Why are soldiers serving in Afghanistan wasting time looking in caves for Bin Laden, when his TRUE wherabounts is staring the world - or at least we Mario fans - right in the face?
The solution is simple. When old Osama got the news that America was after him, he immediately jumped down a Warp Pipe, leading to the residence of his old ally, Bowser! Even now the Koopa King may be helping Bin Laden plot terrorist activities in return for help in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! George Bush, Peach, Mario... please stop him!!!