This thread is simple. Think of some anagrams! I'm making a list, and I need some cool ones, or you can just do it for fun. For example, "William Gates", when anagrammed properly, can spell both Miles Wagtail and Alias "Elm Twig". In addition, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa become Nip His Gerbil and Pay Killer. Some more anagrams:
Anchorman / Moan ranch
Birds hate us / It's absurd, eh?
Bruce Almighty / My thug caliber
Clint Eastwood / Old west action
Everybody Loves Raymond / Loved by everyday morons
Homestar Runner / Humor earns rent
Jingle all the Way / Anal jelly weight
Metroid Prime: Hunters / Misinterpreted humor
Robert Louis Stevenson / Our best novelist, seƱor
School cafeteria / Hot cereal fiasco
Slot machines / Lost cash in 'em
United States of America / Dine out, taste a Mac, fries
Vin Diesel / I end lives
The Washington Post / Ah! Spotting hot news!
Winston Churchill / Cow hurls chin lint
And there are many many more.