Never-Ending Story - You decide what happens...as per usual

[PaperLuigi]

PaperLuigi said "Meh, I'm not really a Metroid fan," so he was sucked into some other fan land.

[Masher101]

This was the YOSHI fan land!

[PaperLuigi]

PaperLuigi came to the island of Yoshis. A sign in the distance read "Welcome to the island of Yoshis," with one word boarded up with wood and nail. He walked a few steps foward and found himself in a crowd.


PL was surrounded by millions of Yoshis.............Millions and millions of very hungry Yoshis............yup, millions upon millions of hungry Yoshis looking for food.............


A huge scream was heard as blood flew everywhere; arms and legs were tossed away from the crowd. PL had become yet another victim of the man-eating Yoshis.

[Boo Dudley]

Then everyone rejoiced with Worcestershire sauce and a copy of origin of species.

[Matty_G33]

Meanwhile, back in Metroid Fandom Land, I opened a Blue Hatch and saw Kraid...who apparently looked liked if he was really fat, including some moobs. "Disturbing..." I said. The fat creature could only say "I WANT PIE!", rather than slaughtering intruders. Ridley appeared and said "Hey you!" I could say "You're a it!", but I legged it...

[Masher101]

And died. Because your leg got yanked off, and you bled to death.

[Glorb]

The leg woke up in a pentagram in some dude's basement. "Yes!" said the guy, "My spell worked! I am teh mastar wizerd!!!1" But the leg roundhouse-kicked the guy and ran outside to begin a new identity as...

[Masher101]

Leg-Man! But he was sued by Bat-Man for no reason.

[SushieBoy]

Then Bat-Man was thrown off a cliff by Batman. He celebrated by....

[The Blue Toad]

eating several large containers of banana-flavored yo-gurt.

[Masher101]

But he then relised that it was Jell-O, so he puked, all over Glorb. who was... standing right next to him.

[Jman]

I dug out from a dirt grave.  As I choked on a piece of dirt, I yelled at the person who killed me off.

[Matty_G33]

Meanwhile, I suddenly went to heaven, and tried to find out who stole my pie, which was missing when Mario and Sonic were on their quest. I said to god "Have you got my pie?" "No, try asking Jesus!" So I came up to him and said "Do you have my pie?" "Yep" "Why, that's so cruel, stealing a pie!" "It's not the only one." "What?" "I stole Kraid's" "Why" "If you return his pie, I will you grant you invincibility!" "Okay, then. When do I respawn where I died?" "Now..."

And I was there...with Kraid's pie...

[Masher101]

In the middle of a room with a giant TV, every Wii game today, plus four Wii-motes with Nunchucks. Then four guys with cloaks walked in. They said...

[Glorb]

"We are teh Gild of teh Mastar Wizerds!! We have come for your collection of Wii stuff!" Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and Glorb and Batman came in, brandishing...