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Site Discussion / Forums
« on: July 27, 2005, 08:36:51 AM »
I was wondering if you could maybe add a couple things to make the forums look better like make the scroll bar black.

Also you can't reply to messages. I happen to have dreamweaver MX and I know HTML...




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Forum Games / Survival on Yoshi's Island 2
« on: July 27, 2005, 06:14:57 AM »
I'm going to post this in three parts so you can read this will come out sooner

Survival on Yoshi’s Island 2

Welcome again to Yoshi’s Island!

The rules of the game are simple Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, DK and Bowser are on Yoshi’s island waiting to outlast each other. Their journals will be published here.


Pre-interviews

Mario

Interviewer: So you won the prize money last game, what did you end up doing
Mario: Well I kinda lost it…
I: No Pizza?
M: I had the Pizza but the money disappeared, I had to do dishes
I: What do you think happened to it?
M: I think Yoshi took it, good for nothing green egg laying dinosaur
I: I think the producer will start making more of these survival stories if they get good ratings
M: Oh, I’d like to play in a lot more of these things. Everything I say in this interview is confidential right?
I: Ya, it won’t be published
M: Good, well anyway I might as well confess that there’s this restaurant that serves the greatest Yoshi burgers
I: Really what’s it called?
M: Mario’s, I don’t even know why yoshi’s should live, I mean they aren’t that smart!
I: Racist huh? Well that’s it, I guess I’ll be seeing you in a little while
M: Bye
I: Bye

Luigi

Interviewer: Hi again
Luigi: Hi I’m still mad about last time!
I: So this time your gonna win?
L: Ya. Ummm… how was I supposed to know no books? Wario gave it to me
I: Did you read the rules?
L: I didn’t get a rule sheet
I: You didn’t!?
L: Well DK ate his and took mine and ate it
I: That’s pretty sad, letting a monkey beat you up
L: HE DIDN’T BEAT ME UP
I: Ya, sure whatever you say
L: HE DIDN’T BEAT ME UP HONESTLY!!!
I: Well I guess you’ll be seeing your brother shortly
L: I guess

Wario

Interviewer: Hi Wario how are you doing
Wario: I’m hungry
I: Well you can get food from the snack bar after the interview
W: I’m still hungry
I: Well do you have anything to say before you go
W: Ya can I have a light
I: Sorry no matches
W: Any cigarettes?
I: Sorry no
W: Cigars?
I: NO!!!
W: Loser
I: Dumb fat slob!
W: that hurt
I: Sorry
W: It’s alright
I: Any last words?
W: Ya
I: Tell us please
W: No
I: huh???
W: Fine I STOLE MARIO’S MONEY MWAHAHAHA
I: Bye
W: Loser

Waluigi

Interviewer: Hello, first time?
Waluigi: Ya, have a light
I: Sorry I don’t
WL: (bleeped out)
I: Hey Wario, get out of here!
Wario: I WANT MONEY FOR SODA MACHINE!!!
I: NO GET OUT, SUCERITY!!!
WL: I have a dumb brother
I: Look who’s talking
WL: …
(Waluigi leaves)

DK and Bowser refused to do an interview, something about we make everyone look bad

Edited by - kurtvegita on 9/30/2005 7:20:54 PM

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Forum Games / Survival on Yoshi's Island
« on: July 26, 2005, 05:19:53 PM »

Survival on Yoshi’s Island






Mario DK Luigi and Wario have decided to see who will last longer on Yoshi’s
  Island


Mario starts on the West corner


Luigi on the East


DK on the North


Wario on the South




  Mario’s Survival Journal


Day 1


I’m a finished make that last R rated game. I was a finally able to kill
  someone. I stomped on a goomba and blood oozed out. I forgot this wasn’t
  a game.


Day 2


I decided to build myself a shelter. I found an empty chips bag, all that’s
  a worth noting


Day 3


I found a stream of water in the forest. I was attacked by a rabid turtle,
  now it’s a mess under my shoe. I found a cave and put the chip bag outside
  as a warning sign. People will fear the sign that says “SOTEROD”
  I think I put it up backwards


Day 4


Spaghetti, Spaghetti need it badly


Day 5


I found a monkey so I ate it


Day 6


I found some mushrooms, dunno if I should eat them.


Day 7


Decided to eat the mushrooms


Day 8


I don’t feel so good


Day 9


I don’t feel that good, I threw up earlier


Day 10


Goodbyyyeee




  DK's Survival Journal


Day 1


Hdfhjfsxgsdjgolpejge


Swem out see for bannnana




  Wario's Survival Journal


Day 1


Im a already hungry, I think I gained a couple pounds


Day 2


I saw a monkey carcass wash up on shore, it had a tie. I ate the monkey carcass
  with the tie a


Day 3


Monkey carcass made a me feela sick


Day 4


Monkey carcass made a hav a gas, no a wait that’s just a me


Day 5


Found a DORETOS bag hung up on a stick in front of a cave a. I threw up and
  it looked like a mushrooms


Day 6


I found out who the monkey was, I wish I would of saved some for later


Day 7


I threw up all a over. I ate it back up


Day 8


I ate a smashed up turtle. I fell on a it


Day 9


I checked a back for the mushrooms they were a gone


Day 10


I think a Mario ate my mushrooms


Day 11


(blank)




  Luigi’s Survival Journal




  Day 1


I’m a gonna build a me a shelter. I built a shelter


Day 2


I made some turtle stew and finished the shelter


Day 3


I made a fire to keep me warm


Day 4


Wario came over here and terrorized me


Day 5


I went out to go fishing, I caught a blooper. I cooked and ate it


Day 6


I hope Mario’s alright


Day 7


Wario is an idiot he came over and mugged me


darn I tried erasing what I wrote but its still there


Day 8


I finished the book I brought


Day 9


I saw a cave with a chip a bag hung up on a stick. It must be where a DK is
  hiding


Day 10


I found a tribe of Yoshis, I tamed one and started to ride it


Day 11


(Blank)




  Now to our winners




  Mario fainted and is in the Hospital


Luigi did extremely well except he smuggled in a book, he’s disqualified


DK I guess kinda was out of it


Wario did well, but mugging and causing other people sickness and terrorizing
  other people is illegal sorry Wario your disqualified


1st Place goes to


Drumroll Please!
























































  DK!!!!!




  He’s not here right now, he kinda disappeared so we’re doing an
  interview with Mario


Interviewer: So how was it like all by yourself?

  Mario: I liked it alone. What happened to the others

  I: You can buy the book when it’s published

  M: …

  I: Would you do this again if you could

  M: Yes I would, next time I won’t eat a strange mushrooms

  I: What are you going to do with the money you won?

  M: I’m a gonna buy a huge a pizza!

  I: So whats this new R rated game called

  M: Super Mario 128, the films in progress we have someone posting it up on the
  foums

  I: Well that raps this up I guess, have a nice day

  M: Have a nice Pizza err… Day, have a nice day!








Edited by - kurtvegita on 7/27/2005 3:25:49 AM


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Fan Creations / Super Mario 128
« on: July 26, 2005, 11:51:22 AM »
Super Mario 128




(And yes I’m expanding on the Super Mario 128 fake game idea)




Intro (read important)




   Once upon a time there was a country called Utopia, this was destroyed by Bowser’s army during the Utopian wars. Legend has it that they possessed a weapon of great strength which only someone with the correct code can use. The man who knew this code died in an attack. If the user put in the wrong code the weapon would blow up. The weapon was known as the great force put came to be called the tri force, as it was known as back then back then. Today it is known as the Great Force. The Utopian elders decided they could not let Bowser gain control of this. They took the great force out into an unknown space and buried it in an alternate plane. They left a trail of maps behind them which tells where the great force is. They each buried one map somewhere each containing a part of the riddle. When Bowser found out they hid the great force, he tortured them one by one, none of them told where one map was. This was kept secret until now…
   One hundred years later a war with the Koopian Empire started. The Mushroom Kingdom and the Bean Bean Kingdom decided to combine forces to take out Bowser and his minions…
“Today on the Battlefield is a day of Valor” said Toadsworth “We shall triumph! We shall be victorious! We shall conquer! March into position, all of you. Prepare yourselves!”
Hundreds of thousands of Mushroom Kingdom warriors surrounded the Southern Entrance to Bowser’s Keep. Thousands of Bean Bean soldiers surrounded the Norther Entrance.
“Shields up!” Yelled Toadsworth, just there after the sky was blooted out by black objects
“Arrows!!!” A soldiers shouted
Hundreds of Casualties filled the Battlefield
“CHARGE!!! Archers Fire at will! Siege Weaponry Fire, Commandoes get those ladders on the fortress.”
Off Mario and Luigi departed with a ladder, dodging arrows left and right
“Cannon Ball!” shouted Mario. Just then Mario and Luigi jumped dodging it, but the cannonball took out some soldiers.
“We’re at the base!” Mario shouted, the Mushroom Knights ran up next to them eagerly waiting for the ladder to raise.
“It’s locked into place now, now all of you up!” Luigi said from the top of the wall. Mario and Luigi jumped down, and ran in to conduct their sabotage mission…


Lvl 1-1, Day 1 Bowser’s Keep


Mario and Luigi came to the door. “It won’t open!” Shouted Mario “give me a hand here!” Luigi tugged and pulled. The bronze door very slowly crept open. Mario and Luigi ran in. The door slammed shut! A Boo came swooping down, screeching. Mario and Luigi ran as fast as they could. Mario donning his invisibility cap ran into the next room. Mario dispatched of the turtles and gave Luigi the all clear sign. “The first floor” Luigi said. They scurried up the stairs. There lied a lava pit. “how are we gonna get across Mario?” Luigi asked. Mario brought out they’re wing caps from the supply pack. “They flew across and dawned their invisibility caps. They’re out into the center area, they planted the bomb and lit the fuse. Mario and Luigi ran out of the room. The doors closed behind them, they were stuck in the Lava room. Bowser’s evil cackle echo throughout the castle. “this a thing is gonna blow!” Yelled Mario. The platform they were standing on started sliding back. “JUMP” Mario said. They got to the other side BOOM!!! A giant explosion rocked the other room, The rock was melted by the molten lava. The lava reached a water supply. It forced the lava to cool down. Mario jumped down. The Forts starts to collapse. Dust and grime starts to fall from the ceiling. Ooze starts to leak from the sky above. Just then Mario takes out a shovel and starts digging through the melted lava until he hits the bed of rock. “What a ever cooled the Lava down might a be our only hope!” Mario said. Luigi replied “I’ll a help too. I wish Wario was here” “why” Mario replied “Cause he could be our work horse!” Mario looked at Luigi weirdly. They were able to break through the bed of rock. A small opening emerged. “Let’s-a go” Mario said and off they went into the abyss…

TO BE CONTINUED

Edited by - kurtvegita on 7/26/2005 3:30:25 PM


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