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Video Game Chat / Re: Your favorite video game genre
« on: July 25, 2005, 07:25:51 AM »
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Fan Creations / Re: Mario's Sacrifice 3: Final Destination
« on: July 25, 2005, 07:08:01 AM »
I think these are really good stories
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Mario Chat / Re: Just got my first SNES!
« on: July 25, 2005, 05:53:10 AM »
Mario all stars + super mario world 2 is a must have, really fun!
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Mario Chat / Re: A simple question about Yoshi
« on: July 25, 2005, 05:39:31 AM »
How about this idea...
Maybe it is a sattle and people put them on when riding them? Maybe in Yoshi's story were wearing a saddle because people were riding them
Maybe it is a sattle and people put them on when riding them? Maybe in Yoshi's story were wearing a saddle because people were riding them
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Mario Chat / Re: Favorite Mario RPG
« on: July 25, 2005, 04:36:59 AM »
7 starts is my favorite, Mario and Luigi was close, then Paper mario
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Game Help / Re: Super Smash Brothers Meele
« on: July 25, 2005, 04:30:08 AM »
Why not just unlock them the old fashoned way? It's easier, like all you have to do to get Luigi is to finish adventure mode with a 2 ending on the seconds...
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Forum Games / Mario vs Wario
« on: September 28, 2005, 06:58:16 PM »
Once upon a time, there lived a plumber in a cottage. Lets skip the fairy tale stuff. Anyway Mario went out on a hike up the tall tall mountains. He hoped to be the first one to climb them. Wario came along... dun dun dun. Now it gets funny.
"Hey Mario you fat ***, wait up!" Said Wario
"Make me!" Responded Mario
"Thats it you've asken for it. I can climb ten times the speed of you!"
Thats when the fight began...
Wario was fed up with Mario. He was sweating like a pig.
"I'm just warming up Mario!"
"Wario I think you just ran a couple feet thats all!"
Wario darted at Mario with amazing speed, faster than Mario had anticipated. Mario easily dodged it.
"So you are faster than a snail!"
"I WANT MY PURSE BACK!!!" yelled Wario
"What the -" yelled Mario
An item block appeared. That's the start of the fun...
"Welcome!" said Toad
"Not another flippin Mario Party!" said Mario
"It's really called Wario Party!"
"Ok you each st-"
"LET'S MUG HIM AND JUST TAKE ALL THE COINS!" Yelled Wario
"On 3. 1 2 3!"
Just then a strange forcefield hit Mario and Wario
"You think that will work, now I'm docking you 20 coins, your in debt!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Screamed Mario
"NOT AGAIN... I'm hungry"
"Shut up Wario"
"But I'm hungry..."
"EAT THIS!"
Mario was just about to hit wario when the sound of toad's voice rang "DUEL!"
"Wario vs Mario one has to knock the other one off the platmorm"
Mario fist ran through the air. Mario was leaning over a hot pit of lava just barely holding on.
Just then Wario came running along. Whoops Wario tripped.
"CANNONBALL!" screamed Wario as they both fell off. "I meant to do that!"
"Tie" Toads voice rang out from the abyss
"Wario, how about we team up to get rid of this moron. We have to play along like last time..."
A dice block appeared out of nowhere.
"I'll go first" said Mario
"NO I'LL GO FIRST!" said Wario
"Fine... go ahead" Mario sighed
"NO YOU GO FIRST" Yelled Wario
"What the f-, ass. Fine I'll go first"
"Fine" Responded Wario
"Fine" Responded Mario
Just then a portal opened up, out came Luigi and Waluigi
"WHAT THE ****!!!!!!" Screamed Waluigi
"LETS GO AGAIN, LETS GO AGAIN!" Screamed Luigi
Mario hit the dice block and got a 32
"CHEATING" yelled Toad
"No no! I don't know how to cheat?" Mario said
"How do you cheat" asked Wario. He had a glint in his eyes like he was going to do something
"Thats it 1 star deduction for Mario. You guys do know that only ones going to get out alive right?"
"THATS NOT FAIR" yelled Luigi
"Oh shut up you wimpering baby" Said Mario "I've had to put up with you all my life. I wish you would have gone somewhere and never come back!"
"My confidence is lost and you really hurt my self estime mario. I.... I wa..... I want my mommy!!!!" Luigi howled
"Oh shut up you big baby. I've eaten people who havent cried this much!" Said Wario
Toad popped in. Just then they were teleported to some MMORG. It was the middle ages...
"Whats that ****in number about your head Mario? It says 11"
"SHOVE IT n00bs!" Said some guy. He had Weird looking armor on. Like a blue uniform. He had an old fashioned bow and arrow. He also had a number above his head, 34
Just then Wario spit up on his clothes.
"THATS IT!" said the man
Everything became blurry. It looked like a Mario RPG game.
Mario uses Super Jump. He jumped on the guys head doing 23 damage.
Mystery Man {89 HP left}
Wario uses Cannonball doing 21 damage
Mystery Man {68 HP left}
Luigi and Waluigi were not present at the battle
"Thats right n00bs only two of your party fight. Teaming is for n00bs"
Mystery Man uses Tundra on Wario, does 2 damage
Wario became confused
"h- how is that possible, my strongest attack! It should have killed your friend one hit no problem!"
"Ha ha, Wario's blubber protected him from the freezing cold!" Mario said
Mario uses Ultra Jump deals 7 cosecutive blows each dealing 9 damage each
Mystery Man {5 HP}
Wario is confused, Wario attacks Mario {10 damage}
"[wtd] Wario!"
Wario gets 10 damage in recoil
{Mario & Wario 67 HP left}
Mystery Man uses health tonic revives 10 health
Mario uses fire ball no effect
Wario uses toxic gas, takes 32 damage in recoil and does 800 damage
Mario and Wario have won!
They get 20 coins
Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/29/2005 8:59:18 PM
"Hey Mario you fat ***, wait up!" Said Wario
"Make me!" Responded Mario
"Thats it you've asken for it. I can climb ten times the speed of you!"
Thats when the fight began...
Wario was fed up with Mario. He was sweating like a pig.
"I'm just warming up Mario!"
"Wario I think you just ran a couple feet thats all!"
Wario darted at Mario with amazing speed, faster than Mario had anticipated. Mario easily dodged it.
"So you are faster than a snail!"
"I WANT MY PURSE BACK!!!" yelled Wario
"What the -" yelled Mario
An item block appeared. That's the start of the fun...
"Welcome!" said Toad
"Not another flippin Mario Party!" said Mario
"It's really called Wario Party!"
"Ok you each st-"
"LET'S MUG HIM AND JUST TAKE ALL THE COINS!" Yelled Wario
"On 3. 1 2 3!"
Just then a strange forcefield hit Mario and Wario
"You think that will work, now I'm docking you 20 coins, your in debt!"
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Screamed Mario
"NOT AGAIN... I'm hungry"
"Shut up Wario"
"But I'm hungry..."
"EAT THIS!"
Mario was just about to hit wario when the sound of toad's voice rang "DUEL!"
"Wario vs Mario one has to knock the other one off the platmorm"
Mario fist ran through the air. Mario was leaning over a hot pit of lava just barely holding on.
Just then Wario came running along. Whoops Wario tripped.
"CANNONBALL!" screamed Wario as they both fell off. "I meant to do that!"
"Tie" Toads voice rang out from the abyss
"Wario, how about we team up to get rid of this moron. We have to play along like last time..."
A dice block appeared out of nowhere.
"I'll go first" said Mario
"NO I'LL GO FIRST!" said Wario
"Fine... go ahead" Mario sighed
"NO YOU GO FIRST" Yelled Wario
"What the f-, ass. Fine I'll go first"
"Fine" Responded Wario
"Fine" Responded Mario
Just then a portal opened up, out came Luigi and Waluigi
"WHAT THE ****!!!!!!" Screamed Waluigi
"LETS GO AGAIN, LETS GO AGAIN!" Screamed Luigi
Mario hit the dice block and got a 32
"CHEATING" yelled Toad
"No no! I don't know how to cheat?" Mario said
"How do you cheat" asked Wario. He had a glint in his eyes like he was going to do something
"Thats it 1 star deduction for Mario. You guys do know that only ones going to get out alive right?"
"THATS NOT FAIR" yelled Luigi
"Oh shut up you wimpering baby" Said Mario "I've had to put up with you all my life. I wish you would have gone somewhere and never come back!"
"My confidence is lost and you really hurt my self estime mario. I.... I wa..... I want my mommy!!!!" Luigi howled
"Oh shut up you big baby. I've eaten people who havent cried this much!" Said Wario
Toad popped in. Just then they were teleported to some MMORG. It was the middle ages...
"Whats that ****in number about your head Mario? It says 11"
"SHOVE IT n00bs!" Said some guy. He had Weird looking armor on. Like a blue uniform. He had an old fashioned bow and arrow. He also had a number above his head, 34
Just then Wario spit up on his clothes.
"THATS IT!" said the man
Everything became blurry. It looked like a Mario RPG game.
Mario uses Super Jump. He jumped on the guys head doing 23 damage.
Mystery Man {89 HP left}
Wario uses Cannonball doing 21 damage
Mystery Man {68 HP left}
Luigi and Waluigi were not present at the battle
"Thats right n00bs only two of your party fight. Teaming is for n00bs"
Mystery Man uses Tundra on Wario, does 2 damage
Wario became confused
"h- how is that possible, my strongest attack! It should have killed your friend one hit no problem!"
"Ha ha, Wario's blubber protected him from the freezing cold!" Mario said
Mario uses Ultra Jump deals 7 cosecutive blows each dealing 9 damage each
Mystery Man {5 HP}
Wario is confused, Wario attacks Mario {10 damage}
"[wtd] Wario!"
Wario gets 10 damage in recoil
{Mario & Wario 67 HP left}
Mystery Man uses health tonic revives 10 health
Mario uses fire ball no effect
Wario uses toxic gas, takes 32 damage in recoil and does 800 damage
Mario and Wario have won!
They get 20 coins
Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/29/2005 8:59:18 PM
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Mario Chat / Mario Avatar Possibility
« on: September 19, 2005, 04:05:55 PM »
Possible Avatar
For the illiterate, woot is a slang word meaning you've been owned or pawned (beaten very badly)
Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/20/2005 5:09:02 PM
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Mario Chat / Mario and the Never Ending Flag Pole
« on: August 27, 2005, 09:54:59 PM »
Remember that flagpole in Super Mario Brothers 1? What happens if it never ends?
Anyway I made a movie about this, it has mild cussing and violence, nothing you wouldn't see on TV. No X rated stuff or anything.
Mario and the Never Ending Flag Pole
Also I know that you can see a little over the border of the movie.
Anyway I made a movie about this, it has mild cussing and violence, nothing you wouldn't see on TV. No X rated stuff or anything.
Mario and the Never Ending Flag Pole
Also I know that you can see a little over the border of the movie.
Edited by - kurtvegita on 8/28/2005 9:18:32 AM
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Forum Games / Wario's Ketchup
« on: August 15, 2005, 09:49:43 PM »
Something I'm gonna write really quickly and might expand on it if it's funny.
One day when wario was picking his nose he went and and a bag of chips. Garlic his favorite, especially with ketchup! He opens his fridge and NO KETCHUP! He wasn't surprise because last night he stuck it up his nose and pushed to see what had happened.
"Hey Waluigi, Mario used the last of my ketchup"
"go buy sommore then wario"
"why didn't I think of that? Oh I remember you crashed our go kart!"
"No you did on your last ketchup run"
"I guess I have to walk then"
Wario arrives at the grocery store. He goes to the ketchup isle... none. He sees Mario purchasing the last bottle. Wario then starts knocking over the shelves of the store. People were buried for days under the rubble. Wario, of coarse, was arrested but not before he beat the ATM with a golf club because he needed cash.
Later that day
Waluigi is out at the park at night as he handed the man a bag of oney he also recieved a bag. A STAR! Waluigi haden't had one of these for a while.
TO BE CONTINUED
One day when wario was picking his nose he went and and a bag of chips. Garlic his favorite, especially with ketchup! He opens his fridge and NO KETCHUP! He wasn't surprise because last night he stuck it up his nose and pushed to see what had happened.
"Hey Waluigi, Mario used the last of my ketchup"
"go buy sommore then wario"
"why didn't I think of that? Oh I remember you crashed our go kart!"
"No you did on your last ketchup run"
"I guess I have to walk then"
Wario arrives at the grocery store. He goes to the ketchup isle... none. He sees Mario purchasing the last bottle. Wario then starts knocking over the shelves of the store. People were buried for days under the rubble. Wario, of coarse, was arrested but not before he beat the ATM with a golf club because he needed cash.
Later that day
Waluigi is out at the park at night as he handed the man a bag of oney he also recieved a bag. A STAR! Waluigi haden't had one of these for a while.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Mario Chat / Mario Movie
« on: August 06, 2005, 10:02:54 AM »
I made my first mario movie but the files too big for imageshack, is there anywhere I can host it? I've cut the size down all I can.
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Fan Creations / wario rant #5
« on: July 30, 2005, 07:31:30 PM »
Wario: You know what makes me mad?
Waluigi: What?
Wario: when i walk into a fast food restutrant and see this "fatkins approved diet" I know what i am eating, i know it is bad for me, but who cares, i like it! i dont need some sign hung up on the wall, saying how bad my diet is! so what if the saturated fat in the large fry is bad for you, so is the pesticides in your salad! And you know what, if you want a healthy and good for you diet, grow some tomatoes, pick them and eat them, i like my arteries clogged! I think it is fun! I like not being able to see my arms, it is fun! and getting a little bit off the topic, but how come when i am watching a movie, and i see the reviews, i always see some fat guy with glasses saying that the show was "riviting" everything is frikin riviting! what the heck does riviting mean anyway! And what do i care if some old fat guy gives the show a thumb up or not! he just goes waving his thumb around like he is frikin ceaser! just take off the glasses, and stop eating all the popcorn! LEAVE ME IN PEACE!!! so next time i go to the movies, i dont want to see a fat guys thumb, and if i see the fatkins diet posted up next to the popcorn, everyone in the theatre will die!
Waluigi: What?
Wario: when i walk into a fast food restutrant and see this "fatkins approved diet" I know what i am eating, i know it is bad for me, but who cares, i like it! i dont need some sign hung up on the wall, saying how bad my diet is! so what if the saturated fat in the large fry is bad for you, so is the pesticides in your salad! And you know what, if you want a healthy and good for you diet, grow some tomatoes, pick them and eat them, i like my arteries clogged! I think it is fun! I like not being able to see my arms, it is fun! and getting a little bit off the topic, but how come when i am watching a movie, and i see the reviews, i always see some fat guy with glasses saying that the show was "riviting" everything is frikin riviting! what the heck does riviting mean anyway! And what do i care if some old fat guy gives the show a thumb up or not! he just goes waving his thumb around like he is frikin ceaser! just take off the glasses, and stop eating all the popcorn! LEAVE ME IN PEACE!!! so next time i go to the movies, i dont want to see a fat guys thumb, and if i see the fatkins diet posted up next to the popcorn, everyone in the theatre will die!
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Fan Creations / wario's rants 3&4
« on: July 30, 2005, 02:14:54 PM »
Wario’s rant #3
Waluigi: Wario, why don’t u have a girlfriend?
Wario: Because unlike other multidependand losers, I don’t need the false compliments of the opposite sex to feel good about myself. I am perfectly happy without some woman calling me at 3: 00 in the morning, and telling me everything that she ate that day!
I am independent and perfectly comfortable alone in my bed, instead of with some girl who takes up the entire thing, snores, and sleep talks about chili!
Wario’s rant #4
Wario: Wanna know what annoys me?
Waluigi: What?
Wario: When someone asks me what time it is, and jumps around frantically pointing to his wrist, I mean come on; do I point to my crotch when I have to use the bathroom?
Waluigi: yeah
Wario: Beside the point, anyway, I also hate it when a cop pulls u over, and is like, “ do u have any idea how fast u were going?†and I am like, “well u should know, u frikin pulled me over!â€
And when ppl say that something is new and improved, I am like, which is it, if it is new, that means that there has been nothing like it before, if it is improved, that means that there has been something like it before, they just made it better. Make up ur frikin minds!
And when someone is like, so u want to have ur cake and eat it too? I am like, “well yeah, isn’t the whole point of having cake to frikin eat it, I mean c’mon! What am I supposed to do, eat someone else’s cake, I like cake, ur holding out on me man! I WANT CAKE!!!!!!
And when u r at the movies, and the guy sitting next to u is like “did u see that?†and I am like “ no, I payed 9$ just to stare at the frikin wall, retard!â€
Waluigi: Wario, why don’t u have a girlfriend?
Wario: Because unlike other multidependand losers, I don’t need the false compliments of the opposite sex to feel good about myself. I am perfectly happy without some woman calling me at 3: 00 in the morning, and telling me everything that she ate that day!
I am independent and perfectly comfortable alone in my bed, instead of with some girl who takes up the entire thing, snores, and sleep talks about chili!
Wario’s rant #4
Wario: Wanna know what annoys me?
Waluigi: What?
Wario: When someone asks me what time it is, and jumps around frantically pointing to his wrist, I mean come on; do I point to my crotch when I have to use the bathroom?
Waluigi: yeah
Wario: Beside the point, anyway, I also hate it when a cop pulls u over, and is like, “ do u have any idea how fast u were going?†and I am like, “well u should know, u frikin pulled me over!â€
And when ppl say that something is new and improved, I am like, which is it, if it is new, that means that there has been nothing like it before, if it is improved, that means that there has been something like it before, they just made it better. Make up ur frikin minds!
And when someone is like, so u want to have ur cake and eat it too? I am like, “well yeah, isn’t the whole point of having cake to frikin eat it, I mean c’mon! What am I supposed to do, eat someone else’s cake, I like cake, ur holding out on me man! I WANT CAKE!!!!!!
And when u r at the movies, and the guy sitting next to u is like “did u see that?†and I am like “ no, I payed 9$ just to stare at the frikin wall, retard!â€
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Fan Creations / Wario's Rants
« on: July 30, 2005, 09:58:18 AM »
Wario’s rant #1
Wario: I want to sue McDonalds!
Waluigi: Why?
Wario: because if it wasn’t 4 them, I would be able to see how many fingers I was actually holding up!
Waluigi: What are you gonna say, when u r in front of the judge, “yes ur honor, I am a fat ******* and it is all because of Mc.Donalds! Their food is so full of processed, saturated fat that I cant stop after the 30th burger!â€
Wario: is that a trick question?
Wario’s rant #2
Wario: u know what?
Waluigi: what?
Wario: I hate it when Mario is drunk, he walks up behind u, pats u on the back, and starts talking about the philosophy of life, all the time trying to pick up princess Peach at the bar!
Waluigi: yeah I kno!
Wario: And dont forget, “friends don’t let friends drive drunk!†SCREW THAT! I say give them the keys, rev up the engine, and send them flyin home with a bottle of tequila in their lap! One of three things will happen. no.1 The cops pull them over, and end up having to beat the sh** out of them, because they refuse to turn off some old Beatles song!
No.2 They get in a horrible accident, and the cops end up scraping their pancaked body off the hood of the car with a frikin’ spatula!
And no.3 my least favorite, they make it home ok, and end up passing out in the front lawn, at 4 am in the morning, with some old 80’s music blasting out of the speakers that no one wants to hear anymore!
Wario: I want to sue McDonalds!
Waluigi: Why?
Wario: because if it wasn’t 4 them, I would be able to see how many fingers I was actually holding up!
Waluigi: What are you gonna say, when u r in front of the judge, “yes ur honor, I am a fat ******* and it is all because of Mc.Donalds! Their food is so full of processed, saturated fat that I cant stop after the 30th burger!â€
Wario: is that a trick question?
Wario’s rant #2
Wario: u know what?
Waluigi: what?
Wario: I hate it when Mario is drunk, he walks up behind u, pats u on the back, and starts talking about the philosophy of life, all the time trying to pick up princess Peach at the bar!
Waluigi: yeah I kno!
Wario: And dont forget, “friends don’t let friends drive drunk!†SCREW THAT! I say give them the keys, rev up the engine, and send them flyin home with a bottle of tequila in their lap! One of three things will happen. no.1 The cops pull them over, and end up having to beat the sh** out of them, because they refuse to turn off some old Beatles song!
No.2 They get in a horrible accident, and the cops end up scraping their pancaked body off the hood of the car with a frikin’ spatula!
And no.3 my least favorite, they make it home ok, and end up passing out in the front lawn, at 4 am in the morning, with some old 80’s music blasting out of the speakers that no one wants to hear anymore!
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