Author Topic: SSBB: Snake battles Mario, wants to eat Yoshi  (Read 5149 times)


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« on: October 02, 2007, 08:52:47 AM »

By far, the latest DOJO!! update for Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the funniest of them all. One of the rare "double" updates, the first included 5 new screenshots and 3 new videos showing off the new level Shadow Moses Island, and I recommend watching them all. In one of the videos, Snake is given intel on Yoshi (best line "It talks?!") where he questions Yoshi's sexuality and tastiness, and in another video is told all about Wario's farting ability. The second update, titled "Snake Joins the Brawl!", Snake is briefed on Mario, and is given the mission of taking down our favorite mustachioed plumber.

Despite the silliness, there is quite a bit of information given, and some of Mario's attacks are displayed in the second update. Make sure you watch them all below!

Link: Smash Bros. DOJO!!: Shadow Moses Island, Smash Bros. DOJO!!: Snake Joins the Brawl!
« Last Edit: October 02, 2007, 08:12:38 PM by Deezer »
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Boo Dudley

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2007, 10:52:17 AM »
Sounds like classic Hideo Kojima to me.

« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2007, 06:01:50 PM »
"How about I capture one so we can see what they taste like?"
"Uhh, Snake..."

xD I can't wait for this game. Still need to get a Wii to play it, though... ._.
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2007, 08:56:54 PM »
Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!


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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2007, 09:05:26 PM »
....Yoshi.... tasty....
I really don't care much for logic.


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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 09:57:52 AM »
I'm super-happy that they got the MGS voice cast. They delivered the lines so well.

Ha, Snake is thinking dirty thoughts about Samus. Pure gold. XD
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 03:29:07 PM »

« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 03:36:30 PM »
I don't completely understand how the videos of Snake conversing will fit into the game play.


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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 07:08:19 PM »
^ I agree, but this is still pretty funny, albeit distracting.
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Boo Dudley

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 09:00:30 PM »
<snake> Who's that kid back there?
<otacon> Oh, that's the pokemon trainer.
<otacon> Pokemon trainers catch, breed and raise pokemon to fight other pokemon.
<snake> is that ethical?
<otacon> well, as long as they aren't dogs... or roosters.
<snake> or if gambling is involved, right?
« Last Edit: October 04, 2007, 09:42:11 PM by Luigison »


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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2007, 04:04:19 PM »
Yeah, those videos were pretty great. And, Like Boo Dudley said, the fact that they have the actual voice actors is awesome.


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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2007, 05:22:26 PM »
Solid, if these videos had been released around the time you first joined the FF, I think you would have died of a heart attack.
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