***VOTE**VOTE**VOTE***
MR. FACE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Yes! I have seen how $$Wario$$ and Marionut#1 were fighting for the Presidence of the board.
And I thought, "hey, it isn't fair that we, the Virtual Mushroomers, can only pick between two choices when selecting a Virtual President." Then I thought, "hey, but ¿Who (yes, with a ¿ at the beggining of the question, that's the way Argentinians think ;) ), who would do a great work as a President?" And then, I saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
I couldn't believe it. Somehow I ended up at the subway tunnel. I screamed (OOOOAAAAhhhhh!!! -- No, wait: ¡¡¡OOOOAAAAhhhhh!!!). I started running. Then I thought, 'Wait a bit, we don't have a subway station here in La Plata. There are only subways in Buenos Aires, capitol of the country. This is La Plata, capitol of the PROVINCE (it's like States in U.S) of Buenos Aires (it's like New York, New York, but with NYC as the capitol of the U.S., and uhhh... i don't know, another city being NY State capitol) of Buenos Aires. How weird. Then I woke up and remembered that this is a politycal campaign and not a humour thingie.
>_<
As I was saying, somebody posted wondering about what if we can vote Mr. Face as a president.
And I said, 'Why not? The guy is cool.'
So, vote for Mr. Face!
* The ONLY politician who never is wrong!
* The guy who cares about we all!
* The puppet everyone can use for fun, now turned into the ONLY politician who will do and say everithing you (the PEOPLE) make him do and say!
* The FAIREST of the politicians! Everyone, no matter skin colour or religion or money, has the same rights to him! That's guaranteed, because Mr. face has NO SKIN COLOUR NOR RELIGION NOR MONEY NOR LOOKING NOR BODY NOR ACTUAL EXISTANCE!
He's the BEST we can have!
(other charges - Vicepresidence, Ministers, Secret Service, etc. - are currently free, but I'm gonna pick one soon.
(P.S. : Thanks A LOT Marionut#1 for thinking on me when picking charges. Really. But I cannot accept. I found my real place, and Mr. face is by my side :) )
P.S. 2: someone said that Deezer should be the President, because he gave us the Boards, but the same we could pick Shigeru Miyamoto or Mario himself (or even, Peach herself). But I think they're like... the country itself, or the fundators of the country, or something. I believe that we all have the same rights to be Presidents, even after realyzing that without Deezer the Forums themself wouldn't exist. Maybe we should think on him like the King (you now, like in Europe), who is like the guy everyone respect and like 'the owner of the place', but the one who's really ruling is the Prime Minister.