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Ambulance Y · « **Reply #240 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:30:33 PM »

The most I see of shirtless men is usually just people mowing their lawns. In my humble town, nobody walks around public without shirts. Except joggers. So in this town the Shirtless Man Law is limited to only those mowing their lawn and joggers.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #241 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:33:01 PM »

Mowing the lawn, sure.
Jogging? Maybe.
Riding a bus? He must have lost a bet.

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #242 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:34:38 PM »

You never see shirtless men jogging? Where do you live...Shirt City?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #243 on:** June 20, 2008, 02:25:31 PM »

There was a priest around where I live who just got arrested for jogging nude at 4 AM. He said he sweats too much if he wears clothes. And then he pleaded not guilty.

Kojinka · « **Reply #244 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:23:54 AM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on June 20, 2008, 02:25:31 PM

There was a priest around where I live who just got arrested for jogging nude at 4 AM. He said he sweats too much if he wears clothes. And then he pleaded not guilty.

Post of the Year!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #245 on:** June 22, 2008, 07:16:07 AM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on June 20, 2008, 02:25:31 PM

There was a priest around where I live who just got arrested for jogging nude at 4 AM. He said he sweats too much if he wears clothes. And then he pleaded not guilty.

I could've sworn I read about that in a book... no, I think that was a German sex therapist.

Oh, geez, please don't turn this into the "Naked/Shirtless Men Discussion Thread"...

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #246 on:** June 22, 2008, 07:39:52 AM »

That's possible; I know the newspaper where I live has run urban legends as actual stories before. This one was a local story on the radio, but still.

Also, I hope that nude German sex therapist jogger wasn't Dr. Ruth.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #247 on:** June 22, 2008, 11:23:03 AM »

No, it was a dude. Something "Nihenke", I think. And it was a while back.

Kojinka · « **Reply #248 on:** June 23, 2008, 03:09:08 PM »

High def Gargamel

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #249 on:** June 23, 2008, 03:37:35 PM »

Who's Gargamel?

goodie · « **Reply #250 on:** June 23, 2008, 04:44:02 PM »

Apparently, that guy.

Kojinka · « **Reply #251 on:** June 23, 2008, 05:26:29 PM »

Gargy

penguinwizard · « **Reply #252 on:** June 23, 2008, 08:17:52 PM »

Hmm, when I saw that, I thought it was The Ripper from Last Action Hero.

Hi-def Confucius:

Kojinka · « **Reply #253 on:** June 23, 2008, 08:46:21 PM »

High-def Brainy Smurf

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #254 on:** June 24, 2008, 07:38:41 AM »

Augh! My eyes!