Author Topic: The true whereabouts of Bin Laden lies within (Read 4401 times)

The MarioMaster · « **on:** June 21, 2002, 06:29:56 AM »

Why are soldiers serving in Afghanistan wasting time looking in caves for Bin Laden, when his TRUE wherabounts is staring the world - or at least we Mario fans - right in the face?
The solution is simple. When old Osama got the news that America was after him, he immediately jumped down a Warp Pipe, leading to the residence of his old ally, Bowser! Even now the Koopa King may be helping Bin Laden plot terrorist activities in return for help in taking over the Mushroom Kingdom! George Bush, Peach, Mario... please stop him!!!

Toddathon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 21, 2002, 08:37:59 AM »

Good one!

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2002, 02:36:12 PM »

Ha ha ha! That's a pretty funny explanation The MarioMaster!

I bet Mario and Luigi are going to help George Bush and the American military fight those two monsters! Go Mario! Go America!

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"I am the mighty Shigeru Miyamoto! You will all bow down to me, for I am the God of videogames!"

Insane Steve · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2002, 05:30:51 PM »

ALL of you are wrong! He is working at the neighborhood 7-11! That is the only place he can be! HAHAHAHAH!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

The MarioMaster · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2002, 04:11:23 AM »

Thanks for your replies! Mario Maniac: I agree, if Mario was let loose he could get hold of Bin Laden with one hand tied behind his back. Mario rules! Death to terrorists

00boo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2002, 09:29:36 AM »

NO he hid himself in his own butt for the summer

00boo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2002, 09:30:26 AM »

NO he hid himself in his own butt for the summer

MadMario · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2002, 10:31:33 AM »

HEY! He was playing hero for 20 years! He needs a vacation!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

MadMario · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2002, 04:29:41 PM »

Maybe the Army is searching in caves because the warp pipe he jumped in is in a cave

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Shy Guy Jester · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2002, 03:49:46 PM »

Yep he hid in his butt and he his playing black jack with a goat, his liver, and a bottle of budwiser beer. and his covered his butt in sand and dust and goat crap so he looks like part of the ground

-The Jester Guy