04:39:36 PM »

- Yoshi Breaks down.
- When you stop playing, you see Mario light up a cigarette.

Luigison · « **Reply #36 on:** July 08, 2006, 10:16:06 AM »

You never equip anything in SMRPG.

Or should this go in the "good" thread.

The Chef · « **Reply #37 on:** July 08, 2006, 02:54:06 PM »

It caan be bad if you don't know how to equip stuff, putting you at a disadvantage against enemies because you're already bad at the game.

It can be good if you're so good that you know how to beat enemies with using equipment.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #38 on:** July 08, 2006, 05:37:50 PM »

You lose to Lord Crum at the beginning of Paper Mario:TTYD!

BP · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2006, 05:19:28 AM »

- People notice you don't warp because you can't find warp zones, so you try to redeem yourself with this new life-collecting method: Get a coin and die. When you come back, the coin will be there again. Repeat.

Tingrio · « **Reply #40 on:** July 11, 2006, 06:05:28 PM »

-The Mario World explodes once you hit your first ? block.
-You can't defeat a goomba (exploding into extreme happiness when you do).
-The axe vanishes you during the SMB fights with Bowser.
-When Paper Mario acts like a ordinary piece of paper (ability not to move him.
-Bowser in the first Paper Mario throws you in the wastebasket instead of bruning you to death.
-You lose to Bowser in SMRPG.

Shinji Ikari · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2006, 05:00:18 AM »

When you hit a block, you get a concussion.

When you meet Bowser in 8-4, you see Bowser dressed up like white trash watching TV and Peach is pregnant.

When Mario flips the bird.

When the monkey from Tall, Tall, Mountain in SM64 starts throwing monkey crap at you.

When Mario starts to date Birdo instead. And you know what gender Birdo REALLY is, right?

When Donkey Kong starts to throw his crap at you in the Mario Kart games.

When you touch a 1-up and all your lives are lost.

G-Dawg · « **Reply #42 on:** July 14, 2006, 02:45:12 PM »

When Mario eats a poison mushroom on purpose.

Dark_Shark · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2006, 03:03:46 PM »

- Right when you turn on a Mario game you get game over and the credits come up.
- You chase a 1up mushroom off a cliff.
- In SMB2 when you throw a POW block it kills you instead of the enemies.
- In SMB3 when you play the magic flute.That tornado that usually takes you to that place with the warp pipes flings you off the map and sends you crashing through Bowser's roof and into the lava.
- When you go down a warp pipe with a -1 above it.
- In the DK arcade when you remove all of the rivets the construction site and Pauline fall on top of you and DK remains in mid air.

yoshimastar · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2006, 05:10:07 PM »

- Parakarry dislocates his shoulder from carrying Mario.
- You can't turn back to the tanooki suit form in SMB3 when you change into a statue.
- After a few hours of being stuck on a puzzel in Wet Dry World a timer suddenly appears on screen like in the old games.
- You think Dinosaur Land really is all of Super Mario's World.
- You jump into the noose on the gallow platform in Rogueport and die