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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #600 on: June 19, 2012, 02:28:06 AM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM</a>
I lost to this.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #601 on: June 21, 2012, 11:42:31 AM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #602 on: June 25, 2012, 04:16:46 AM »

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #603 on: June 25, 2012, 05:40:03 PM »
Well, I guess "awesome" would be the closest word to approximate how I feel upon seeing that.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #604 on: June 26, 2012, 05:47:01 PM »

« Reply #605 on: June 26, 2012, 06:55:04 PM »


An opera stage.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #606 on: July 03, 2012, 09:23:30 PM »
Smoke rings colliding.

Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

« Reply #607 on: July 20, 2012, 07:34:09 PM »
http://www.wimp.com/fiveguys/

Only the Piano Guys could make 1D good.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

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« Reply #609 on: August 06, 2012, 11:37:04 AM »

Well, I guess "awesome" would be the closest word to approximate how I feel upon seeing that.

Awesome? Creepy is a bit more like it if you ask me.
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

« Reply #610 on: August 07, 2012, 07:21:14 AM »
its very creepy.

« Reply #611 on: August 20, 2012, 03:56:28 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqkjnPsH_nI" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqkjnPsH_nI</a>.
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« Reply #612 on: September 06, 2012, 04:51:54 PM »
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.
'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship MArx and accept that he was the most highly -evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now."

The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species.He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
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« Reply #613 on: September 06, 2012, 05:12:16 PM »
You kids and your rap music.
Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #614 on: September 06, 2012, 06:49:57 PM »
Weegee, I have been looking for that for months after my friend put it on Facebook and I forgot to copy it. I voluntarily lose.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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