^ Ah, the cosmic question... to which I shall answer with a resounding "no". Of course, then that brings up the prospect of how two people ended up making everyone in the world... of course, then there was the flood, so that means everyone's related to Noah and his wife... Alright, let's not talk about that one.
Duct tape, duct tape... Looked it up, and aside from it being coated with a "rubber-based...pressure-sensitive adhesive", I've not a clue.