...You are afraid to walk too far away from one place at a time (for fear of disappearing off the screen and dying).
...The next time you are about to smack someone really hard, you pause for a few seconds in an awkward pose.
...Flood relief efforts are ineffective, due to you beating the sandbags with a baseball bat.
...You try to avoid going to the doctor, knowing full well that he will throw a handful of pills at you before smacking you with his shirt.