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Fan Creations / Re: The Koopa Kronicles

« on: August 26, 2007, 03:20:42 PM »

BOOK 2: TOWERS OF SARASALAND (Countinued)

9:20 PM
The walking continued. The troop was having a hard time ignoring the mysterious tower. After they had gotten closer, the hugeness was sticking out. In fact, the top of the tower could not even be seen. The tower across, was at least 50 feet. After a while, the troop was past the tower- only for another one to appear up ahead. Instead of being shocked, Morton instead got angry, and walked faster, telling the squad to hurry up. "Should'nt we investigate these towers Captain Morton?" Asked Gerreg, a goomba that was second-in-command. Morton didn't reply back. The towers continued to appear out of nowhere, but they were not the same one- they seemed to have patterns, each one had a diffrent pattern of bodys. After another hour and a half, they were finally near Daisy's castle. It looked ominous- badly cared for and full of the feeling of darkness. "Well..." Morton did not know what to say. The castle could not be seen to have a door. "...Someone find a door!". The searching began. The castle was even bigger than Peach's castle so the searching took 50 minutes. Finally a Red Paratroopa reported back. "Sir! There's a door on the North side!" Morton moaned. 30 minutes of walking ensued.

10:42 PM
Peach was in the Keep again. She was expected not to escape again. The door had been locked this time. Peach was still awake though. She could'nt fall asleep. What would happen when she lost her star power? Would she die? Would she become a normal princess? Probably the latter. Bowser would probably kill her afterwards. In all her thinking, a small thought crept up. Mario had once told her about how one time after Bowser had captured her, he had entered Bowser's castle through the keep. Yes, she remembered the day that had happened. Mario was fighting Bowser, and he jumped on the kinklink to drop Bowser(Super Mario RPG)...Mario. Tears almost came into her eyes, but there was no time to cry. Maybe Luigi would rescue her. But why was it taking so long? The Keep! She could not forget. She wheeled(From now on, I will just say "going over to it".)over to the far corner of the back of the Keep. Something sticking out of the gold coins next to the wall caught her eye. It was a chamber door! But the gold covered it almost completely. She could dig it out...and in her current state, she couldn't even try. Maybe she could. She used the wheels to move the coins back, going back and forth to move the coins. The process would take hours, and Peach might not even have that kind of time.

11:00 PM
A plan to get revenge on Roy was in motion. Already,plans on paper littered the floor of the dungeon (Wendy had found a rock on the floor and threatend to hit the guard if he didn't get them  paper and 2 pencils, as the guard was actully sensitive to rocks) and a basic plan had already been formed: Having a set of rings strangle Roy, then freeze him. The details were still unknown: How to do it in day without anyone noticing, doing it quietly enough for night. Lemmy suddenly came onto a brilliant plan. It would truly be a revenge on Roy. A revenge in the air.

11:50 PM
There it was! The door! Over excited, Morton ran right into it making a few extra unruly minions laugh. Angry, Morton flung open the door, and coughed. The smell of blood came from inside the castle. The smell of blood. Mortons face turned white. Inside was a castle sized foyer. After a few inspections, the smell of blood came from 4 doors inside the castle. 2 on the ground, and 2 on the second floor. That would be all of them. Morton immediatly decieded that Princess Daisy would be in the center door on the second floor. Cautiously, the door was opened. Indeed, there was Princess Daisy, on the other side sitting on a throne. Her face could not be seen, she was looking down. On the floor, dried, old blood was everywhere. Morton shuddered when he stepped on some dried, papery blood making a crunching sound. "No minions, she must be a fool." Thought Morton. "TROOP! ATTACK!" Yelled Morton. There was nothing really to attack, only Princess Daisy. Suddenly, guards came flying out of the corners, strange, japenese looking humans who seemed to jump more then walk. The guards grabbed the entire troop. Weapons did not work on the things. "Guards... strap the large one on the wall." Wheezed Princess Daisy. "Does that mean me?" Thought Morton. Next thing he knew, he was strapped on a wall nearby Daisy with his minions, who had been strapped up afterwards. "Hi, I'm Daisy." Said Daisy. A note that Morton didn't want to notice was Daisy's eyelids twitching. "Hi. I'm Daisy." She said again. Morton, expecting her to be extremely crazy made a desperate talk. "I'm only here to capture you." He said as sweetly as he could(and very nervously). "DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT CAPTURE." She screamed. "I KNOW ALL ABOUT CAPTURE. I KNOW ALL ABOUT ALIENS TOO. Aliens..." She continued dazedly. "Do you know all about aliens? I do. Ones with Purple bodys, and spaceships..." Daisy was obviously insane. "Hah. I rameembar. Hheee wass duhe tho noicest goi..." She was changing personalities. "BUT THEN HE PROMISED! HE SAID I WAS BIRTHDAY GIRL! HE SAID! HE SAID I GOT TO CHOOSE DINNER ON MY BIRTHDAY! "YES, HE DID, AND LOOK WHERE HE IS NOW!" She screamed, pointing at the rug. Morton knew where she was pointing, and he didn't want to re-observe the rug. He could hear some of his minions whimper of terror. Now Morton began to wonder what would happen to them. "And my mother... with orange hair... I gave her a special gift. She got to be strapped dead on the closest tower to my castle. THE ONE WHERE I PUT MY WORST ENEMYS!" She suddenly threw a knife, going right through the shell, hitting one of the Koopas excatly in the heart. "YOUR'E LUCKY!" She was screaming again. "YOU WON'T GET TORTURE,sssspppppeeeeecccciiiiaaaallll ttortureeeee like your friends." Drawled Daisy. "I wish King Dad was here!" Thought Morton.

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Game Help / Re: Wii internet connections...

« on: August 26, 2007, 11:25:53 AM »

ACCCK! Sorry, but it's not over yet. While doing the internet connection test, I ran into the part where you put in the SSID number.What is the "SSID number"? It is supposed to have something to do with the computer, and that's all I know.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Koopa Kronicles

« on: August 25, 2007, 03:06:05 PM »

BOOK 2: TOWERS OF SARASALAND

1:27 PM
"How do you like it?" Asked Bowser. Peach's wheelchair had already been crafted by fast working Shy Guys. Peach didn't reply. "Hmmf. You can use the M.T.S.(Mario tactics squad) field to get used to your chair." Peach continued to glare at Bowser. Her sadness had long ago turned to anger, and the last 16 hours she had spent trying to figure a plan to escape from the castle had gotten almost nowhere. But where was Luigi? Was he killed too? Had she not been told? If she could just find Luigi... She might as well get used to the chair. By the time she was done thinking, Bowser had already left. She wheeled around the field a few times. Good thing it was technically better then old wheelchairs-just squueze the handle to go, and let go to stop, she would not be able to use her arms to use it. Another handle was used to direct the chair. By the time she was used to it, she thought of escaping the castle then- until she noticed Patrol Troopas walking around the field. She went over to a Patrol Koopa. "I'm ready to leave." She said. "Not until King Bowser returns." Said the Koopa back, robotically. With a sigh, Peach continued to practice her chair.

1:40 PM
The TSM was nearly ready. The explanations of the misson had been gone over several times, and the Sand Squad was prepared.  The team could have already left, but Bowser ordered that the Squad leave at 2:00 PM. 10 minutes passed. 5 minutes until they left. Bowser appeareard, to give instructions again."Remember minions,the main plan:1. Invade Sarasaland
                                                   2. Invade Daisy's castle
                                                   3. Capture Daisy, and
                                                      hold her hostage for
                                                      10000000000 coins.
                                                   4. Kill her anyway.
                                                   5. Enslave the citizens.
             
              "Got it?" "YES SIR". The squad was now ready to leave. Morton was the captain, and he took sand minions too-all for the fact it was Sarasaland. Before long, the airships departed, filled with enslavers.

3:00 PM
Lemmy and Wendy sat in the dungeon, angry and tired. The guard had poked them with a spear every time they tried to fall asleep. Every once in a while, Roy would come and throw a few rocks at them. When Roy was not around though, they plotted, some plan to attack Roy, get revenge. "How long is Bowser keeping us in here?" Whined Wendy. "It's already been..." Using his caculated mind Lemmy figured a extremely close estimate. "About... 19 hours?" "Has he forgotten about us?" Asked Wendy, who was starting to get hungry. "Probably, so excited that Mario kicked the bucket." He said angrily. Then he thought of something he had not thought of before. What if they gave Mario a 1-up Mushroom? Set Mario on Roy as payment for ressurcting him. No. Mario's body was gone. It probably already disenigrated. There would be no mouth anymore. The thought gave him creeped out. "OW!" The guard thought he was asleep.

6:00 PM
It was dinner for all the Alpha team. Food, harvested by the Toad's were brought to them. The Toad's would have to wait another 4 hours for scraps. They ate in front of the Toad's on purpose. The Toads all stared at them anxiously. Treble, being a traitor, but still a Toad got his scraps now. That was the only diffrence from the others. One of the Lakitu's threw a bone in the air. The Toad's punched each other for the meatless bone. One of them grabbed it, and the others pounced on him. Screams erupted from the pile. A few of the Koopas laughed. A much more insane Toad, Trad laughed too. Ludwig looked upon the Toads disturbed. They were already crazy, wild. What if they became dangerously wild? That was something Ludwig didn't want to think about-but he was worried he would have to worry soon.

9:00 PM
The Airships landed. Sarasaland was much farther away from the Koopa Kingdom then the Mushroom Kingdom. They landed on the desert. The Koopas got out. They would not have to worry about fights until they made it to Princess Daisy's castle. Being less stratagetic then Ludwig, Morton simply made up a giant team that would all fight. Far away, Princess Daisy's castle could be seen. In 2 hours they would reach the large castle. "Come on! Walk!" Another sign of weaker leadership, the group did not march. They just walked. Suddenly, the group ran into a koopa- that was not a koopa. There was something diffrent about it... a Magikoopa immediatly killed it. A little ball was left behind. A Buzzy Bettle crawled over to investigate the strange ball. The ball exploded, killing the Buzzy Beetle, even with his hard shell. A Magikoopa gasped. "Come on! King Dad made it clear WE DONT STOP!" Yelled Morton. The army walked over the remains of the buzzy beetle. A Magikoopa stopped. So did a goomba. Then Morton himself. They were all looking up at tower that had not been seen before from when they came out of the airship. The tower was tied with/covered with bodies, things that had died years ago, so you could not tell what they used to be. But some looked like the bodies of Koopas. "Maybe Ludwig shoulda had this misson."

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Fan Creations / Re: The Koopa Kronicles

« on: August 25, 2007, 11:58:50 AM »

BOOK 1: THE END OF MARIO(Countiued)

9:37 PM
"Ughhh..." The first thing Peach saw was Bowser's face- Bowser's hideous face. Peach groaned. "Good work doctor. You may be getting a promotion." A Shy Guy doctor to the side showed no emotion, but was actully brimming with anticipation. "What..." Asked Peach wearily. "When you fell down those stairs princess, I managed to get you here just in time. Unfourtunately for you, it looks like you will get to enjoy the rest of your life in a wheelchair." Peach looked mortified. Now it would be nearly impossible to escape-no, it wasimpossible. "Now, thanks to your little accident, it will be even easier to extract your STAR D.N.A.." Peach's face turned chalk white. Peach turned to a clock nearby. 9:46 PM? It didn't really matter. The last time she had known the time was when she was in her own castle, a few weeks ago. "Goodbye Princess, see you tomorrow." Bowser left the room.

10:04 PM
Roy was such a jerk! But now, in 4 short hours, his(Lemmy's)new, amazing invention was complete. If Roy was in sight, hearing, or even smell range, the new updated version of the Ice Beamer would immediatly send a Ice Blast at Roy(extra cold too!). Maybe he would even throw Roy in the freezer and keep him frozen for a while. He just needed to finish the invention. Meanwhile, Wendy planned her revenge on Roy too. Perhaps strangle him with a few Candy Rings? It would only take her 4 short hours! (Short Candy rings are hard to make. What? Well you've never tried to make candy!)

12:00 MIDNIGHT
The Toads were all huddled in what used to be Princess Peach's Castle. The Castle was used as a dungeon for the Toads, and the MK Koopas, and ShyGuys etc. It was bustling. If the castle got too full, a couple citizens would be thrown into a painting, and then would be retrieved later. Some Toads died while inside the paintings. Others did suicide. The Alpha Team guarded all the entrances and exits inside the castle. This included windows. Ludwig slept in the airship with the higher ranking guards. Otherwise, the airship was completely off-limits to other members of the Alpha team. Treble was right next to the door leading outside from the castle, near the Koopatrol guards. Ludwig could not sleep. This was too exciting! Ludwig had never really thought about how easy it would be to take over the Mushroom Kingdom without Mario. This realization made Ludwig hate Mario even more, even if Mario was dead. Ludwig started to figure his plans. The Toads would slave over food. His father would be coming to check on things in 2 days and 12 hours. He would have to make everything as neat as he could. Yes, more discipline for the Toads.

2:05 AM
Exactly 1 minute ago, as Lemmy had predicted, he finished his new Ice Beamer. Now it was time to get sweet revenge on Roy. The plan was simple- he would make a strange noise right outside Roy's room. When Roy came out to ivestigate, the ice would be instantly launched. He was already there. There were shadows on both sides of Roy's door. Now it was time to make noise. Lemmy fired on ice blast at the floor. It made a "Chlliirnk" noise. But then another noise came into the air: "Clinkeyrink". Something else was making a noise on the other shadows. Both of the noises were louder then the makers expected, and it woke Bowser up. "What is going on-" Roys room was exactly across the hall from the door leading to the K hallway. (Roy is in the OA hallway)Bowser, expecting Roy to be the maker of the noise was heading straight towards Roy's room. Roy came out just as Bowser was next to the door. Suddenly, a extra cold ice blast and a extra tight ring came flying out of both sides of the darkness. Bowser, being in the way of Roy, got frozen. The ring stretched around his neck, which broke the ice, but was still strangling Bowser. Bowser ripped off the ring. The two koopalings looked out of the shadows, but they could not hide. "LEMMY! WENDY! TO THE DUNGEON!" Roared Bowser. Lemmy and Wendy both left the OA hallway, entering the K hallway. Bowser glanced at Roy. "What is going on with those two?" Asked Bowser, extremely annoyed. "Dunno, but I think you should keep them in the dungeon all the time." Replied Roy with a smirk. "Huh. Goodnight Roy." Muttered Bowser. Roy's plan was already working.

                           END OF BOOK 1

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Mario Chat / Re: Who do you think will be the final boss of Super Mario Galaxy?

« on: August 25, 2007, 10:28:43 AM »

INFORMATION LEAKED

You beat the boss by getting it addicted to Cat nip.

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Fan Creations / Re: The Koopa Kronicles

« on: August 24, 2007, 11:19:01 PM »

Yeah, I might have the AM/PM thing mixed up, but I consider the start of PM at 1:00 during the day. I might be wrong, but that's how it is going to have to work. Once again, there is some violent parts, but in all, it is a great story.

BOOK 1: THE END OF MARIO(continued)

       12:10 AM
       Using the provided airships, Ludwig's army had already entered the Mushroom Kingdom. It was a simple, but diobolical plan. The army would invade the into the Castle, split into 2 teams. 1 to attack the Toads and hold them prisoners, the other to find Toadsworth and Luigi- both were reported to be in the castle. They would then force Luigi to announce total take-over by the Koopa's. The Toad's would endure slavery, while Luigi and Toadsworth were executed in front of the slaves. The airship landed right outside the castle. Already, Toads came running out of the castle to investigate the landing. The newly announced Captain of the Toads (or the leader of the F.T.S.(Short for Fighting Toad Squad))Toadole was in the front of the F.T.S.. "Who goes there?" Shouted Toadole, surely ready for a fight. The door of the ship slowly opened and a ramp came out, and touched the ground. The Toad's waited, but nothing happened. Faster then a Banzai Bill, Krooth, fastest Koopa alive sprang out and slung down his sword on top of Toadole's head. The slaughter-takeover had begun. The rest of the Alpha squad came out of the airship, fighting the Toads until they swore alliegance. The other half of the Alpha squad went straight to the castle, ready to find thier two victims. One of the more terrified Toads, a Toad named Treble spoke out. "I-I swear a-alliegance!" The other Toads gasped, and Treble ran to the ranks of the Alpha squad, falling to his knees. "I beg you to let me join your Koopa Kingdom. Please!" The Koopas smiled. An easy win. Meanwhile, the other half of the Alpha team came into the castle. A single guard was thier, shaking, terrified. "Hold him until the other half gets here!" Ordered Ludwig, pointing to 2 Magikoopas. The Magikoopas nodded, and held the poor guard with magic. The rest of the team went up the stairs, and through the door.

Luigi was shaking. His brother had dissapeard, rumored to be dead, and he had this strange feeling that the castle was being attacked. He and Toadsworth were at the highest Tower in the castle, gazing at one of the Princess Peach glass cuts. They were beautiful. But Princess Peach had dissapeard. Suddenly, a thump could be heard. It sounded like a plane or something had landed outside. "Wh-wh-what was that?" Said Luigi, shaking like a leaf. Toadsworth was not even listening. He was too busy worrying. Why was the Princess still gone? Why was Mario gone? The sound of the front entrance opening could be heard from the tower. Luigi looked down the long stairs. At the bottom was a door. Luigi stared at the door. The door stared back at him. The door filled Luigi with a strange terror he could not explain himself. The door... the door...the door...burst open! The Alpha Team came exploding through the door, headed straight for Luigi and Toadsworth. Luigi screamed, and jumped through one of the glass-stained windows of Princess Peach, the glass shattering and cutting Toadsworth, who was helpless, and defenseless. The Alpha team grabbed Toadsworth. But for Luigi, it was too late. Luigi had already escaped onto the roof...

12:30 AM
Beeeep....Beeeeeep....Beee-'push'. "Father, this is a status report from Ludwig." "I told you to use the code names!" "Sorry father..." "Anyway, give me the report." "Yes father, we have taken over Princess Peach's Castle, and we have captured Toadsworth. "What about Luigi...?" "Luigi...escaped." "WHAT?" "When our team got there he had already jumped through the stained windows at the top of the tower. He had abandoned Toadsworth." "Just like him, eh G?" "Yes Father." "Thank you for the status report. Continue on the plan." "Yes father. OUT" "OUT" This was wonderful news. Already, the Mushroom Kingdom had virtually been taken over already. But he did not like the fact Luigi was running around with out accounnt for. ARRG! He had forgoten to tell Ludwig to send a party after Luigi. Bowser pressed the connection button, but Ludwig was not there, he must have been working on some kind of project. Arrg... Oh well, everything was still going well. He got off the chair. It was time to tell Morton of his plan, his very important plan. Bowser walked out of the room, and walked in the hallway, pass the dungeon. He figured he would let Lemmy out at 9:30 PM. He walked to Mortons room. He could hear Morton talking with Iggy, but it was too quiet to hear. Bowser walked in. "Morton!" Morton stopped talking with Iggy immediatly. Bowser looked supsisley at Morton. "Uh, yes father?" He asked cautiosly. Bowser frowned. "Morton, I have to talk to you alone." Morton glanced at Iggy nervously. Something was definately up. But Bowser didn't have time to find out secrets. He had to tell Morton of his secret plan. "Follow me." Bowser walked with Morton into a secret room behind a wall. Bowser knocked on the wall, and the wall opened up. "Wow!" Gasped Morton.

12:09 AM (Yes, earlier)
Peach ran out of the door. She quickly turned to see if they're were any Troopa guards or worse... Koopalings. Nope. Peach quickly got into the shadows. She knew Mario was dead, so she was going to try to slay Bowser herself. It would be difficult, but she knew she could- she came close on Vibe island (Super Princess Peach). Constantly looking in the shadows, she came to THE hallway.    Basic Map of the K Hallway: 

                        Stairs-Down
                         __|  |__
                  Balcony__    __ Bowser's room
                           |  |__
                           |  __  Lounge
                          _|  |__
               Dungeons   __  __ Kammy's room
                           |  |
                           |  |
                      _____   __
           Weaponry   _____   ___Ludwig's room
                           |  |
                           |  |
                           |  |____________
                           |   SHADOWS     |___
                           |___________
                                       |    ____THE KEEP
                                  To Koopaling hallway

Her plan was to sneak into the weponry room, and get a nice big... something. The plan was not really thought over. She would then sneak over to Bowser's room and attack him. If she ran into any body, she would have to attack them. Thoughts of it going wrong, such as running into Ludwig, or Lemmy. She had seen his Ice Beamer. She shuddered. Where did he keep it? She was already in the shadows, now it was time to get into the weaponry. She looked around. No one. She quickly ran/rolled to the door. She grabbed the handel and twisted. It was locked! She quickly thought up a back-up plan. She would escape the castle, and find Luigi to help her. She would have to go down the stairs. She quickly ran for the stairs. She was running so fast, she couldn't stop when she reached the stairs. "AHHH!" Peach went tumbleing down the stairs.

1:20 PM
Bowser smiled. Even if Morton was a talkative moron, he could still make his old man proud. Morton had immediatly agreed to the plan, and preparations were already on the way. He walked into the K hallway. He was going to the field to prepare the sand minions for the TSM(Top Secret Misson). As he got to the bottom of the stairs, a ghastly sight met his eyes. Peachs crumpled body was at the bottom of the stairs.

4:37 PM
Everything was ready. It had only taken 4 hours and 7 minutes to capture and inform virtually the main body of the Mushroom Kingdom. Some had escaped, to Sub-con, and other remote places, but the main goal had been acheived. Already, a large crowd of 2983 (It had been counted)citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom was gathered around a podium. On the podium was Toadsworth, Ludwig, and Krooth. "Welcome, pitiful ex-members of the Mushroom Kingdom!" Announced Ludwig. Somewhere in the crowd, a Toad-lady burst into tears. "You are gathered here to see your pitiful Second-in-command Toadsworth slaughtered by Krooth, in honor of the fast take over, it will be a fast killer!" Krooth made a hideous laugh. "We are now ready to begin!" Said Ludwig. "Krooth,slice him in half when I get to 3. 1,("Please, Luigi save the world, even if I am to die")2,(Luigi, I trust you...please!")3!(Master Mario! Is that you?)

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Game Blog / Re: Weekend Movie: Ignorance is Bliss

« on: August 24, 2007, 09:02:58 PM »

You hate Paper Mario? O O Sorry, had to practice my emoticon skills. That song is crazy...
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Fan Creations / The Koopa Kronicles

« on: August 24, 2007, 08:57:32 PM »

BOOK 1: The end of Mario

                Bowser had been waiting a long time for Mario to show up. The bordem ended with Mario's fateful appearance. "Hello Mario." Said Bowser. Behind Bowser, Peach's cries for help could be heard from behind a door. "Bowser, why do you always do this? You know you will never win." Bowser smiled. Maybe not... but I can try. Bowser lept into the air, nearly landing on Mario. Mario dodged the skillful jump, but by inches. Bowser turned around, and sent a huge fireblast at Mario. Mario jumped above it falling towards Bowser. Behind Bowser, the axe that would give Mario victory was waiting. Mario landed next to Bowser, and did a risky jump over Bowser. Too risky. Bowser grabbed Mario out of the air. Holding him tight, Bowser had a special death for Mario. Crouching to the ground, Bowser slowly carried Mario to the flaming hot lava-head first. "NO BOWSER! PLEASE!" Bowser ignored the crys of Mario. Total, sweet victory was finally at hand. "NO PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU-" Bowser dunked Mario head first into the lava. Horrible screams echoed throughout the chamber. Bowser let go of Mario's body. It slid into the lava, never to be seen again. Bowser stared at where he had slid Mario for a long time. Victory. Victory. Victory was real. Bowser had always thought it was fake. A fairy tale due to crushing defeat after defeat. "YES!" He roared. "FINALLY!" Bowser ran out of the chamber, smiling for once in 14 years.

"ATENTION! ATENTION SERVANTS." The crowd turned silent. Bowser had called a meeting for the entire Koopa Kingdom. Behind him, his 7 childeren sat in stuffy suits, not sure what they were supposed to be happy about as Bowser had not told them yet. "I have a announcement that will ease your sorrows. The sorrows of dead relitives, dead friends, dead loves." With the last part, tears came into Bowser's eyes. "The one who caused your misery, your terror, your... torture." The crowd all stared at Bowser. "The one... Mario,(the crowd stared)... IS DEAD!" The crowd cheered, Koopa's screamed cries of happiness, songs were sung, cheers were brought, wine was brought out, and was celebrated on, it was truly the happiest moment in Koopa history. The crowd was so happy and loud that even Bowser could not stop thier screams of joy, so he decided to rest himself. Tomorrow, the Mushroom Kingdom would be attacked, and the world would come to fear, no, truly fear the Koopas.

8:30 AM
The next day, the crowd was still as happy as ever, so Bowser had to roar as loud as he could to shut the crowd up. The crowd silented and looked at Bowser. "Soldiers! With Mario gone, troop formation is nigh! At noon, we send a party of 40 to attack the Mushroom Kingdom. On call, backup airships are ready." Then Bowser turned to Kammy Koopa, his current highest assistant. "Kammy, choose the best of the troops to attack. Tell them all the details they will need to know." "Yes sir!" Said Kammy and she flew down to the croud. "Good." Said Bowser, and he walked back into the castle.


11:30 AM
"Give it back!" "Hah hah, I'm gunna break your little toy!" "It is not a toy! It is my Ice Beamer! Give it back!" Roy stopped. "Okay." Roy smashed the Ice Beamer under his foot, sending a final ray of ice at Wendy, who just happened to be walking by. "AHHHH!" She screamed, now a frozen block of ice. Lemmy glared at his cruel brother, as he picked up the smashed Ice Beamer, good as broken. Bowser strided into the hallway. "Are you enjoying your Mario-less schedule now Koopalings?" Asked Bowser. He had not noticed frozen Wendy yet. "No." Whined Lemmy. "Roy has more time to beat me up!" "Toughen up." Replied Bowser, walking right into frozen Wendy. "What-" "I can explain dad!" Said Lemmy, Roy-" "tried to stop you from freezing Wendy, but I was too late." Finished Roy. "WHAT!" Roared Bowser. "Even if Mario is dead, I will not be putting up with your shenanigans!" "But dad-" "TO THE DUNGEON LEMMY!" Roared Bowser. Bowser turned to Roy. "Break the ice, I am busy." With that, Bowser walked away, and Lemmy walked into the dungeon. Roy s******ed. He blew fire onto the ice and it melt instantly. "Oh, thank you R-" Roy blew fire on Wendy.

11:45 AM
"Hello Peach." Bowser was in the Keep, where he was keeping Princess Peach. "Bowser, you snot sucking-" "Now, now, Peach." Said Bowser, smiling at her. "Do you know why I kidnap you?" Asked Bowser gently. Peach was not going to take gentleness from a monster. "No, I don't want to know your perverted ways Bo-" "It is not "Perverted" I assure you. Peach, you were a Star Child, a being who posseses great energy, whether the being uses it or not. And you know what else Peach? You, STILL ARE A STAR CHILD, ADULT OR NOT!" Peach stared horrified at Bowser. "But-" "And beacause you don't use your power often, you are the easiest to obtain." Peach's face went white. "Now I must be going Peach, but I will be back, I promise." And Bowser walked out.

11:55 AM
Kammy Koopa was finishing up the details with the elite squad, nearly ready to start the misson. "One last important detail." Kammy said. "Ludwig Koopa is coming with you as your captain." The crowd groaned. Being the oldest Koopaling, Ludwig was the most boring, and stern. He would often start roaring at the patrol he was leading for "being so dumb". "Any questions?" Asked Kammy, not really wanting to answer any questions. She waited for 10 seconds. "None? Okay, go outside to the battlefield, Ludwig is waiting. He will give you further instructions." The crowd nodded and went outside. Kammy smiled. This was really not a dream! Now it was time to report back to Bowser. She flew off. She went past Mortons room where she could hear him talking to Iggy about something. She went past the Keep where a strange noise could be heard if one stuck thier ear against the door(one that would sound like a coin being rubbed), and she got into Bowser's room. "Sir, the Alpha Troop are on thier way!" She reported, then she sat down. "Excellent." Said Bowser, who then commenced to relax, not be agitated by Mario's lurking presecene.

12:04 AM
Peach was free! Picking up one of the coins that was on the floor of the keep, Peach had rubbed the coin against the rope (it had sharp edges) until the rope had snapped. Jumping out of the chair, she looked around. The only way out was the door to the hallway in Bowser's castle. Otherwise, the keep was barren. Good! The door was unlocked. Bowser had not figured she would be able to get out of the chair. What a moron! She bounded to the door. Once she opened the door, she would have to run. This would be desperate. "On the count of three!" She thought. "1,2,3!"

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General Chat / POST HERE PWEASE!

« on: August 24, 2007, 05:27:43 PM »

Just post! Everytime you pass by, post! Thats all there is to it, but if you enter, you HAVE TO POST. kay...

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Mario Chat / Re: If there was 8, who would be the 8th star child? (Small YIDS spoilers)

« on: August 23, 2007, 07:46:07 PM »

Uh, that already is one.

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Fan Creations / Re: Crystals of the Universe

« on: August 23, 2007, 05:26:11 PM »

No introduction this time! I'm busy sword-fighting, which may also explain the shorter chapter.

CHAPTER 3: MARIO'S QUEST BEGINS

Oh, whatever. There was no time to think about anything else. Rescuing the Princess was more important then anything else. Mario started to run in the direction of the Sunrise- East. Running into the forest, the thing Mario decided not to try to remember any more sizzled in. The castle, already bulging, started to leak massive amounts of lava, soon to explode. "Sheesh, where does Bowser get all this lava?" Commented Mario, jumping over a strangely large root. Near the top of the castle, a bubbling part of the lava sent a lava/rock flying into the air, landing in the trees, setting a massive fire. "Could this get any worse?" Asked Mario. Yes, it could. The lava was now pouring from the castle, making a bowl of lava which soon began to overleak, and was going as fast as a river. Everytime Mario made a turn, the lava would turn too. Everytime Mario made a jump, the lava jumped too. It was like the lava was alive. In fact, it was. Thousands of small Blarggs were in the lava, directing towards Mario. Podoboos were there too, the ones who made the fire jump. Without much thinking, Mario decided he needed to find a lake. But the forest was not the kind that you would expect to find a lake in, dark and gloomy as it was. Mario stopped. Four paths were there. But he would have to hurry, the lava could be heard behind them.

MEANWHILE...

Bowser and Peach had already arrived at Bowsers mountian lair. The place was a mess. Tons of metal junk trashed the place, and the only clean thing was Bowser's throne. Peach had already been chained to the throne. Bowser sat down, smiling at his-for now- working plan. As he was still enjoying the happy moment, Mario came running into the cave.  "What the- ARGGGGGG! Those dang guards!" Bowser stood up, prepared to fight. "Ha ha! Works perfectly!" A Shy Guy in a lab suit stepped out from behind the Mario, looking confident. "What-Oh!" Bowser pretended to laugh. (But he was actully still surprised.)"I see your ah-" "Robot" Answered the Shy Guy, mouth twisted to a smirk. "Yeah, uh, your robot... IS FINISHED!" Finished Bowser excidtedly, although trying not to show it. "Yes, good work Assistant Lab Guy, faboulus work." "And if it fooled you-"it didn't fool me"-yes, well if it fools everyonebut youthen it should work for your secret plan." "Not secret to you anymore, I am up-ranking you to Prime Lab Guy. Tell the current Prime Lab Guy that he's downgraded to Assistant Lab Guy." Finished Bowser. "Yes sir, certainly sir!" The new Prime Lab Guy said, excited he was getting revenge on his cruel boss. "But sir- what is your plan?" " I 'll tell you tomorrow when you help me with it." And the excited Prime Lab Guy went running deeper into the cave.

MEANWHILE...

2 hours. 2 painful hours of breathing hard, and gasping. Before Mario had a chance to explore any of the paths, the lava had come flowing from the paths, Blarggs and all- apparantly, the paths were all traps. So Mario had to run straight into the woods, getting scraped by twigs, and getting chased by death. Eventually, the lava had stopped following him, but there was a new problem. He had lost the trail, and it would be more twig scrapings and blood tomorrow, following the sunrise. But he would take a break tonight. Mario laid down, and fell asleep.

It was morning. Before Mario could open his eyes, he could hear chanting.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Fan Creations / Re: Crystals of the Universe

« on: August 23, 2007, 04:21:46 PM »

In case it seems kind of odd, the reason there are what seem like choice times every once in a while, that's beacause this is my old CYOA, and it is still going on Gamefaqs.

CHAPTER 2: BOWSER'S ESCAPE

The pipe looked ominous, and Mario was not rescuing the princess by chance. He hurled/jumped onto the small floating rock, and he prepared to bound to the next one. The rock started to shake, in fact, it was a donut lift! He quickly jumped to the next one. Bowser had already reached the other side, and now he threw a chunk of lava-cored rock at Mario. He dodged it, doing a double jump, and he landed on the next rock. Bowser ran out of the chamber, with Princess Peach still at his side. Mario jumped to the final rock, and then realiazed the problem. The gap between the rock and the ledge was too far. This would be extremely risky. Meanwhile, the donut lift started to fall. Mario backed up- and jumped twice- and now he was falling towards the lava. The lava made a explode rift, and at the last moment the rock that he had been standing on started to float to where he was landing. He landed, and did his third jump, and landed on the ledge. Now it was time to run. Shoving open the door, he burst into the cold night air. Now he was outside. Beads of sweat running down his face, Mario ran faster and stopped. Bowser was far in the air, in his clown copter, with Peach. It was too late. "No" Gasped Mario, bending to his knees, ridiculosly tired. "Mario!" Screamed Peach. "Too late Mario!"  Bowser roared, stating the obvious, once again. "No..." "And now,(announced Bowser)I am going to a secret location in the Koopa Mountians you know nothing about!" "The Koopa Mountians?" Muttered Mario questionaly. "DANG!" Roared Bowser, and he coptered off towards the sunrise, gone from view. Mario sat down quietly. This was terrible. The "Koopa Mountians"? He had never heard of such a place. More sudden then being kicked in the face, Mario heard a familar sound. The sound of bubbling lava. "Uh-oh" Said Mario turning around. The lava was crawling out of the doorway now, towards him. Mario, too worried to even think, started calling for help. "HELP" Yelled Mario, standing near the castle edge. "HELP" The heat was starting to make him cringe. But he was doomed. He turned around. Soon, the lava would melt his legs, then he would fall into the lava. It would be a gruesome end. "I heard ya calling." Mario turned around. It was a lakitu. "Don't just stand there." Said the lakitu, staring at him. Mario reached out to the lakitu. "Come on!" Growled Mario. "I can't get any closer, the lava will fry me. Lean out farther." Mario swore, and reached out even farther. Too far. "Wahhhhhoaaaaa!" Mario had fallen, actully, he was still falling. The lakitu laughed and pointed at him as he fell. It had been a trick. Mario looked down. Far below, a dark forest loomed. Fortunately, a pond was nearby. Mario aimed for the lake. He missed. Mario ground-pounded right at the last moment, and landed with only a few bruises. Surprised and amazed he made it, Mario fainted.

It was morning when Mario woke up. He looked around to get a good idea of where he was. A forest was nearby, and the pond was next to it. Behind him was Bowser's Castle. Mario had this strange feeling there was something important he was forgetting. Mario shrugged. Was it rescue the princess? No, he already remembered that. But he knew it was important...

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Fan Creations / Crystals of the Universe

« on: August 23, 2007, 12:07:39 PM »

This story is made by me Nintendoobsessed (AKA Magikoopa189). In case you run into this story anywhere else on the web, I am also known as Magikoopa189. Thank you, and enjoy the story.


3 years after Super Mario 64...


CHAPTER 1: ESCAPE FROM BOWSERS CASTLE

Mario ran. Mario ran fast. It had been yet another succesful raid on Bowser's Castle. He had rescued the Princess again, but now lava  fastly chased his heels, as he escaped from the castle. Carrying the princess, Mario could hear Bowser's roars somewhere behind them, chasing them with the lava. Mario suddenly came to a stop. There were two ways. He saw that at the top of a ladder, there was light-a quick escape route. But it would take precious time, as he was carrying the princess. There was also a turn Mario could quickly take, but Mario did not know where the passage would take him. The princess was heavier then she looked, and climbing the ladder would be too dangerous. Mario quickly turned, just as the lava reached the area where his feet had been. As Mario navigated the dark and wet passage, Peach kept telling him to run faster. Already, the lava had flowed to the back of the tunnel, and the underground hallway began to light up. Peach cried out a little when Mario nearly slipped on the wet ground, but he quickly recovered and turned a corner. A large goomba was around the corner though, and Mario was not prepared. Mario ran into the goomba and tripped, knocking Mario to the ground. The Princess went flying through the air (She is light in the air, and heavy to carry). But she did not land on the ground, she landed in some very large hands. It was Bowser. " Running a little too fast, eh Mario?" He smirked, clutching the Princess. The lava could be heard, surging somewhere behind Mario. "Unhand her Bowser!" Gasped Mario. The fall had knocked the wind out of him. With one arm, Bowser held the Princess, the other he strecthed out evilly as if challenging Mario to a fight. "Come and get her then." He challenged, and then he bounded on to rocks that were floating over a pit slowly filling with lava from a pipe hanging over the pit. Suddenly, Mario felt extreme heat from behind. The lava was 10 feet behind him, it had already consumed the unfourtunate goomba, and was now aiming to take out Mario. Mario looked ahead. There was a pipe in the ground Mario had not noticed before. On the other side of the pit was a pipe which Bowser was getting nearer, and nearer to. It could be a shortcut, or the pipe could lead somewhere else. He could also try to cross the lava pit, as there was chunks of rock hanging in the air over the pit(?), but they were widely spaced, and would be difficult, and dangerous to cross.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario's Quest (CYOA)

« on: August 23, 2007, 08:58:29 AM »

D.    If () is shown, that is being thought.

The hole was too deep too jump out of, and Luigi was a fast runner. "I'll be right back bro!" Called Luigi, and then he ran off. Luigi spotted a Toad up ahead collecting fire wood. "Excuse me, but do you know where I could find someone? I need help!" Said Luigi. "Uh, up ahead, a few miles." (That guy does need help, he's wearing pajamas, and I'm right here!) The Toad responded. "Thanks!" Luigi said fast, running the direction the Toad had pointed. Running faster then he could hold account for, Luigi tripped right onto his own face. "Hah, hah!" Luigi looked up. A rude bandit had stuck out his foot, and now had Luigi's cap in his hands, and was running away. "Crud" Muttered Luigi.

A: Chase after the bandit for Luigi's hat
B: Continue to try to find the town
C: Start crying
D: Try to find Yoshi to help
E: Go to Mario's perspective!

This is getting complicated...

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General Chat / What state do you live in?

« on: August 22, 2007, 07:07:26 PM »

I live in Michighan.