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Super-Jesse

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« on: August 17, 2007, 05:38:08 PM »


If you thought Mario and Luigi were the only ones that needed to save a princess from an evil kidnapper, think again. I am proud to introduce the Super Chick Sisters, who are on a quest to save Pamela Anderson from the evil Colonel Sanders! Website Kentucky Fried Cruelty's flash game Peta's Super Chick Sisters takes a few visual cues from New Super Mario Bros. and the super brothers even make a cameo, but I won't spoil the entire game from you!

Play through your browser, or download it at the link below!

Link: Peta's Super Chick Sisters
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2007, 05:48:23 PM »
O_o


Very odd game indeed. The red chick looks more like a young rooster than a hen, though (she's missin' the eyelashes).
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2007, 06:12:47 PM »
I hate it when PETA co-opts others' ideas and likenesses for their own distorted causes.

« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 06:30:44 PM »
I haven't figured out how to beat the final boss... :(
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 07:08:37 PM »
I hate it when PETA co-opts others' ideas and likenesses for their own distorted causes.

Yeah, I agree with ya on that one.
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« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 07:17:25 PM »
I haven't figured out how to beat the final boss... :(

You have to get on the edge of the deep fry pool, then jump on the Colonel's head.

Animal right's is a cause worth fighting for, but Peta... well... They have a lot of good people working for good cause, but, there are few... kooks... that find their way into the organization. We can't say they're all bad.

(And last time I checked, wasn't Yoshi Mario's friend? I mean, Mario saved all of the Yoshi kids from Bowser's kid in SMW)

This game, itself, would've had perfect control had your character had some traction beneath her feet and would stop sliding around like she's on ice every time you even tap the button. Other than that, a pretty good game.
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« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 09:41:49 PM »
Cute.

Although it seemed a bit...how do I say it...radical?

KFC doesn't actually do that to the chickens, do they?
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« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 09:46:07 PM »
Most likely. I've seen some of the things they do to animals in slaughter houses on YouTube.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2007, 10:31:04 PM »
It's probably just my conservative side going, but PETA is nothing but a load of crap. Humans have been eating meat for ages! Is it suddenly unnatural to eat what nature has allowed us to eat?

Oh, and it was also big of them to create a NSMB rip-off and then claim Wii gives people diseases.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2007, 10:35:53 PM »
That game sucks. If you want a REAL game, play this!

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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2007, 11:30:39 PM »
NE89, you got it a bit wrong there, PETA doesn't want people to stop eating meat (Maybe a little so) but they want to make the living conditions of the animals better . You know, like have wide open spaces, have the wide open spaces cleaned up,  have the animals treated nicely and gently. And actually given painkillers when needed. Not chop their beaks of at birth, fattening them up till they can't even stand up, live in a space so cramped you can't even breathe right, have your throats BUUUURN with all the ammonia in the air. Treated badly by workers, and having to go through a boiling hot pool of water before death!    You see what I'm saying?
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2007, 11:45:24 PM »
Just curious... do you support PETA, SB?

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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 01:38:24 AM »
Never heard of PETA until I saw this thread :P
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 07:44:07 AM »
Fuzzy would've had a field day with this. :P

« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2007, 08:08:30 AM »
Darn right he would!

Anyway, I don't really support the PETA at all, but I would like to see better treatment for the animals that'll eventually become the food I eat. Sure, they're gonna die anyway, but there's really no need to torture them beforehand.

So I guess, in a sense, I do support the PETA in that respect. But I'm not really itching to protest or do anything about it anytime soon, and I know for sure I'll be the last to use a video game to gain support from a certain group of people.
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