Author Topic: Police arrest God for selling cocaine outside church (Read 7020 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **on:** June 23, 2008, 07:03:51 PM »

Glorb · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2008, 10:57:36 PM »

I'm naming my son God Lucky Howard.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2008, 11:00:15 PM »

If God is selling cocaine, then it's probably pretty good cocaine.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #3 on:** June 24, 2008, 09:49:42 AM »

I've lost my faith in God...

Kojinka · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2008, 09:52:47 AM »

o lawd

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2008, 12:26:27 PM »

I've lost my faith in God...

Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniacs stay awake all night wondering if there's a doG.

Glorb · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2008, 02:56:15 PM »

^Post of the year.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:26:03 PM »

Well, it's not original, but that one still always gets me...

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2008, 04:20:29 PM »

If I hadn't heard that elsewhere before, I'd say it's the runner-up post of the year.

MushroomJunkie · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:35:35 PM »

Did somebody say cocaine?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #10 on:** August 15, 2008, 04:43:24 PM »

If you bumped a thread just because somebody mentioned cocaine on it...

Glorb · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2008, 07:21:24 PM »

Mmm. I luvs me sum cocane.